8th Birthday Jokes from Mom
- Why don’t skeletons fight each other on birthdays?
Because they don’t have the guts! - What’s a cow’s favorite party game?
Moo-sical chairs! - Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing! - How do you catch a squirrel for a birthday present?
Climb a tree and act like a nut! - What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear! - Why did the math book look sad at the birthday party?
Because it had too many problems! - What did one plate say to the other plate on the birthday table?
“Lunch is on me!” - Why did the bicycle fall over at the party?
It was two-tired! - What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
Nacho cheese! - Why did the scarecrow win an award on the birthday?
Because he was outstanding in his field! - How does the moon cut its hair?
Eclipse it! - What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh! - Why did the banana go to the party?
Because it had a-peel! - How does a penguin build its house?
Igloos it together! - Why was the broom late for the birthday party?
It overswept!
8th Birthday Jokes from Dad
- Why did the tomato turn to the birthday cake?
It wanted to be a ketchup-cake! - What do you call a bear who loves birthday cake?
Winnie the Pooh-perfect party guest! - Why was the math book sad at the birthday party?
It had too many story problems! - How does a snowman celebrate a birthday?
With an ice-cream cake! - Why did the bicycle fall over at the party?
It was two-tired from all the fun! - What’s a tree’s favorite party game?
Pinecone-nect Four! - How do you make a tissue dance at a birthday party?
You put a little boogie in it! - What’s a pirate’s favorite part of a birthday party?
The “matey” cake! - Why did the scarecrow win an award at the birthday celebration?
He was outstanding in his field! - What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit for a birthday treat?
Blood orange! - How do you throw a space-themed birthday party?
You “planet” ahead! - Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants to the birthday party?
In case he got a hole in one! - Why did the chicken go to the birthday party?
To shake a tailfeather! - Why did the balloon blush at the birthday party?
It saw the presents! - How do you catch a squirrel at the birthday party?
Climb a tree and act like a nut!
8th Birthday Jokes for Niece
- Why did the teddy bear refuse to eat the birthday cake?
It was stuffed! - What’s a kitten’s favorite type of birthday music?
Mew-sic! - Why don’t bicycles ever get invited to birthday parties?
They always try to steal the spotlight with their two-tired jokes! - What did one cupcake say to the other at the party?
“You’re the icing on the cake!” - Why did the birthday candle bring a flashlight to the party?
It wanted to be extra bright! - What’s a fairy’s favorite part of a birthday party?
The magic cake! - How does a bee celebrate its birthday?
With a sting operation! - Why was the book so excited about attending the birthday party?
It couldn’t wait to be read out loud! - What’s a cow’s favorite birthday gift?
Moooo-lah! - Why did the strawberry blush at the party?
Because it saw the whipped cream! - What’s a dragon’s favorite game at a birthday party?
Pin the tail on the knight! - Why did the mouse bring a suitcase to the birthday party?
It was a mouse-warming gift! - Why was the broom invited to the birthday party?
They needed a sweepstakes winner! - What’s a musician’s favorite dessert for a birthday?
Drum-roll cake! - Why did the chicken get a special invitation to the party?
It was an egg-citing event!
8th Birthday Jokes for Nephew:
- Why don’t skeletons play football at birthday parties?
They can’t handle the bone-crushing tackles! - What’s a pirate’s favorite part of a birthday cake?
The “matey” frosting! - Why did the banana go to the party?
It wanted to be a-peel-ing! - Why did the birthday candle refuse to stay lit?
It was afraid of blowing up! - What’s a race car’s favorite party game?
“Piston” the tail on the donkey! - Why did the broom get an award at the party?
It swept everyone off their feet! - What’s a wizard’s favorite birthday activity?
Playing abracadabra-dabra! - Why was the math book thrilled about the birthday party?
It couldn’t wait to solve the party puzzles! - What do you call a fish’s birthday party?
A splash bash! - Why did the scarecrow bring a pumpkin to the party?
He wanted to “gourd” the guests with laughter! - How does a robot dance at a birthday party?
With some “electric” moves! - Why did the bicycle bring balloons to the birthday bash?
It wanted to “wheelie” have a good time! - What’s a vampire’s favorite juice for a birthday toast?
O-negative orange juice! - Why did the tomato bring a slice of bread to the party?
It wanted to make a birthday sandwich! - What’s a dinosaur’s favorite part of a birthday party?
The pre-historic party favors!
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