99 Funny Happy Belated Birthday Wishes

Short Funny Belated Birthday Wishes

• “I’m fashionably late to wish you a happy birthday. Hope it was worth the wait!”
• “Sorry for the delay, but just think of it as extending your birthday celebration. Happy belated birthday!”
• “I’m so late with this wish that I’ll have to start saving for next year’s gift. Belated happy birthday!”
• “I didn’t forget your birthday; I just wanted to be fashionably late with my wishes. Happy belated birthday!”
• “Don’t worry, age is just a number. And in your case, it’s a very big number! Happy belated birthday!”
• “I hope your birthday was as epic as the viral videos of people falling on the internet. Happy belated birthday!”
• “I’m so sorry for the delay. I blame it on a time warp or maybe just my terrible memory. Belated happy birthday!”
• “I’m sorry I missed your birthday. Can we just pretend that my wishes are fashionably late, just like me?”
• “I didn’t forget your birthday. I’m just extending the celebration to make it more memorable. Happy belated birthday!”
• “I’m like a fine wine – I get better with age, and I also get more forgetful. Happy belated birthday!”
• “I’m sorry I missed your birthday. I blame it on the party hats – they were so distracting! Belated happy birthday!”
• “I know I’m late, but look on the bright side – now you have two reasons to celebrate: your actual birthday and my belated wishes!”
• “I didn’t forget your birthday. I was just waiting for the perfect moment to send my wishes. Turns out, perfection takes time. Happy belated birthday!”
• “I’m sorry for missing your birthday. I was busy writing a song about how amazing you are. It’s not finished yet, but happy belated birthday!”
• “They say the best things in life are worth waiting for. So, consider my belated wishes the best thing ever! Happy late birthday!”
• “I didn’t forget your birthday. I just wanted to test your patience. You passed! Belated happy birthday!”
• “Sorry for the delay. I had a great excuse, but I forgot what it was. Happy belated birthday anyway!”
• “I didn’t forget your birthday. I just wanted to give you time to appreciate being a year younger. Happy belated birthday!”
• “I’m sorry for being fashionably late. I had to consult the stars to come up with the perfect birthday wish for you. Happy belated birthday!”
• “I hope your birthday cake was as delicious as it was expensive, considering I’m late to the party. Happy belated birthday!”
• “I didn’t forget your birthday. I was just making sure you have an extended period of joy and celebration. Happy belated birthday!”
• “I’m sorry for missing your birthday. I was too busy avoiding the number of candles that would have been on your cake. Happy belated birthday!”
• “I didn’t forget your birthday; I just wanted to be fashionably late, like those trendy celebrities. Happy belated birthday!”
• “I know I’m late, but it’s only because I wanted to extend your birthday happiness. You can thank me later. Belated happy birthday!”
• “I didn’t forget your birthday. I was just waiting for the right time to make your celebration even more special. Happy belated birthday!”
• “I’m sorry for being late. I was stuck in a time warp where birthdays are always belated. Happy belated birthday!”
• “Happy belated birthday! I swear, I didn’t forget. I was just fashionably late with my wishes!”
• “Oops! I guess my time machine malfunctioned. Happy belated birthday, buddy!”
• “I’m not late, I’m just making your birthday celebration last longer. Happy belated birthday!”
• “Sorry for the delay, but the good news is you can now celebrate your birthday twice! Double the fun, right? Happy belated birthday!”
• “I didn’t forget your birthday. I just wanted to be fashionably late in wishing you. Happy belated birthday, you trendsetter!”
• “I hope you had an amazing birthday, even without my punctual wishes. Happy belated birthday!”
• “I can’t believe I missed your birthday. Time really flies when you’re having fun. Happy belated birthday!”
• “Better late than never, right? Happy belated birthday! I promise to be fashionably early next year.”
• “I’m sending you this belated birthday wish so that you can extend the joy of your special day. You’re welcome!”

