Funny Christmas Captions for Kids
- “Santa, I can explain…”
- “Dear Santa, define ‘nice.'”
- “Jingle all the way, and all that jazz.”
- “Sleigh my name, sleigh my name!”
- “Merry Elfin’ Christmas!”
- “All I want for Christmas is more cookies.”
- “I’m on the nice list. Well, I’m on a list.”
- “Me: ‘I want a pony for Christmas.’ Santa: ‘Be realistic.’ Me: ‘Okay, I want a dragon.'”
- “Christmas calories don’t count, right?”
- “Santa, I can explain… again.”
- “Elf-sized excitement!”
- “Candy canes and cocoa: my kind of diet.”
- “Sleigh my outfit, sleigh it!”
- “Dear Santa, is it too late to be good?”
- “Jingle bells, homework smells!”
- “Getting my daily dose of Christmas cheer.”
- “Cookies are my love language.”
- “Merry Christmas, ya filthy animal!”
- “Is it too late to be good?”
- “I’m just a cotton-headed ninny muggins.”
- “Making snowmen and snow angels. Well, attempting to.”
- “I’m only a morning person on Christmas.”
- “Does this elf hat make me look festive?”
- “Rockin’ around the Christmas tree, one cookie at a time.”
- “Santa, I want it all. Please and thank you.”
- “The elf did it.”
- “Sleigh all day, play all night.”
- “Jingle bells, someone smells… probably me after all that holiday food.”
- “Tis the season to be jolly, fa-la-la-la—oops, wrong holiday song!”
- “Christmas cheer level: Elf.”
- “Sleigh-in’ it since [year of birth].”
- “Dear Santa, I’ve been good all year. Most of the time. Once in a while.”
- “Jingle all the way to bed because Santa is coming!”
- “Sleigh my name, sleigh my game!”
- “I’m just here for the hot cocoa and presents.”
- “Sleigh bells and giggles.”
- “Santa’s favorite little helper.”
- “Dear Santa, I can explain… with a PowerPoint presentation.”
- “Me on December 1st vs. Me on December 25th.”
“Tangled in tinsel, but still winning at Christmas!”
Funny Christmas Captions for Teachers
- “Sleighing it in the classroom and sleighing it at Christmas!”
- “Santa, please bring me a silent bell for the classroom. Just kidding, I love the chaos!”
- “Teaching during the holidays is like herding reindeer—wild but worth it!”
- “All I want for Christmas is a classroom full of well-behaved elves. Is that too much to ask?”
- “My grading system during the holidays: A = Awesome, B = Believable, C = Christmas magic required.”
- “Rudolph may have a red nose, but my students have the power to turn my face red with laughter.”
- “Lesson planning during the holidays is like trying to wrap a present with a cat—chaotic but entertaining!”
- “If Santa can make a list and check it twice, so can I with my lesson plans!”
- “Merry Christmas to all my students. May your exam scores be higher than your highest holiday wish.”
- “Teaching is the best way to spread Christmas cheer—sorry, Buddy the Elf!”
- “Deck the halls with boughs of knowledge, fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-last-minute grading!”
- “The best way to spread Christmas joy is to give your students an A+ on their finals. Trust me, it works!”
- “Hanging mistletoe in the classroom to encourage good behavior. It’s the most wonderful classroom management trick of the year!”
- “Teaching is a lot like Santa’s job—long hours, no breaks, and a magical ability to make everyone happy!”
- “Santa’s nice list? That’s just my attendance sheet!”
- “The only snowflakes I want to see in the classroom are the ones on our craft projects, not on your excuses!”
- “Why did the teacher bring a ladder to class during the holidays? To reach the high notes of the Christmas carols, of course!”
- “Teaching during the holidays: coffee in one hand, lesson plan in the other, and a sprinkle of Christmas magic in the air.”
- “Tis the season to be grading—fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-lots of red pens!”
- “I’m dreaming of a whiteboard Christmas, where all the markers work and the erasers are never lost.”
- “Holiday lesson plan: How to wrap a present without losing your sanity. Spoiler alert: it’s impossible!”
- “Santa’s workshop has nothing on the chaos of my classroom during the holidays!”
- “What’s a teacher’s favorite Christmas carol? Silent Night—when all the assignments are turned in on time!”
