Best Birthday Jokes Of All Time for Friends
- Why did the birthday cake go to the doctor? Because it was feeling a little crumby!
- What do you always get on your birthday? Another year older and deeper in debt!
- Why did the birthday balloon burst? Because it saw a needle coming!
- What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange, especially on their birthday!
- Why did the birthday boy bring a ladder to the bar? Because he heard the drinks were on the house!
- What’s a cake’s favorite band? The Rolling Scones!
- Why did the birthday cake go to school? To be a layer in history!
- What do you sing to a coffee-loving friend on their birthday? “Happy Brew-day to you!”
- Why do candles never get invited to birthday parties? Because they always burn out before the cake’s done!
- What did one candle say to the other? “Don’t birthdays just burn you up?”
- Why did the computer take up baking? It wanted to make cookies for its birthday!
- What do you give someone who has everything? Antibiotics, because they probably caught everything!
- What’s a mummy’s favorite type of music? Wrap music, especially on their birthday!
- What did one wall say to the other wall on their birthday? “I’ll meet you at the corner!”
- Why did the birthday present go to therapy? It had too many issues with wrapping!
- What’s the best way to get a squirrel to your friend’s birthday party? Hide nuts in the cake!
- Why did the birthday boy bring a ladder to the party? Because he wanted to reach new heights!
- What do you call a fish who celebrates their birthday? A birthday parrty!
- Why do we put candles on top of the cake? Because it’s too hard to put them on the bottom!
- Why did the tomato turn red at the party? Because it saw the salad dressing!
- What’s a scarecrow’s favorite birthday gift? A birthday card!
- Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants to his birthday party? In case he got a hole in one!
- What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? “Supplies!”
- Why did the birthday cake go to the gym? It wanted to get a little bit more icing!
- What’s the best way to remember your wife’s birthday? Forget it once!
- Why do seagulls fly over the ocean? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels!
- What’s a cow’s favorite birthday activity? Cow-tipping!
- Why did the tomato turn to the mushroom at the party? Because it felt saucy!
- What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite on your neck!
- What’s a balloon’s least favorite type of music? Pop!
- Why did the math book look sad on its birthday? Because it had too many problems!
- What do you call a happy cowboy on his birthday? Yee-haw-liday!
- Why did the scarecrow become a successful motivational speaker? Because he was outstanding in his field!
- What’s a dog’s favorite birthday treat? Pup-cakes!
- Why did the birthday cake go to therapy? It needed help processing its layers of emotion!
- What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room!
- Why did the birthday card apply for a job? It wanted to get addressed properly!
- What did the ocean say to the shore on their birthday? “Wave hi!”
- Why did the birthday present go to school early? It wanted to be “gifted”!
- What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You might think it’s ‘R’, but it’s actually the ‘C’ (sea)! Happy birthday, matey!
Best Birthday Jokes Of All Time for Sister
- Why did the birthday cake go to therapy? It had too many layers of issues!
- What did one candle say to the other on your cake? “Don’t birthdays just burn you up?”
- Why did the birthday balloon go near the needle? It wanted to be a little “popped”!
- What did the digital clock say to the birthday clock? “Look, no hands!”
- Why did the birthday cake go to the doctor? It was feeling a bit crumby!
- What do you get if you cross a birthday cake and a musician? A jam session!
- Why did the birthday card apply for a job? It wanted to get paid for its good wishes!
- What did one wall say to the other during the birthday party? “I’ll meet you at the corner!”
- Why did the birthday gift go to school? It wanted to be wrapped up in learning!
- What do you sing to your sister on her birthday? “Happy B-Day, Sis-terious!”
- Why was the birthday party so good at math? They knew how to crunch the numbers!
- What did the teddy bear say after blowing out the birthday candles? “It was un-bear-ably hot!”
- Why do candles always have great birthdays? They always know how to make a wish come true!
- What do you call a cake that’s always on time? Punctual-cake!
- What did the big candle say to the little candle? “You light up my life!”
- Why did the birthday cake take up gardening? It wanted to put down some roots!
- What did the cake say to the ice cream? “You make life a little sweeter!”
- Why did the birthday card go to school? It wanted to be a smart card!
- What did the wrapping paper say to the gift? “I’ve got you covered!”
- Why did the birthday balloon bring a suitcase? It wanted to go on an air-filled adventure!
