Birthday Jokes For 12 Year Olds

Birthday Jokes For 12 Year Old Girls

• Why did the girl bring a ladder to her birthday party? Because she wanted to reach new heights at 12!
• What do you give a 12-year-old for her birthday? Twelve birthday wishes, of course!
• Why was the math book sad on the 12-year-old’s birthday? It had too many problems!
• What’s a 12-year-old’s favorite type of birthday cake? Anything with a dozen layers!
• How does a 12-year-old celebrate her birthday? With twelve times the fun!
• What do you call a 12-year-old who always forgets her birthday? Age-denial!
• Why did the 12-year-old bring a flashlight to her birthday party? Because she wanted to have a bright celebration!
• What kind of birthday cake do 12-year-olds love the most? One that’s 12 inches high!
• What did the digital clock say to the 12-year-old on her birthday? “It’s about time for cake!”
• Why did the 12-year-old put her cake in the freezer? She wanted an ice-cream cake!
• What’s a 12-year-old’s favorite birthday present? Twelve reasons to smile!
• What did the 12-year-old say when she blew out the candles? “I’m officially a wish-making expert!”
• Why do 12-year-olds make the best birthday planners? Because they’re a-dough-rable!
• What do you give a 12-year-old who loves music for her birthday? A dozen melodies!
• How does a 12-year-old count her birthday blessings? One by one, all the way to twelve!
• What did the 12-year-old wish for on her birthday? Twelve more fantastic years to come!
• Why was the 12-year-old’s birthday party so cool? Because it was at a chill venue!
• What’s a 12-year-old’s favorite part of a birthday card? The dozen heartfelt messages inside!
• Why did the 12-year-old invite a magician to her birthday? She wanted to make her wishes disappear and come true!
• How do 12-year-olds measure their birthday happiness? On a scale from 1 to 12!
• Why did the 12-year-old bring a parachute to her birthday party? To make sure her birthday dreams always take flight!
• What do you call a 12-year-old’s birthday wish that comes true? A dozen little miracles!
• Why do 12-year-olds love birthdays? Because it’s the one day they get to count their age and show off!
• What did the 12-year-old say when she received a birthday puppy? “Paws-itively the best gift ever!”
• What’s a 12-year-old’s favorite game at a birthday party? Twelfth-teenth birthday bingo!
• How did the 12-year-old thank her friends for the birthday gifts? With a dozen thank-you hugs!
• What did the 12-year-old say when asked about her birthday cake? “It’s a 12-layer masterpiece!”
• Why was the 12-year-old so excited about her birthday? She was officially a pre-teenager!
• What do you call a 12-year-old’s birthday wish list? A scroll of a dozen dreams!
• Why did the 12-year-old bring a telescope to her birthday party? To see her future more clearly!
• What’s a 12-year-old’s favorite birthday song? “Twelve Candles” by the Cake Street Boys!
• How do 12-year-olds describe the perfect birthday? It’s twelve times better than expected!
• Why did the 12-year-old wear a crown on her birthday? Because she’s the queen of turning 12!
• What did the 12-year-old say when she saw her birthday presents? “I’m 12 kinds of grateful!”
• What’s a 12-year-old’s favorite part of a birthday card? The heartfelt messages that make her smile a dozen times!
• How do 12-year-olds make their birthday wishes extra special? By sprinkling them with glitter and laughter!
• Why was the 12-year-old’s birthday cake so huge? Because she wanted a big slice of happiness!
• What did the 12-year-old say when asked about her birthday party theme? “It’s a dozen shades of amazing!”
• How does a 12-year-old describe her birthday cake? A towering confection of twelve delicious layers!
• What do you call a 12-year-old’s birthday with all her friends? A celebration filled with a dozen joyful moments

