Birthday Jokes for 10 years old Son
- Why was the math book sad on your birthday?
Because it had too many problems! - Why did the computer go to the party?
Because it didn’t want to be a loner! - What’s a balloon’s favorite type of music?
Pop! - Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts! - What’s a ninja’s favorite type of cake?
Karate cake! - Why was the broom late to the party?
It overswept! - How does a lion wish you a happy birthday?
Roar it out loud! - What do you get when you cross a cat and a dark alley on your birthday?
Claw-some fun! - Why did the tomato turn red at the party?
Because it saw the salad dressing! - What did one wall say to the other wall at the birthday party?
“I’ll meet you at the corner!” - How does a cow wish you a happy birthday?
“Moo-velous day ahead!” - Why don’t eggs tell each other secrets on their birthdays?
They might crack up! - What do you call a sleeping bull on its birthday?
A bulldozer! - Why did the scarecrow get invited to the birthday party?
Because he was outstanding in his field! - Why did the teddy bear decline the birthday cake?
It was stuffed! - Why did the bicycle stand up by itself at the party?
It was two-tired! - What do you call cheese that’s not yours on your birthday?
Nacho cheese! - What kind of tree fits in your hand?
A palm tree on your birthday! - Why did the tomato turn red at the birthday party?
It saw the birthday cake and ketchup with the excitement! - Why was the math book sad on your birthday?
Because it had too many ‘odd’ problems! - How does a penguin celebrate its birthday?
With a cold and fishy party! - What kind of music do mummies listen to on their birthdays?
Wrap music! - Why did the chewing gum have a great birthday?
It had a lot of ‘chew’ fun! - Why did the pencil bring a party hat to the birthday party?
It wanted to ‘draw’ attention! - What’s a birthday cake’s favorite part of a birthday party?
The icing on the cake! - Why did the tomato turn red at the birthday party?
It saw the birthday cake and couldn’t ‘ketchup’ with the excitement! - Why did the scarecrow win an award at the party?
Because he was outstanding in his field! - Why did the chicken bring a party hat to the birthday party?
Because it wanted to be an “egg-stra” special guest! - What’s a pirate’s favorite part of a birthday party?
The treasure chest cake! - Why did the orange bring a candle to the birthday party?
Because it wanted to be the ‘juice’ on top!
Birthday Jokes for 10 years old Daughter
- Why did the birthday cake go to the party?
Because it wanted to be a party cake! - What’s a cat’s favorite type of birthday party?
A purr-ty! - Why did the tomato turn red at the birthday party?
Because it saw the salad dressing! - What kind of music do balloons hate?
Pop music! - Why was the math book sad on its birthday?
Because it had too many problems! - What do you give a lemon on its birthday?
Lemon-aid! - How does a snowman celebrate their birthday?
With an ice cream cake! - Why did the computer go to the birthday party?
Because it had too many bytes! - Why did the chicken go to the birthday party?
Because it wanted to “wing” it! - Why did the scarecrow get invited to the birthday party?
Because he was outstanding in his field! - What’s a balloon’s favorite part of a birthday party?
The “inflate”-able bounce house! - What’s a skunk’s favorite birthday treat?
Stink-o-treats! - Why did the pencil go to the birthday party?
Because it wanted to be the “write” kind of gift! - What do you call cheese that isn’t yours on your birthday?
Nacho cheese! - Why don’t skeletons fight at birthday parties?
They don’t have the guts! - What’s a pig’s favorite party game?
Swine and Seek! - Why did the golfer bring extra pants to the birthday party?
In case he got a hole in one! - What’s a horse’s favorite birthday dessert?
Neigh-poleons! - What did the zero say to the eight at the birthday party?
“Nice belt!” - Why was the broom invited to the birthday party?
Because it knew how to sweep the guests off their feet! - What’s a tree’s favorite way to celebrate a birthday?
With a “bark”-becue! - Why did the bicycle fall over at the party?
It was two-tired! - What’s a snake’s favorite birthday game?
Sssspin the bottle! - Why did the fish blush at the birthday party?
Because it saw the ocean’s “current” crush! - What’s a mermaid’s favorite type of birthday cake?