- “Who needs mistletoe when you have a bunch of mischievous students in the classroom?”
- “Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to the Christmas party? To shade herself from the glare of too many bright ideas from students!”
- “Christmas magic is great, but have you ever seen a student finally understand a difficult concept right before winter break?”
- “Classroom Christmas rule: The more tinsel, the better the lesson plan!”
- “Dear Santa, all I want for Christmas is a never-ending supply of patience for dealing with my students.”
- “The only snowballs allowed in the classroom are the ones we make for our snowman craft—not the ones thrown at each other!”
- “Lesson plan for the day: How to turn sugar-filled students into holiday angels. Spoiler alert: it’s not easy!”
- “Why did the Christmas tree become a teacher? It wanted to be a little more well-rounded!”
- “May your classroom be merry and your students be jolly—because sanity is overrated during the holidays!”
- “Lesson planning during the holidays is like wrapping a gift without tape. It falls apart, but it’s the thought that counts, right?”
- “If you hear jingle bells in the hallway, it’s either Santa or my students trying to sneak out of class early.”
- “What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog? Frostbite. And what do you get when you cross a teacher and Christmas? Pure joy!”
- “Why did the teacher bring a ladder to the holiday party? To be on the same level as her students—literally and figuratively!”
- “The best way to spread Christmas knowledge is to teach with passion and a touch of holiday spirit.”
- “Dear Santa, this year, I’d like a magic wand that makes all the holiday distractions disappear in the classroom!”
- “The only snowflakes allowed in the classroom are the ones we cut out for our winter-themed bulletin board.”
- “May your days be merry and your coffee be strong, especially during the holiday chaos in the classroom!”
Funny Christmas Captions for Family
- “The tree isn’t the only thing getting lit this Christmas.”
- “Sleigh my name, sleigh my name.”
- “All I want for Christmas is a nap.”
- “Dear Santa, I’ve been good all year. Most of the time. Once in a while. Never mind, I’ll buy my own presents.”
- “The elf did it.”
- “Christmas calories don’t count.”
- “This family puts the ‘laughter’ in ‘deck the halls with laughter.'”
- “It’s not what’s under the tree that matters, it’s who’s gathered around it.”
- “Christmas: When your parents buy you things you pretended not to see.”
- “Eat, drink, and be merry. Tomorrow, diet and detox.”
- “Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals!”
- “I’m dreaming of a white Christmas… but if the white runs out, I’ll drink the red.”
- “It’s the most wonderful time to forget what day it is.”
- “Christmas is too sparkly… said no one ever.”
- “All I want for Christmas is you… and a nap.”
- “This family is the reason I need therapy during the holidays.”
- “Don’t get your tinsel in a tangle.”
- “I’m on the ‘nice list.’ Well, at least my dog thinks so.”
- “I’m only a morning person on December 25th.”
- “The best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear. Or you can just pass the cookies.”
- “Christmas is a time of magic and wonder. Unless you have to clean up after it, then it’s a time of regret and sorrow.”
- “May your family be functional and all your batteries be included.”
- “It’s the season to be jelly… because I’m so well-preserved.”
- “Sleigh my name, sleigh my name—Santa’s calling!”
- “I’m dreaming of a white Christmas. But if the white runs out, I’ll drink the red.”
- “The only snowflakes I want to see are on a Christmas card.”
- “Christmas is the only time of the year when you can sit in front of a dead tree and eat candy out of socks.”
- “Does anyone else feel like a snack after wrapping presents? No? Just me then.”
- “Dear Santa, I can explain…”
- “This family is nuttier than a fruitcake.”
- “Dasher is my cardio.”
- “Sleigh all day, then wine all night.”
- “You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy hot cocoa, and that’s kind of the same thing.”
- “Christmas magic is silent. You don’t hear it—you feel it, you know it, you believe it.”
- “I’m only a morning person on December 25th.”
- “The only bells I want to hear on Christmas are the ones on Santa’s sleigh.”
- “Dear Santa, I’ve been good all year. Okay, most of the time. Once in a while. Never mind, I’ll buy my own presents.”
- “Christmas: the only time of year you can sit in front of a dead tree eating candy out of socks.”
- “This family is crackers.”
- “You rock my Christmas socks off!”
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