Birthday Jokes For 12 Year Old Boys

• Why did the boy bring a ladder to his birthday party? Because he wanted to reach new heights!
• What do you give a 12-year-old on his birthday who loves video games? A “level up” in his cake!
• What’s a pirate’s favorite thing to do at a birthday party? “Arrr”range the presents!
• Why did the kid put his cake in the freezer? He wanted an ice-cream cake day later!
• How does a monster count his birthday candles? He uses his “finger” calculator!
• What do you sing to a 12-year-old on his birthday? “Happy Birthday to You-ber!”
• What did the digital clock say to the 12-year-old on his birthday? “Look, no hands!”
• Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock? Because it was a marble cake!
• What did one candle say to the other? “Don’t birthdays just burn you up?”
• Why did the balloon burst at the party? It saw the cake and got too excited!
• Why did the kid bring a ladder to the birthday party? He wanted to “rise” to the occasion!
• What do you get a 12-year-old for his birthday who loves chemistry? A “periodic” table of goodies!
• What kind of music do balloons hate at a birthday party? Pop music!
• What did the cake say to the fork? “You want a piece of me?”
• What do you get a 12-year-old who loves baseball for his birthday? A “hit” party!
• Why was the birthday cake so expensive? It had too many tiers!
• Why was the birthday card wet? Because it was from a “tear”-rible pun!
• What kind of birthday cake do ghosts love? “Boo”berry cake!
• What did one wall say to the other? “I’ll meet you at the corner for the birthday party!”
• How do you know when a joke is a dad joke? When it’s apparent!
• What do you give a 12-year-old who loves construction on his birthday? A “build-tiful” cake!
• Why did the 12-year-old go to the party with a coat on? Because he heard they’d be chilling!
• What’s a cat’s favorite dessert on a birthday? Mice cream!
• Why did the math book look sad at the birthday party? It had too many problems!
• Why did the bicycle fall over at the birthday party? It was two-tired!
• What’s a ninja’s favorite part of a birthday party? The cake slicing skills!
• Why did the tomato turn red at the party? It saw the salad dressing!
• What’s a smartphone’s favorite part of a birthday party? The cake ‘app’eal!
• Why did the musician bring a ladder to the party? He wanted to reach a high note!
• Why was the birthday cake so lonely? It didn’t have enough layers for a good conversation!
• What’s a tree’s favorite part of a birthday party? The “root” beer!
• What did the blanket say to the bed at the party? “I’ve got you covered!”
• Why did the music teacher go to the party? To hit the right note!
• What do you give a 12-year-old aspiring comedian for his birthday? A “punchline” cake!
• Why did the 12-year-old wear a vest to his birthday party? Because it was a formal affair!
• What’s an astronaut’s favorite part of a birthday party? The “space” cake!
• Why did the boy take a hammer to his birthday party? He wanted to nail the celebration!
• What did one hat say to the other at the party? “You suit me well!”
• Why did the 12-year-old bring a map to the birthday party? He didn’t want to get “lost” in the fun!
• What’s a cow’s favorite part of a birthday party? Moo-sic and hay-ppy birthday wishes

