Birthday Jokes for Boyfriend

Why did the birthday cake go to the doctor?
Because it was feeling crumby!
Did you hear about the guy who forgot to bring his girlfriend a birthday gift?
He got in treble!
Why did the boyfriend put his birthday cards in the blender?
He wanted to make birthday smoothies!
What do you call a birthday celebration with cats?
A purr-ty!
Why don’t scientists trust atoms on their birthdays?
Because they make up everything!
What do you get when you cross a birthday cake with a musician?
A jam session!
Why did the birthday boy bring a ladder to the party?
Because he wanted to go to new heights this year!
What did the one candle say to the other candle on the birthday cake?
“Don’t birthdays just burn you up?”
Why did the birthday boy bring a ladder to the party? Because he wanted to go to new heights this year!
What do you call a dinosaur’s birthday party? A “dino-mite” celebration!
What did the boy squirrel give his girlfriend for her birthday? Forget-me-nuts!
Why did the birthday cake go to the gym? It wanted to get a little more “cake-tive”!
What did one wall say to the other wall on the birthday? “I’ll meet you at the corner!”
Why did the scarecrow win an award on his birthday? Because he was outstanding in his field!
What’s a boyfriend’s favorite type of birthday cake? Anything with “I love you” written on it in frosting!

Why did the birthday cake go to the party alone?
Because it couldn’t find a date!
What did one candle say to the other?
“Don’t birthdays just burn you up?”
How does a hamburger wish you a happy birthday?
“Lettuce celebrate your special day!”
Why did the tomato turn red at the party?
It saw the salad dressing!
What’s a birthday cake’s favorite type of music?
Heavy metal—lots of “batter” and “beating”!
Why did the scarecrow wish your boyfriend a happy birthday?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
Why did the math book throw a party for your boyfriend?
Because it knew how to multiply the fun!
What’s a cat’s favorite dessert on your boyfriend’s birthday?
Mice cream cake!
How do you throw a space-themed birthday party?
You “planet” in advance!
Why did the computer take your boyfriend’s cake?
It had too many bytes!
What did the big flower say to your boyfriend on his birthday?
“I’m blooming glad it’s your special day!”
Why did the bicycle fall over at the birthday party?
It was two-tired from all the celebrations!
What did the ocean say to your boyfriend on his birthday?
“Nothing, it just waved!”
How does a snowman wish your boyfriend a happy birthday?
“Frosty wishes for a cool day!”
What do you call a fish with a birthday party?
A “fin-tastic” celebration!

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