Humorous Belated Birthday Wishes

• “I’m sorry I missed your birthday. I blame it on my excessive consumption of cake. I got carried away with the celebration in spirit. Belated happy birthday!”
• “Happy belated birthday! Don’t worry, I didn’t forget. I was just fashionably late to the birthday party!”
• “I’m sorry I’m late with your birthday wishes. I blame it on the time difference between my procrastination and reality. Belated happy birthday!”
• “Congratulations on being born a few days before me! I just wanted to make sure you got the spotlight first. Belated happy birthday!”
• “I didn’t forget your birthday, I just wanted to extend the celebration. So, here’s to celebrating your birthday month! Happy belated birthday!”
• “They say age is just a number. In that case, I’m fashionably extending your numbers. Belated happy birthday!”
• “I couldn’t decide what to get you for your birthday, so I decided to give you some extra time to think about it. Belated happy birthday!”
• “I wanted to be the first one to wish you a belated happy birthday, just to be unique. Hope your day was as special as you are!”
• “I hope your birthday was filled with so much cake that you didn’t even notice I was late with my wishes. Belated happy birthday!”
• “I may have missed your birthday, but I promise I didn’t forget your age. You’re still as young as ever in my book! Belated happy birthday!”
• “I’m so sorry I missed your birthday. I blame it on the gravitational pull of your awesomeness. Belated happy birthday!”
• “I was going to send you a birthday card, but I figured a late wish via text message is more eco-friendly. Belated happy birthday!”
• “I’m fashionably late with your birthday wishes because I wanted to give you something to look forward to after the party. Belated happy birthday!”
• “You know what they say, better late than never. So, here’s my ‘better late than never’ birthday wish for you. Belated happy birthday!”
• “I didn’t forget your birthday, I was just trying to make it last longer. Belated happy birthday and here’s to a year filled with extended celebrations!”
• “I’m so sorry I missed your birthday. I got caught up in a time warp and ended up a few days behind. Belated happy birthday!”
• “I’m fashionably late with your birthday wishes because I wanted to make sure the celebration lasted longer. Belated happy birthday!”
• “I may have missed your birthday, but that just means you get to celebrate twice! Belated happy birthday and get ready for round two!”
• “I hope your birthday was as epic as the party you’ll have when you finally receive my belated birthday card. Belated happy birthday!”
• “I didn’t forget your birthday, I was just practicing my Jedi mind tricks. Belated happy birthday, may the Force be with you!”
• “I didn’t forget your birthday, I was just busy trying to find the perfect belated birthday wish. Belated happy birthday!”
• “I was going to get you a cake for your birthday, but I heard you’re on a diet. So, I thought a belated wish would be calorie-free. Belated happy birthday!”
• “I apologize for the belated birthday wishes. The truth is, I wanted to give you some extra time to feel special. Belated happy birthday!”
• “I didn’t forget your birthday, I was just practicing my grand entrance for next year. Belated happy birthday!”
• “I’m fashionably late to your birthday party, just like I’m fashionably late to most things in life. Happy belated birthday!”
• “Sorry I’m late with your birthday wishes. I blame it on the time difference between your age and my memory.”
• “Congratulations on completing another trip around the sun! Sorry I couldn’t be there on time to celebrate. Belated happy birthday!”
• “They say that age is just a number. In your case, that number is getting pretty impressive. Belated birthday wishes!”
• “I didn’t forget your birthday; I was just trying to extend the celebration. Belated happy birthday!”
• “I hope your birthday was as amazing as I am at remembering important dates. Belated wishes!”
• “I’m so sorry for the delay in wishing you a happy birthday. I was busy searching for the perfect gift for you… and I’m still searching!”
• “They say that the early bird gets the worm. Well, I guess I’ll settle for the late bird getting a belated birthday wish. Happy belated birthday!”
• “I’m not late with your birthday wishes; I’m just early for next year! Belated happy birthday!”
• “I didn’t forget your birthday; I was just waiting for the perfect moment to surprise you. I guess I waited a bit too long. Happy belated birthday!”

Funny Belated Birthday Jokes

• “I’m so sorry I forgot your birthday. At least now you can celebrate being one year younger than your friends!”
• “They say age is just a number. In your case, it’s a really big number.”
• “I didn’t forget your birthday; I just wanted to give you extra time to enjoy being young.”
• “You know what they say, ‘Better late than early for the next one!'”
• “I’m fashionably late with your birthday wishes. It’s the new trend!”
• “I didn’t forget your birthday; I just wanted to make sure the celebration lasts longer.”
• “I may be late, but my wishes are timeless. Happy belated birthday!”
• “I got you a present! It’s called ‘my apologies for forgetting your birthday.'”
• “They say wisdom comes with age. That must mean you’re really, really wise by now!”
• “I didn’t forget your birthday; I just wanted to make sure you had an extended birthday week!”
• “I hope your birthday was as unforgettable as my memory.”
• “They say laughter is the best medicine. So here’s a belated birthday joke to make you feel better about my forgetfulness!”
• “You know, they say birthdays are good for your health. The more you have, the longer you live!”
• “I may have forgotten your birthday, but at least I remember how old you are!”
• “I apologize for the late birthday wishes. Time just flies when you’re having fun… and when you’re forgetful!”
• “Don’t worry, I didn’t forget your birthday. I was just fashionably late, like a true trendsetter!”
• “I’m sorry I missed your birthday. I blame it on aging – it’s making me more forgetful!”
• “I didn’t forget your birthday; I just wanted to give you a surprise double celebration!”
• “Happy belated birthday! Now you can celebrate twice – once on your actual birthday and once when I finally remember!”
• “They say age is a high price to pay for maturity. So you must be really expensive!”
• “I’m sorry I missed your birthday. I was busy inventing a time machine to go back and wish you on time.”
• “You’re not getting older; you’re increasing in value, like a fine wine!”
• “I didn’t forget your birthday; I just wanted to give you a break from all the ‘happy birthday’ wishes you were getting!”
• “I may have missed the date, but my wishes for you are always on time!”
• “I didn’t forget your birthday. I was just testing your patience for the big surprise!”
• “I may have missed your birthday, but I’m here to celebrate the 364 un-birthdays with you!”
• “I didn’t forget your birthday; I just wanted to prolong the celebration so you feel extra special.”
• “They say the early bird catches the worm, but the late bird gets to party even more!”
• “Sorry for the delay; I was trying to find the perfect belated birthday joke. Here it is!”
• “I didn’t forget your birthday; I just wanted to be fashionably late with my wishes.”