Birthday Jokes for Kids From Aunt
- Why did the kid bring a ladder to the birthday party? Because they wanted to reach new heights of fun!
- How does the ocean say happy birthday? It waves!
- What do you give a sick bird for its birthday? Tweetment!
- Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumbly.
- What do you sing to a kangaroo on its birthday? Hoppy Birthday!
- Why did the teddy bear say no to birthday cake? Because it was stuffed!
- What’s a monster’s favorite part of a birthday party? The SCREAM frosting!
- Why was the music teacher asked to leave the birthday party? Because they made a note of it!
- What did one candle say to the other candle? “Don’t birthdays just burn you up?”
- How does a lion celebrate its birthday? With a “paw-ty!”
- What kind of birthday cake do ghosts prefer? I-scream cake!
- Why did the birthday cake go to school? Because it wanted to be a layer!
- What’s a math teacher’s favorite part of a birthday party? Division cake!
- How do you know if the birthday cake is shy? It’s a little frosting!
- Why was the balloon happy on its birthday? Because it was inflated with joy!
- What do you call a train full of bubblegum? Chew, chew train on a birthday journey!
- Why did the balloon burst at the birthday party? It was told a really funny joke!
- What did the digital clock say to its mom on its birthday? “Look Ma, no hands!”
- What did the big flower say to the little flower on its birthday? “Bud, you’re growing up so fast!”
- Why did the candle get grounded on its birthday? Because it was being too wick-ed!
- What kind of key opens a banana on its birthday? A mon-key!
- Why did the girl bring a ladder to her birthday party? She wanted to climb to success!
- What did one plate say to the other at the birthday party? “Lunch is on me!”
- What do you give a horse for its birthday? A pony cake!
- How did the astronaut celebrate their birthday? They had an out-of-this-world party!
- Why did the crayon go to the party? Because it wanted to color the day brighter!
- What kind of music do balloons hate at a birthday party? Pop songs!
- Why did the boy put his cake in the freezer? Because he wanted an ice-cream cake!
- What do you give a lemon on its birthday? Lemon-aid!
- Why was the belt unhappy at the birthday party? It was feeling a little tight!
- What did the cake say to the fork? “You want a piece of me?”
- How do you make a tissue dance at a birthday party? Put a little boogie in it!
- What did the watermelon say to the birthday boy? “You’re one in a melon!”
- Why did the birthday balloon hide? Because it was afraid of being popped!
- What did one hat say to the other at the birthday party? “You’re looking cap-tivating!”
- What kind of button is always happy on a birthday? A belly button!
- Why was the tomato blushing at the birthday party? Because it saw the salad dressing!
- What’s a cow’s favorite part of a birthday? Moo-sic!
- Why did the tree go to the birthday party? Because it wanted to leaf a lasting impression!
- What did the grape say to the birthday celebrant? “Have a grape day!”
Birthday Jokes Kids From Uncle
- Why did the kid put his birthday cake in the freezer? He wanted to have a cool birthday!
- What do you get when you cross a dog with a birthday greeting? A card that says, “Happy Burpday!”
- How does a monster celebrate a birthday? With a “ghoul” party!
- Why did the teddy bear refuse a slice of birthday cake? Because it was stuffed already!
- What did the digital clock say to the birthday clock? “Look, no hands!”
- What do you say to a cow on its birthday? “Moo-ve over for cake!”
- What’s a birthday plant’s favorite drink? Root beer!
- Why was the birthday card dancing? Because it had the twist!
- What did the cake say to the fork? “You want a piece of me?”
- Why do bees have such great birthday parties? They always have a lot of buzz!
- How do you know when a skunk is having a birthday party? You can smell the presents!
- What did one candle say to the other? “Don’t birthdays just burn you up?”
- Why did the boy put candles on his kite? He wanted to have a birthday in the sky!
- What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday? “Aye Matey!”
- How do you wish a space alien a happy birthday? “Take me to your cake!”
- What kind of birthday cake do ghosts prefer? “I scream” cake!
- Why did the teddy bear say no to a slice of birthday cake? It was already stuffed!
- What did one plate say to the other? “Lunch is on me!”
- What do you get when you cross a kangaroo with a birthday party? A bouncing good time!
- Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock? Because it was a marble cake!
- What did the balloon say to the pin? “Hi there, pop!”
- Why was the birthday cake so hard to light? Because the candles were too waxy!
- What did one wall say to the other wall at the party? “Meet you at the corner!”
- Why did the birthday boy put sugar on his nose? He wanted to have sweet dreams!
- What kind of birthday cake do you get for a math teacher? “Square root” cake!
- What’s a superhero’s favorite part of a birthday party? The “capes”!
- Why did the birthday candle go to school? It wanted to be a little brighter!
- How do you throw a space party? You “planet” in advance!
- What kind of music is scary for a birthday balloon? “Pop” music!
- Why did the banana go to the birthday party? Because it was a-peeling!
- Why did the tomato turn red at the birthday party? It saw the salad dressing!
- What do you sing to a cow on her birthday? “Happy Moo Year to You!”
- What do you give a sick bird for his birthday? Tweetment!
- Why was the belt arrested at the birthday party? It held up the pants!
- What do you say to an avocado on its birthday? “Holy guacamole, it’s your birthday!”
- Why did the boy bring a ladder to the birthday party? He wanted to reach for the stars!
- How do bees celebrate their birthdays? With a lot of buzz and honey cake!
- What do you say to a cat on its birthday? “Meow-ny happy returns of the day!”
- What did one hat say to the other hat at the party? “You stay here, I’ll go on a-head!”