- What did one plate say to another at the birthday party? “Lettuce celebrate!”
- Why did the birthday present go to therapy? It had too many issues to wrap its head around!
- What do you get if you cross a cake and a baseball player? A batter!
- Why did the birthday candle start a band? It had a burning desire for music!
- What did the zero say to the eight at the birthday party? “Nice belt!”
- Why did the cake blush? It saw the icing and thought it was sweet!
- What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room—no cake!
- Why did the birthday cake go to jail? It was caught cutting up!
- What did the cake say to the fork? “You really know how to pick me up!”
- Why did the birthday present go to the party early? It wanted to wrap up the festivities!
- What’s a birthday card’s favorite game? Poker—because it’s always in the cards!
- Why did the birthday cake go to the doctor? It needed a slice of advice!
- What did the birthday balloon say to the pin? “Don’t burst my bubble!”
- Why did the birthday candle bring a ladder? It wanted to reach new heights!
- What did the cake say to the fork? “You’re a piece of work!”
- Why did the birthday card get invited to all the parties? It had a great sense of humor!
- What’s a birthday cake’s favorite song? “Happy Birthday to You,” of course!
- Why did the birthday cake apply for a job? It wanted to make some dough!
- What do you get if you cross a birthday cake and a cookie? A sweet treat!
- Why did the birthday gift bring a map to the party? It wanted to wrap things up on the right note!
Best Birthday Jokes Of All Time for Brother
- Why did the birthday cake go to therapy? It had too many layers of issues!
- How does a scientist organize a birthday party for his brother? With all the right elements!
- What did one candle say to the other? “Don’t birthdays just burn you up?”
- Why did the birthday balloon burst into tears? It was blown away by all the emotions!
- How does a banana answer the phone on your brother’s birthday? “Yellow!”
- What did the digital clock say to its brother on his birthday? “Look, no hands!”
- Why did the math book look sad on your brother’s birthday? Too many problems!
- What did the left eye say to the right eye on your brother’s birthday? “Between you and me, something smells!”
- Why did the birthday cake visit the doctor? It needed a slice of life!
- What did the big candle say to the little candle? “You’re really growing on me!”
- Why did the scarecrow win an award on your brother’s birthday? Because he was outstanding in his field!
- How do you organize a fantastic space-themed birthday party for your brother? You planet!
- What’s a birthday card’s favorite game? Hide and seek – it always gets a good reaction!
- Why did the computer go to the birthday party? It wanted to meet its motherboard!
- What did one hat say to the other on your brother’s birthday? “You stay here; I’ll go on ahead!”
- Why did the tomato turn red at the birthday party? It saw the salad dressing!
- How do you know your brother is getting old? He starts to appreciate “dad jokes” even more!
- What do you call a cake that’s always making jokes? A pun cake!
- Why did the birthday candle start a band? It had a burning desire for music!
- How do you organize a space party for your brother? You planet!
- What did the cake say to the fork? “You want a piece of me?”
- Why did the birthday balloon bring a suitcase? It wanted to pack a lot of fun!
- What do you get if you cross a snowman and a vampire for your brother’s birthday? Frostbite!
- How does a penguin celebrate his brother’s birthday? By icing on the cake!
- Why did the birthday cake go to school? It wanted to be a layer!
- What do you call a pile of cats on your brother’s birthday? A meowtain!
- Why did the bicycle fall over at the birthday party? It was two-tired!
- How do you organize a birthday party in space? You planet!
- What do you give a brother who has everything for his birthday? Antibiotics!
- Why did the birthday boy bring a ladder to the party? To take the celebration to the next level!
- What did the cake say to the fork on your brother’s birthday? “You’re a piece of work!”
- Why did the birthday candle go to therapy? It had too much wax on its mind!
- What did the left eye say to the right eye on your brother’s birthday? “Between you and me, something smells!”
- Why did the tomato turn red at the birthday party? It saw the salad dressing!
- How do you know if your brother is a vampire? He celebrates his birthday with a bite!
- Why did the birthday card apply for a job? It wanted to be “card”ed for!
- What did the balloon say to the pin on your brother’s birthday? “Stop bursting my bubble!”
- How do you throw a space party? You planet!
- What did one hat say to the other at the birthday party? “You stay here; I’ll go on ahead!”
- Why did the birthday cake go to the doctor? It was feeling crumby!
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