Dad Jokes Happy Birthday

Dad Jokes Happy Birthday From Son

• Happy Birthday, Dad! Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, but no atmosphere—unlike your birthday party, of course!
• It’s your special day, Dad! Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.
• Hey, Father! Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field—just like you!
• Happy Birthday! You know, I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
• Dad, on your birthday, remember that age is just a number—much like the one you’ll forget when blowing out your candles!
• Wishing you a fantastic birthday, Dad! Why don’t we ever tell secrets on a farm? Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears.
• Happy Birthday, pops! Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
• Have a great day, Dad! I’m reading a book on anti-gravity—it’s impossible to put down, much like your awesome dad jokes.
• Happy Birthday, father dear! Do you know why the bicycle couldn’t stand up by itself? Because it was two-tired.
• Enjoy your day, Dad! What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator—just like you when I brought my first date home!
• To the coolest dad, Happy Birthday! Did you hear about the restaurant that serves only soup? It’s just broth-taking!
• Happy Birthday, Dad! Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl using the bathroom? Because the “P” is silent.
• Celebrating you, Dad! I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough.
• Happy Birthday, old man! Want to hear a joke about construction? Sorry, I’m still working on it!
• Wishing you a fantastic day, Dad! I’m on a seafood diet—I see food and I eat it, just like your amazing birthday cake!
• Happy Birthday! Why did the scarecrow become a successful neurosurgeon? Because he was outstanding in his field!
• Enjoy your day, Dad! I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug!
• Happy Birthday, Dad! What did one wall say to the other wall? “I’ll meet you at the corner!”
• To the best father, Happy Birthday! Did you hear about the Italian chef who died? He pasta way.
• Celebrating you, Dad! I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
• Happy Birthday! Did you hear about the kidnapping at the park? They woke up—it was a “kid” napping!
• Wishing you a fantastic day, Dad! I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down!
• Happy Birthday, Dad! What did one plate say to the other plate? “Lunch is on me!”
• Celebrating you, Dad! What do you call a factory that makes good products? A satisfactory!
• Happy Birthday! I wasn’t originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind—just like picking the perfect gift for you!
• Wishing you a fantastic day, Dad! I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug!
• Happy Birthday, Dad! What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite.
• To the best father, Happy Birthday! How do you organize a space party? You planet!
• Celebrating you, Dad! Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
• Happy Birthday! How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!
• Wishing you a fantastic day, Dad! Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she will let it go!
• Happy Birthday, Dad! What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? “Supplies!”
• To the best dad ever, Happy Birthday! I’m reading a book on anti-gravity—it’s impossible to put down!
• Celebrating you, Dad! What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta!
• Happy Birthday! Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere—unlike your amazing birthday atmosphere!
• Wishing you a fantastic day, Dad! Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.
• Happy Birthday, pops! Did you hear about the cheese factory explosion? There was de-brie everywhere!
• To the best father, Happy Birthday! What did one hat say to the other? “You stay here, I’ll go on ahead!”
• Celebrating you, Dad! How do you organize a space party? You planet!
• Happy Birthday! What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!
• Wishing you a fantastic day, Dad! Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired!
• Happy Birthday, Dad! What did one wall say to the other wall? “I’ll meet you at the corner!”
• To the best dad ever, Happy Birthday! Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
• Celebrating you, Dad! How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!
• Happy Birthday! Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.
• Wishing you a fantastic day, Dad! What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator—just like you!
• Happy Birthday, pops! I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
• To the coolest dad, Happy Birthday! I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug!
• Celebrating you, Dad! Did you hear about the kidnapping at the park? They woke up—it was a “kid” napping!
• Happy Birthday! Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl using the bathroom? Because the “P” is silent

Dad Jokes Happy Birthday From Daughter

• Why did the birthday cake go to school? It wanted to be a layer!
• What do you always get on your birthday? Another year older.
• Why did the boy bring a ladder to the birthday party? Because he wanted to reach new heights!
• How does a pickles celebrate its birthday? It relishes the moment!
• Why was the birthday card wet? Because it was from a tearable pun!
• What kind of birthday cake do ghosts prefer? The “booooooo-berry” cake!
• Did you hear about the tree’s birthday? It was a sappy celebration!
• What’s a ninja’s favorite part of a birthday party? The cake-cutting ceremony!
• Why did the birthday balloon burst into tears? It was blowing its own candle!
• What did the cake say to the fork? “You want a piece of me?”
• Why did the skeleton go to the birthday party alone? Because he had no-body to go with!
• What’s a cake’s favorite band? Icing on the Cake!
• How do you know when a joke is a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.
• What do you give a man who has everything? A woman to show him how to work it.
• Why don’t we ever tell secrets on a farm? Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears.
• Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers? He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them.
• Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
• Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.
• Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!
• Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants!
• What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta!
• What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies!
• Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired!
• Did you hear about the kidnapping at the park? They woke up!
• What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese!
• How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!
• I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.
• What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!
• Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He needed a little space.
• What did one wall say to the other wall? “I’ll meet you at the corner!”
• Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere.
• How do you organize a space party? You planet!
• What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, it just waved!
• What did one plate say to the other plate? Dinner’s on me!
• Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.
• What do you call a factory that makes good products? A satisfactory.
• Why did the scarecrow become a successful neurosurgeon? He was outstanding in his field.
• I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down!
• What’s the best thing about Switzerland? I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus!
• Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems.
• Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
• What do you call a fish wearing a crown? A kingfish.
• Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl using the bathroom? Because the “P” is silent!
• How do you organize a fantastic space party? You planet.
• Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants!
• What did one toilet say to the other toilet? You look a bit flushed.
• Why don’t we ever tell secrets on a farm? Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears.
• What’s the best time to go to the dentist? Tooth-hurty!
• What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
• Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere.

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