20th Happy Birthday Jokes
- Why did the scarecrow get an award on its 20th birthday? It was outstanding in its field for two decades!
- Turning 20 is a lot like parking in a crowded lot – you’re not a teenager anymore, but you’re still trying to find your spot!
- At 20, you’ve officially spent two decades preparing for the dreaded question: “What do you want to be when you grow up?”
- You know you’re 20 when the only fire you’re starting is in the microwave!
- Happy 20th birthday! You’re now at the age where it takes longer to rest than it does to get tired.
- Congratulations on 20 years of successfully avoiding becoming a real adult!
- Now that you’re 20, it’s time to accept that sleep is a hobby you can only enjoy on weekends.
- At 20, you’ve joined the exclusive club of “Adulting: Level 2 – The Confused Years.”
- Welcome to the age where going to bed early is a reward, not a punishment!
- Turning 20 is like being a semi-adult – you can eat cake for breakfast, but you might regret it by lunch!
- 20 years old: too young to be a CEO, too old to eat dinosaur-shaped chicken nuggets without judgment.
- Congratulations! You’re no longer a teenager but still not old enough to avoid using math at a birthday dinner split-the-bill situation.
- Being 20 is realizing your childhood is over, but your student loans have just begun their epic saga.
- Happy 20th! Enjoy this year when you can say, “I’m in my twenties,” without specifying the actual number.
- At 20, you’re at the age where your back goes out more often than you do!
- Here’s to turning 20: the age where your metabolism starts playing hide-and-seek.
- 20 is like the awkward middle child of ages – no longer young and carefree, but not old enough for senior discounts.
- Turning 20 is like being in a weird limbo between “I’ll sleep when I’m dead” and “Is it bedtime yet?”
- Happy 20th birthday! Now you can officially use the phrase, “Back in my day…”
- You’re now in the age bracket where every sneeze comes with an existential crisis.
- Turning 20 means finally realizing you’ve been mispronouncing words your whole life.
- Congratulations on 20 years of pretending to understand taxes and insurance.
- At 20, you’ve hit the age where you have more responsibilities but still get excited about getting a new pen.
- Happy 20th! It’s the age when your knees sound like a Rice Krispies commercial.
- Turning 20 is like getting a sequel to your teenage years – it’s a lot more drama, but with slightly better acting skills.
- At 20, you’re now considered an “adult-in-progress” – emphasis on the “in-progress” part.
- You’re officially in the age group where “all-nighter” means staying up past 10 PM.
- Happy 20th birthday! You’re entering the decade where “let’s grab coffee” turns into “let’s schedule a Zoom call.”
- At 20, you’re old enough to know better but young enough to still do it anyway!
- Congratulations on turning 20! May your coffee be strong and your naps be plentiful.
20th Birthday Jokes for Son
- Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts! - How does a penguin build its house?
Igloos it together! - What do you call fake spaghetti?
An impasta! - I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
- Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field! - Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing! - How does a snowman get around?
By riding an “icicle”! - What do you call a pile of cats?
A meowtain! - Parallel lines have so much in common…
It’s a shame they’ll never meet. - Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything! - I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down!
- Why did the bicycle fall over?
It was two-tired! - Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts! - Why did the golfer bring extra pants?
In case he got a hole in one! - Why did the chicken join a band?
Because it had the drumsticks! - Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts! - What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog?
Frostbite! - Parallel lines have so much in common…
It’s a shame they’ll never meet. - Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field! - What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh! - How does a penguin build its house?
Igloos it together! - Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing! - What do you call fake spaghetti?
An impasta! - I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
- Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field! - I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down!
- Why did the bicycle fall over?
It was two-tired! - Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts! - Why did the golfer bring extra pants?
In case he got a hole in one! - Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
20th Birthday Jokes for Daughter
- Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing your daughter made!
- Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field, just like your daughter!
- How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!
- Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts!
- What’s a computer’s favorite snack? Microchips!
- What did one wall say to the other wall? “I’ll meet you at the corner!”
- How does a snowman get around? By riding an “icicle”!
- What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener!
- Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems!
- What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? “Supplies!”
- Why don’t skeletons fight at the playground? They don’t have the stomach for it!
- How does a penguin build its website? Igloos it together!
- Why don’t eggs tell each other secrets? They might crack up!
- Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired!
- What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta!
- Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts!
- What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!
- Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field, just like your daughter!
- What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backward? A receding hare-line!
- What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!
- Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
- Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks!
- How do you catch a squirrel? Climb up a tree and act like a nut!
- Why don’t skeletons fight at the playground? They don’t have the stomach for it!
- What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange!
- Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems!
- Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field, just like your daughter!
- What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog? Frostbite!
- What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
- Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts!
20th Birthday Jokes for Friend
- Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field—just like you at 20!
- I told my computer I needed a break, and it didn’t send me to a beach. It opened a browser window to “20-year-olds making plans.”
- Why was the math book sad on your birthday? Because it had too many “20” problems!
- Why did the tomato turn red at your party? It saw the salad dressing!
- I was going to tell you a joke about time travel, but you didn’t like it.
- Why did the chicken join your party? Because it heard the food was to die for!
- What did one wall say to the other wall at your party? “I’ll meet you at the corner!”
- What do you call fake spaghetti? An “impasta”—just like fake IDs for turning 21!
- Why did the bicycle fall over at your party? It was two-tired from all the fun!
- Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts!
- Did you hear about the kidnapping at your party? It’s okay, they woke up!
- How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!
- Why don’t scientists trust atoms anymore? Because they make up everything—just like your stories!
- I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
- I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down!
- Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants to your party? In case he got a hole in one!
- Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet—unlike us on your birthday!
- Why did the tomato turn green? Because it saw the salad dressing!
- I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough.
- I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already!
- How does a snowman get around? By riding an “icicle”!
- Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts!
- What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog? Frostbite!
- How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!
- Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts!
- Did you hear about the kidnapping at your party? It’s okay, they woke up!
- Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet—unlike us on your birthday!
- Why did the tomato turn green? Because it saw the salad dressing!
- I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough.
- I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already!
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