30th Birthday Funny Jokes for Brother

30th Birthday Funny Quotes for Brother from Brother

• “Welcome to the ‘dirty thirties’—where your back goes out more than you do!”
• “Congrats on reaching the age where your back goes out more than you do!”
• “Turning 30 is just ’13’ with 17 years of experience.”
• “At 30, it’s officially okay to start grunting when you bend down.”
• “30: The age where ‘getting lucky’ means finding your keys in the morning.”
• “You’re now 30—old enough to know better, young enough to still do it anyway.”
• “It’s not the years, it’s the mileage. Happy odometer rollover!”
• “30 is the new 20… but with more responsibilities and fewer brain cells.”
• “Congrats! You’ve now graduated from the ‘wild and reckless’ class to ‘slightly sensible.'”
• “Don’t worry, you’re not 30, you’re just 18 with 12 years of experience.”
• “At 30, your back goes out more than you do, but hey, at least you can’t hear your joints creak over the music!”
• “Remember, 30 is just 3 perfect tens. Unfortunately, that doesn’t make you perfect.”
• “Cheers to 30! May your hairline not recede as fast as your Facebook friend count does.”
• “30 is the age where you start using the phrase ‘kids these days.'”
• “Welcome to the club where naps are treasured and bedtime is 9 pm, sharp!”
• “Congrats! You’re now in the ‘peak dad joke’ stage of your life.”
• “You’re 30! It’s all downhill from here, but at least there’s cake at the bottom.”
• “Turning 30 means you’re officially too old for TikTok trends. Sorry, not sorry!”
• “Happy 30th! Don’t worry, you’re still cooler than our parents… barely.”
• “Turning 30 is like graduating from ‘adulting kindergarten’ and moving on to ‘adulting elementary.’ Good luck with fractions!”

30th Birthday Funny Quotes for Brother from Sister

• “Happy 30th! Just remember, you’re not old, you’re just ‘vintage fabulous.'”
• “Turning 30 is like finding a grey hair—shocking at first, but you get used to it.”
• “30 is the age when ‘all-nighters’ become ‘nap goals.'”
• “Happy 30th! May your knees forgive you for all those years of terrible dance moves.”
• “Congrats! You’re now officially too old to have a ‘MySpace top 8.'”
• “Welcome to the ‘no more late-night snacks’ club… your metabolism will thank you… or not.”
• “30: The age when you start making weird noises when you stand up, and it’s not on purpose.”
• “Don’t worry, you’re still not as old as some of your jokes… yet.”
• “30 is the new 20… but with more ‘where did I put my keys?’ moments.”
• “Happy 30th! Remember, age is just a number… a really big, terrifying number.”
• “30 is the age where ‘I just came for the cake’ is a legitimate party excuse.”
• “Congrats! You’re now at an age where going to bed early is a treat, not a punishment.”
• “You’re now 30, which means it’s time to trade in your energy drinks for fiber supplements.”
• “30 is the age when you start going to bed early and looking forward to it. Adulthood rocks!”
• “Turning 30 is like finding out you’re the main character in a drama… except it’s a comedy.”
• “Happy 30th! Don’t worry, you can still pretend to be an adult most of the time.”
• “Cheers to 30! May your metabolism be as fast as your Wi-Fi connection.”
• “30 is the age where ‘trending’ means your latest back pain treatment.”
• “Congrats on hitting the ‘getting old’ milestone! Now, where are those reading glasses?”
• “You’re 30! It’s time to embrace the dad jokes and the fascination with lawn care. Welcome to adulthood!”

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