Jokes from Mom for a 7th Birthday
- Why was the math book sad on your birthday?
Because it had too many “sum” problems! - Why did the tomato turn red at your party?
It saw the salad dressing! - What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit?
Blood oranges! (Not at your party, though!) - How does a snowman celebrate your birthday?
With an ice-cream cake, of course! - Why did the scarecrow win an award at your party?
Because he was outstanding in his field! - What do you call fake spaghetti?
An “impasta”! Just like a silly joke! - Why did the computer bring a flashlight to your birthday party?
Because it wanted to keep its data “illuminated”! - What’s a tree’s favorite party game?
Twig-or-treat! - Why did the chicken go to your birthday party?
To egg-cite the celebrations! - What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot! It’s a veggie joke! - How does a lion wish you a happy birthday?
“Paw-some to have you ROAR into another year!” - What’s a pirate’s favorite type of birthday cake?
One with a lot of “treasure” inside! - Why don’t skeletons fight at your party?
They don’t have the guts! - What’s a cat’s favorite color for birthday decorations?
Purrr-ple, of course! - Why was the broom late to your birthday celebration?
It overswept!
Jokes from Dad for a 7th Birthday
- Why don’t skeletons play music at your birthday?
They have no organs! - What’s a cow’s favorite type of cake?
Moo-lten chocolate cake! - How do you catch a squirrel at your party?
Climb up a tree and act like a nut! - Why was the math book excited for your birthday?
It knew it would get “sum” cool presents! - What’s a tree’s least favorite month?
Sep-timber! - Why did the tomato bring a coat to your birthday?
Because it wanted to be a chili pepper! - How do you make a lemon drop?
Just let it fall on your birthday cake! - Why did the bicycle fall over at your party?
It was two-tired from all the fun! - What’s a frog’s favorite candy?
Lollihops! - Why did the banana go out with the prune?
Because it couldn’t find a date! - Why did the chicken bring confetti to your birthday?
Because it wanted to egg-cite everyone! - Why did the scarecrow blush at your party?
Because it saw the cornstalks! - What do you call fake spaghetti?
An “impasta”! Just like a dad joke! - Why don’t skeletons play cards at your birthday?
They don’t have a hand to deal! - What did one wall say to the other at your party?
“I’ll meet you at the corner!”
Jokes for Niece for a 7th Birthday
- Why did the teddy bear refuse to eat the birthday cake?
It was stuffed! - How do you make a tissue dance at your party?
You put a little boogie in it! - What’s a cat’s favorite day to celebrate your birthday?
Meow-vember 7th! - Why was the tomato blushing at your party?
It saw the salad dressing! - What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear! - Why don’t skeletons fight at your party?
They don’t have the guts! - Why did the bicycle fall over at your party?
It was two-tired from playing games! - How does a lion wish you a happy birthday?
With a big ROAR of excitement! - Why did the cow jump over the moon at your party?
It wanted to join the birthday celebration! - Why did the chicken cross the road at your party?
To wish you cluck-tastic birthday fun! - How does a penguin celebrate your birthday?
By chilling out with some cake and ice cream! - What’s a tree’s favorite party game?
Twig-or-treat! - Why did the broom feel at home at your party?
Because it wanted to sweep everyone off their feet! - What’s a frog’s favorite treat at your birthday?
Hoppin’-gum! - Why was the math book happy at your party?
Because it had plenty of problems to solve!
Jokes for Nephew for a 7th Birthday
- What did the grape do at the birthday party?
It joined the “vine-dance” floor! - Why did the dinosaur go to the birthday party?
Because it was a “roar-some” occasion! - How does a monkey celebrate a birthday?
With a “banana-splitting” good time! - Why did the baseball go to the birthday party?
It wanted to hit the cake out of the park! - What’s a race car’s favorite part of a birthday party?
The “pit-stop” for cake! - How does a spider celebrate its birthday?
It throws a “web-slinging” party! - Why did the lion go to the birthday party?
It wanted to “roar” in on the fun! - What’s a pirate’s favorite birthday party game?
“X marks the birthday spot” treasure hunt! - How does a superhero celebrate a birthday?
With a “cape-tivating” party! - Why did the chicken go to the birthday party?
Because it wanted to “cluck” up a good time! - What’s a hammer’s favorite part of a birthday party?
The “nail”-biting cake! - Why did the paper go to the birthday party?
It wanted to “fold” in on the excitement! - How does a train celebrate its birthday?
With a “choo-choo” party that’s right on track! - Why did the broom go to the birthday party?
Because it heard there would be a “sweep”stake! - How does a robot celebrate its birthday?
With a “gear-rific” party!
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