Mermadeira cake! - Why did the teddy bear refuse to eat birthday cake?
Because it was stuffed! - What did one wall say to the other at the birthday party?
“I’ll meet you at the corner!” - What’s a tree’s favorite type of party music?
Roots and roll! - What do you call a dinosaur’s birthday celebration?
A dino-mite party! - Why did the tomato invite the carrot to the birthday party?
Because it wanted a “rootin’ tootin'” good time!
Birthday Jokes for 10 years old Nephew
- Why did the cake go to the party alone?
Because it didn’t want to be desserted! - What did one candle say to the other candle?
“Don’t birthdays just burn you up?” - What do you get when you cross a birthday cake and a snowman?
Frosting everywhere! - Why did the birthday balloon burst into tears?
It was tired of being popped at parties! - What did one wall say to the other wall on the birthday?
“I’ll meet you at the corner!” - Why did the tomato turn red at the birthday party?
Because it saw the salad dressing! - Why don’t skeletons celebrate birthdays?
They don’t have the guts for it! - What did the big flower say to the little flower on its birthday?
“Bloom where you’re planted!” - Why was the math book sad on its birthday?
Because it had too many problems! - What did one hat say to the other hat at the birthday party?
“Stay on top of things!” - How does a cat end a birthday party? With a pawsome cake!
- Why did the scarecrow get invited to the birthday party?
Because he was outstanding in his field! - Why did the birthday cake go to the doctor?
It was feeling a little crumby! - What did one ocean say to the other ocean on their birthday?
“Nothing, they just waved!” - Why did the birthday card start dancing?
Because it had the boogie-woogie! - Why was the broom invited to the birthday party?
They needed a sweep dancer! - What’s a birthday cake’s favorite music?
Anything with a good beat! - Why did the orange go to the birthday party alone?
Because it couldn’t find a date! - How do you catch a squirrel at a birthday party?
Climb up a tree and act like a nut! - What kind of birthday cake do you get for a cat?
Mice cream cake! - Why did the cow go to the birthday party?
Because it wanted to moo-ve and groove! - How do you keep a birthday candle lit?
Use a birthday match! - What do you give a penguin for its birthday?
An ice-cream cake! - Why did the banana go to the birthday party?
It wanted to split and have a good time! - What’s a birthday ghost’s favorite party game?
Hide and shriek! - Why did the football go to the birthday party?
Because it knew how to score with the birthday cake! - What’s a cow’s favorite way to say happy birthday?
“Moo-ve over, it’s your birthday!” - Why was the computer cold on its birthday?
It left its Windows open! - What’s a skeleton’s favorite birthday song?
“Bad to the Bone”! - How do you make a lemon drop? Just let it fall on its birthday!
Birthday Jokes for 10 years old Niece
- Why did the cake go to the party alone? Because it had too many layers to share!
- What’s a birthday cake’s favorite music? Heavy metal, of course!
- What did one candle say to the other candle? “Don’t birthdays just make you feel so… wick-ed?”
- Why did the tomato turn red at the party? Because it saw the salad dressing!
- How does the moon cut its hair? Eclipse it!
- What’s a balloon’s favorite part of the birthday party? The “inflate”-able joy!
- Why was the math book sad at the party? Because it had too many problems.
- What did one wall say to the other wall at the party? “I’ll meet you at the corner!”
- Why did the banana go out with the prune? Because it couldn’t find a date!
- What did one hat say to the other at the birthday party? “Stay on top of things!”
- Why did the chicken go to the birthday party? To wish the birthday chick a clucking good time!
- What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog? Frostbite!
- Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
- How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!
- What’s a balloon’s least favorite school subject? Pop quizzes!
- What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!
- Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
- What kind of tree fits in your hand? A palm tree!
- Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
- What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer!
- Why did the cow go to space? It wanted to see the moooon!
- What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta!
- What kind of music do mummies listen to? Wrap music!
- What’s brown and sticky? A stick!
- Why was the broom late to the birthday party? It overswept!
- Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts!
- What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!
- What did one wall say to the other wall? “I’ll meet you at the corner!”
- What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie!
- What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain!
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