9th Birthday Jokes for Son
- Why was the math book sad on your birthday?
Because it had too many “story problems”! - What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?
A thesaurus! - Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing! - How does a snowman get around?
By riding an “icicle”! - Why did the bicycle fall over?
Because it was two-tired! - What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
Nacho cheese! - Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts! - What did one hat say to the other?
“Stay here, I’m going on ahead!” - Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field! - How does a penguin build its house?
Igloos it together! - Why don’t eggs tell jokes?
They might crack up! - What do you call fake spaghetti?
An “impasta”! - What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Frostbite! - What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot! - How does a barber make phone calls?
On a “hair-ophone”!
9th Birthday Jokes for Daughter
- What did one wall say to the other wall?
“I’ll meet you at the corner!” - How do you catch a squirrel?
Climb up a tree and act like a nut! - Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts! - What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot! - How does a penguin build its house?
Igloos it together! - Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field! - What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear! - What’s a pirate’s favorite letter?
Arrr… you’d think it’s R, but it be the C! - Why did the computer catch a cold?
It left its Windows open! - How does a banana answer the phone?
Yellow! - What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
SoFISHticated! - What kind of tree fits in your hand?
A palm tree! - What do you call a sleeping bull?
A bulldozer! - Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing! - What’s brown and sticky? A stick!
9th Birthday Jokes from Auntie
- What did one plate say to the other plate?
“Lunch is on me!” - Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts! - Why was the math book sad on your birthday?
Because it had too many “story problems”! - What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot! - Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field! - What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear! - How does a banana answer the phone?
Yellow! - What’s a pirate’s favorite letter?
Arrr… you’d think it’s R, but it be the C! - What kind of tree fits in your hand?
A palm tree! - Why don’t seagulls fly over the bay?
Because then they’d be bagels! - How does a snail communicate with others?
By using snail mail! - What’s brown and sticky? A stick!
- Why did the bicycle fall over?
Because it was two-tired! - What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
SoFISHticated! - How does a barber make phone calls?
On a “hair-ophone”!
9th Birthday Jokes from Uncle
- Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field! - What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot! - How does a banana answer the phone?
Yellow! - What’s a pirate’s favorite letter?
Arrr… you’d think it’s R, but it be the C! - Why don’t seagulls fly over the bay?
Because then they’d be bagels! - What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
SoFISHticated! - How does a snail communicate with others?
By using snail mail! - What kind of tree fits in your hand?
A palm tree! - What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear! - Why did the bicycle fall over?
Because it was two-tired! - How does a barber make phone calls?
On a “hair-ophone”! - Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing! - What did one hat say to the other? ”
Stay here, I’m going on ahead!” - How does a snowman get around?
By riding an “icicle”! - What’s brown and sticky?
A stick!
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