Funny Kid Birthday Jokes for 9 Years Old
- Why did the birthday cake go to school?
Because it wanted to be a smart cookie! - What did the zero say to the eight on its birthday?
Nice belt! - Why did the birthday balloon turn red?
Because it saw the cake! - How do you throw a space birthday party?
You planet! - What do you get when you cross a birthday cake and a tiger?
A stripey-licious celebration! - Why did the birthday boy bring a ladder to the party?
To reach for the stars! - What’s a birthday present’s favorite game?
Hide and sneak! - Why did the candle go to the birthday party?
Because it wanted to be the light of the celebration! - How do you make a tissue dance at a birthday party?
You put a little boogie in it! - What did one candle say to the other?
“Don’t birthdays just burn you up?” - Why did the banana go to the birthday party?
Because it was a-peeling! - How do you organize a fantastic space-themed birthday party?
You planet! - Why did the birthday cake go to the doctor?
Because it was feeling crumby! - What did one hat say to the other at the birthday party?
“You stay here; I’ll go on ahead!” - What’s a cat’s favorite color for a birthday party?
Purrr-ple! - Why did the birthday balloon bring a suitcase?
It wanted to pack up and fly away! - What did the candle say to the birthday cake?
“You really take the cake!” - What did the teddy bear say after blowing out the birthday candles?
“No cake for me, I’m stuffed!” - Why did the birthday cake go to the doctor?
It was a little sick from getting too much icing! - What do you give a nine-year-old for their birthday?
Another year! - What did the digital clock say to the birthday clock?
“Look, no hands!” - Why did the birthday boy bring a ladder to the party?
He heard it was going to be a high-flying celebration! - What did the candle say to the birthday cake?
“You light up my life!” - Why was the birthday cake always so calm?
Because it had a lot of layers! - How do you know if a vampire likes your birthday party?
They stay for the necks-t festivities! - What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room at a birthday party?
The living room! - What did the big candle say to the little candle?
“You’re really starting to wick me off!” - What did the birthday cake say to the ice cream?
“You’re so cool!” - Why did the birthday balloon go near the fan?
It wanted to get blown away by the celebration! - Why did the birthday cake take so long in the bathroom?
It had too many layers to unwrap! - How does a snowman celebrate a summer birthday?
With a meltdown! - What do you sing at a snowman’s birthday party?
“Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow!” - Why did the birthday cake go to therapy?
It had too many layers of issues! - What did the cupcake say to the other dessert?
“You’re the icing on the cake!” - Why was the math book sad on its birthday?
Because it had too many problems! - What do you give a cat for its birthday?
A scratching post! - Why did the scarecrow invite everyone to his birthday party?
Because he was outstanding in his field! - What did the fish say to the sea creature on its birthday?
“Have a whale of a time!” - Why did the birthday candle feel left out?
Because it wasn’t part of the main course! - What did the cake say to the fork?
“You want a piece of me?”
Funny Kid Birthday Jokes for 10 Years Old
- Why did the birthday cake go to school?
Because it wanted to be a smart cookie! - What do you give a 10-year-old for their birthday?
A louder volume button! - Why did the birthday balloon bring a suitcase?
It wanted to go on a trip! - What’s a birthday bee’s favorite song?
Happy “Bee”rthday to You! - Why did the birthday boy bring a ladder to the party?
Because he wanted to go to the next level! - What do you say to a 10-year-old on their birthday?
Time to age-appropriate jokes! - Why did the birthday cake go to therapy?
It had too many layers of issues! - How do you catch a squirrel for a birthday gift?
Climb a tree and act like a nut! - Why was the birthday present always smiling?
It was wrapped up in itself! - What’s a vampire’s favorite type of birthday cake?
Blood orange velvet! - Why do birthdays always go by so quickly?
Because they’re in a hurry to grow up! - What did the cake say to the ice cream?
You’re cool, but I’m sweet! - What do you give someone who has everything?
Antibiotics! - Why did the birthday candle go to school?
To be a little brighter! - What do you call a cat’s birthday party?
A purr-ty! - Why did the birthday balloon turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing! - What did one candle say to the other?
Don’t birthdays just burn you up? - Why did the birthday cake go to the doctor?
It was feeling crumby! - What’s a pirate’s favorite type of birthday party?
A “matey” celebration! - Why did the birthday present feel shy?
It was a little wrapped up! - How do you organize a fantastic space birthday party?
You planet! - What did the cake say to the fork?
You’re not invited, it’s finger food! - Why did the birthday boy bring a ladder to the party?
Because he wanted to go to the next level! - Why was the math book sad on its birthday?
Too many problems! - What did the cake say to the ice cream?
You’re cool, but I’m sweet! - What did one hat say to the other at the birthday party?
Stay here; I’m going on ahead! - What’s a dragon’s favorite birthday treat?
Firecrackers! - Why was the birthday cake so hard to understand?
It spoke in a layer of complexity! - What did the zero say to the eight on its birthday?
Nice belt! - What do you get when you cross a birthday cake with a lizard?
A party animal! - Why did the computer take its hat off at the birthday party?
Because it had too much hardware! - What do you call a birthday cake at the beach?
Sandy-licious! - Why did the birthday boy bring a ladder to the party?
Because he wanted to go to the next level! - What did the grape say to the balloon on its birthday?
“Balloons, you take my breath away!” - Why was the birthday cake always smiling?
It knew it would get eaten up! - What did the teddy bear say after blowing out the candles?
“No more honey for me!” - Why did the birthday cake go to the doctor?
It was a little crumby! - What did the candle say to the other candles?
“Don’t birthdays just burn you up?” - Why did the birthday boy bring a ladder to the party?