- Why was the math book sad on its birthday? It had too many problems!
Birthday Jokes Kids From Mom
- Why did the boy put his cake in the freezer? Because he wanted to have a chilling birthday!
- What do you give a lemon on its birthday? Lemonade!
- Why did the child bring a ladder to the birthday party? To reach the high notes in “Happy Birthday”!
- How does a monster celebrate its birthday? With a scary party!
- Why did the teddy bear refuse a slice of cake? It was already stuffed!
- What kind of music do balloons hate? Pop music!
- Why was the math book sad on its birthday? It had too many problems!
- How does the ocean say happy birthday? With waves of celebrations!
- What’s a balloon’s favorite part of a birthday party? The balloon animals!
- Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock? Because it was a marble cake!
- What did the digital clock say to its mom on its birthday? “Look, no hands!”
- What do you get when you cross a dog and a phone? A party animal!
- What’s a cat’s favorite day? Meow-thday!
- Why did the crayon throw a party? It wanted to color the day with fun!
- What did one candle say to the other? “Don’t birthdays just burn you up?”
- What’s a cake’s favorite book? “The Great Layer Bake-Off”!
- How do you stop a birthday cake from singing? Take away its mic!
- Why was the music teacher invited to the birthday party? To hit the right notes!
- What did one wall say to the other wall? “Meet you at the corner for the party!”
- What did one hat say to the other hat? “You go on ahead, I’ll follow you later!”
- Why was the belt arrested at the birthday party? It held up the pants!
- Why was the broom late for the party? It got swept up in work!
- What did one pencil say to the other pencil? “You’re looking sharp today!”
- Why did the tissue paper blush at the birthday party? It saw the presents!
- What kind of key opens a banana? A monkey!
- What do you get when you cross a birthday cake and a snake? A pie-thon!
- Why did the sun go to school? To get a little brighter!
- Why did the tomato turn red at the party? It saw the salad dressing!
- What’s a tree’s favorite drink? Root beer!
- What did the apple tree say to the birthday kid? “You’re the apple of my eye!”
- What did one plant say to the other? “Let’s root for each other!”
- Why did the cow jump over the moon on a birthday? To have an “udderly” great time!
- What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
- Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It was feeling crumbly!
- What did one fish say to the other on their birthday? “Have a fintastic day!”
- Why did the bicycle fall over at the party? It was two-tired!
- What do you get when you cross a birthday cake and a snowman? Frosting bites!
- What did one spoon say to the other? “Let’s stir up some fun!”
- Why did the chicken go to the party? For the egg-citing time!
- What did one pickle say to the other pickle at the party? “Dill with it!”
Birthday Jokes Kids From Dad
- What did the cake say to the fork? “You want a piece of me?”
- Why did the birthday cake go to school? Because it wanted to be a smart cookie!
- What do you get if you cross a dog with a birthday card? A card that says, “Happy Birthday, fur-iend!”
- What’s a balloon’s favorite type of music? Pop music!
- Why was the math book sad on its birthday? Because it had too many problems.
- How does a monster celebrate his birthday? He has a “monstrous” party!
- What did one candle say to the other candle on the birthday cake? “Don’t birthdays just ‘wick’ away?”
- Why did the boy put his cake in the freezer? He wanted to have a cool birthday treat!
- What do you get when you cross a kangaroo with a birthday cake? A party animal!
- Why did the birthday boy put sugar on his pillow? So he could have sweet dreams on his special day!
- What’s a cat’s favorite day of the year? Meow-irthday!
- Why did the kid put his birthday cards in the blender? He wanted to make birthday card-cakes!
- What did the pirate say on his birthday? “Aye, matey! I’m another year older!”
- What did the teddy bear say after blowing out the candles on his cake? “I’m stuffed with birthday wishes!”
- Why did the bicycle fall over at the birthday party? Because it was two-tired!
- What do you say to a cow on its birthday? “Happy Moo-ve-lous Birthday!”
- How does the ocean say happy birthday? It waves!
- Why was the music teacher at the birthday party? To help the cake sing “Happy Birthday!”
- What did the digital clock say to the mother clock on its birthday? “Look, ma, no hands!”
- What do you get when you cross a snowman with a birthday cake? Frosting and snowflakes everywhere!
- Why did the birthday balloon burst into tears? It was over-inflated with emotions!
- What did one wall say to the other wall at the birthday party? “I’ll meet you at the corner!”
- How do you invite a dinosaur to your birthday party? You “dino” invite him!
- Why did the banana go to the birthday party? Because it was a-peeling!
- What did the cupcake say to the candle? “You light up my life!”
- Why did the boy take a ladder to his birthday party? Because he wanted to reach new heights!
- What kind of birthday cake do ghosts prefer? I-scream cake!
- How do you sing “Happy Birthday” to a vegetable? “Lettuce” sing to you!
- Why did the boy bring a ladder to the birthday party? Because it was going to be a high-flying celebration!
- What did the bee say to the flower on its birthday? “Pollen in love with you!”
- Why do we put candles on top of birthday cakes? Because it’s too hard to put them on the bottom!
- How do you organize a space-themed birthday party? You “planet” well!
- What did the balloon do at the birthday party? It let out some hot air!
- Why did the skeleton go to the birthday party alone? Because he had nobody to go with!
- What do you call a cat’s birthday party? A purr-ty!
- Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock? Because it was a marble cake!
- What did the cake say to the fork? “I’m crumbly delicious!”
- How does a dog send birthday cards? With bark mail!
- What do you call a monkey’s birthday? A barrel of fun!
- Why do we put candles on the birthday cake? Because it’s too hard to put them on the frosting!
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