Birthday Jokes For 12 Year Old Siblings

• Why did the birthday cake go to school? Because it wanted to be a smart cookie!
• What did one candle say to the other on the birthday cake? “Don’t birthdays just burn you up?”
• What do you give a 12-year-old who’s an artist on their birthday? A drawing of a birthday cake!
• Why did the birthday balloon burst? Because it saw a pin and got scared!
• How does a lion celebrate a birthday? With a “paw-ty!”
• What’s a frog’s favorite year? Leap Year!
• What did the cake say to the fork? “You want a piece of me?”
• Why did the boy put his cake in the freezer? He wanted an ice-cream cake!
• What’s a monster’s favorite part of a birthday party? The “boo-thday” cake!
• Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake? Because it’s too hard to put them on the bottom!
• What do you get if you cross a snowman and a birthday cake? Frosting!
• Why was the math book sad on its birthday? Because it had too many problems!
• What did the cake say to the fork? “You want a piece of me?”
• What did one plate say to the other plate on their birthday? “Lunch is on me!”
• What kind of birthday cake do ghosts prefer? “I scream” cake!
• Why did the birthday boy/girl hold their party in the library? Because they wanted a “quiet” celebration!
• What does a cloud wear under his birthday clothes? Thunderwear!
• Why was the belt arrested on the birthday? Because it held up a pair of pants!
• Why did the girl bring a ladder to her birthday party? Because she wanted to reach new heights!
• How does a cow wish you a happy birthday? “Moo-ve over for some cake!”
• Why did the boy take a ladder to the party? Because he heard the drinks were on the house!
• What’s a tree’s favorite part of a birthday party? The “root” beer!
• What did one wall say to the other wall at the party? “I’ll meet you at the corner!”
• Why did the bicycle fall over at the party? It was two-tired!
• What did the cake say to the fork? “Time to crumb with me!”
• What did one candle say to the other candle? “Don’t birthdays just burn you up?”
• What did the strawberry say on its birthday? “You’re berry special!”
• What did the gift say to the birthday boy/girl? “Don’t open until your actual birthday!”
• Why was the belt the best gift at the party? Because it held everyone’s pants up!
• Why did the boy put his cake in the mailbox? He wanted to send birthday wishes!
• What’s a cheerleader’s favorite part of a birthday? The “cheer” cake!
• Why did the girl bring a ladder to the party? Because she wanted to climb to new heights!
• What did one wall say to the other wall at the party? “Meet you at the corner!”
• Why was the broom late for the party? It overswept!
• What’s a bear’s favorite birthday treat? Honey cake!
• What did the present say to the birthday boy/girl? “You’re a gift to the world!”
• Why did the birthday cake go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumby!
• What did one slice of cake say to the other slice? “We really need to stick together!”
• Why did the balloon go near the dessert table? It wanted to get a little more “air” in its diet!
• Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumbly!

Birthday Jokes For 12 Year Old Cousins

• Why did the birthday cake go to school? Because it wanted to be a smarty with lots of layers!
• What kind of birthday cake do ghosts prefer? I-scream cake!
• What did one candle say to the other? “Don’t birthdays just burn you up?”
• Why did the kid put their birthday cake in the freezer? They wanted a cool treat!
• What do you give a twelve-year-old for their birthday? Twelve months of adventure!
• How do you know when a clock is hungry? It goes back four seconds!
• Why was the birthday balloon happy? It was filled with hot air and joy!
• What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? “Look, no hands!”
• What’s a birthday tree’s favorite game? Stick the branch on the cake!
• Why did the girl bring a ladder to her birthday party? She wanted to reach for the stars!
• How do pickles celebrate their birthdays? They relish the moment!
• What do you sing to a twelve-year-old birthday cousin? “Happy Birthday to You(th)!”
• Why was the belt arrested on the birthday? It held up a pair of pants!
• What’s a ninja’s favorite part of the birthday party? The cake chop!
• What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
• How do you know if a book is scared? Its spine shivers!
• Why do cows love birthdays? They always raise the “steaks”!
• What did the cake say to the fork? “You want a piece of me?”
• Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It was feeling crumby!
• What did the ocean say to the beach on its birthday? “Wave hello!”
• What’s a math book’s favorite dessert? Pi!
• Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired!
• What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse? Kitty Perry!
• What did one wall say to the other wall? “I’ll meet you at the corner!”
• Why was the music teacher at the birthday party? To hand out the “beats!”
• What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You might think it’s “R,” but it’s the “C” they love!
• What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
• Why was the belt unhappy at the birthday party? It felt out of loop!
• What’s a tree’s favorite drink? Root beer!
• Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
• What did one wall say to the other wall on the birthday? “I’ll stand by you!”
• Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems!
• How does a scientist freshen their breath? With experi-mints!
• Why don’t we ever tell secrets on a farm? Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears!
• Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts!
• What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese!
• How do you organize a space party? You planet!
• Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert? Because it was stuffed!
• What kind of keys can’t open doors? Turkey!
• What did the math book say to the history book on their birthday? “Boy, do I have problems!”

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