Because he wanted to go to the next level! - What’s a cat’s favorite day of the year?
Purrr-thday!
Funny Kid Birthday Jokes for 11 Years Old
- Why did the birthday cake go to school?
Because it wanted to be a smartie! - What do you get when you cross a birthday cake and a musician?
A jam session! - Why did the birthday boy bring a ladder to the party?
Because he wanted to go to the next level! - How does a penguin build its house for a birthday party?
Igloos it together! - What do you call a cat’s birthday party?
A purr-ty! - Why did the birthday candle go to therapy?
It had too much emotional baggage! - What did one wall say to the other at the birthday party?
“I’ll meet you at the corner!” - Why was the math book sad at the birthday party?
Because it had too many problems. - What do you get if you cross a birthday party and a fancy dress?
The best costume party ever! - What did the cake say to the fork?
“You want a piece of me?” - Why did the balloon go to the party?
Because it wanted to have a blast! - What did the teddy bear say after blowing out the birthday candles?
“No more grizzly birthdays for me!” - Why did the birthday card apply for a job?
It wanted to be hired by the card company! - What do you give a sick lemon for its birthday?
Lemon-aid! - What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit for a birthday?
A blood orange! - Why did the scarecrow go to the birthday party?
He wanted to have a bale of a good time! - How does a snowman celebrate a birthday?
With an ice-cream cake! - What did the big candle say to the little candle?
“You light up my life!” - Why did the bicycle fall over at the birthday party?
It was two-tired! - What do you get when you cross a birthday cake and a race car?
A fast-food cake! - Why did the birthday present go to therapy?
It had too many issues! - What did the bee say to the flower on its birthday?
“Pollen you later!” - How do you organize a space-themed birthday party?
You planet! - Why did the computer go to the birthday party?
It wanted to have byte-sized fun! - What did the ocean say to the beach on its birthday?
“Wave hello to a great day!” - Why did the tomato turn red at the birthday party?
It saw the salad dressing! - What did the balloon say to the pin?
“Hi, buster!” - Why was the belt arrested at the birthday party?
Because it was holding up the pants! - What did the cake say to the fork?
“You’re really forking cute!” - Why did the birthday cake go to the doctor?
It was feeling a little crumby! - What did the left eye say to the right eye at the birthday party?
“Between you and me, something smells!” - Why did the cookie cry at the birthday party?
Because it was feeling crumby! - What do you call cheese that isn’t yours on your birthday?
Nacho cheese! - What did one plate say to another at the birthday party?
“Lunch is on me!” - Why did the candle go to school?
To become brighter! - What do you call a fish’s birthday celebration?
A splash bash! - Why did the birthday cake go to the doctor?
It was a little under the weather! - What’s a skeleton’s favorite instrument for a birthday party?
The trom-bone! - What did the stamp say to the envelope at the birthday party?
“Stick with me, and we’ll go places!” - Why did the birthday balloon go near the needle?
It wanted to be a little pointy-headed!
Funny Kid Birthday Jokes for 12 Years Old
- Why did the birthday cake go to school?
Because it wanted to be a layer! - What do you call a fish who celebrates its birthday?
A birthday parrty! - Why did the birthday boy bring a ladder to the party?
Because he wanted to reach for the stars! - What did one candle say to the other?
“Don’t birthdays just burn you up?” - How do you catch a squirrel for a birthday present?
Climb a tree and act like a nut! - What kind of birthday cake do ghosts prefer?
I-scream cake! - Why did the kid bring a ladder to the birthday party?
Because it was going to be a high-spirited celebration! - What did the big candle say to the little candle?
“You’re too young to be at this party!” - Why did the birthday balloon go to school?
Because it wanted to be a little brrr-ighter! - What did one hat say to the other at the birthday party?
“You stay here; I’ll go on ahead!” - Why did the birthday cake go to the doctor?
Because it was a little crumbly! - How do you organize a space birthday party?
You planet! - What did the birthday cake say to the ice cream?
“You’re cool, man!” - Why did the birthday boy bring a ladder to the soccer field?
He wanted to kick-start the party! - How do you make a tissue dance at a birthday party?
You put a little boogie in it! - What do you give a sick lemon for its birthday?
Lemon-aid! - Why did the birthday present go to therapy?
It had too many issues! - What do you get when you cross a birthday cake and a snake?
A hiss-terical celebration! - What’s a vampire’s favorite birthday dessert?
Coffin cake! - How do you throw a space birthday party?
You planet! - Why did the birthday candle go to school?
It wanted to be a little brighter! - What did one plate say to the other at the birthday party?
“Lunch is on me!” - What did the cake say to the fork?
“You want a piece of me?” - What do you sing at a snowman’s birthday party?
“Freeze a jolly good fellow!” - What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house?
The living room! - What did the pirate say on his 12th birthday?
“Aye aye, matey!” - Why did the birthday cake go to the doctor?
It was feeling a little crumby! - Why did the birthday boy put his cake in the freezer?
Because he wanted ice cream cake! - What did the birthday candle say to the flame?
“You’re really hot!” - How do you organize a space party?
You planet! - Why did the teddy bear say no to birthday cake?
Because it was already stuffed! - What did the cake say to the fork?
“I’m ready to get eaten!” - Why was the math book sad on its birthday?
It had too many problems! - What kind of birthday cake do ghosts prefer?
I-scream cake! - How does a penguin celebrate its birthday?
With an iceberg-er! - Why did the birthday cake go to therapy?
It had too many layers! - What do you get when you cross a birthday cake and a snowman?
Frosting! - Why did the birthday candle go to school?
It wanted to be a little brighter! - What did one candle say to the other at the party?
“Don’t burn out, buddy!” - How do you know the ocean is friendly?
It waves!
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