Birthday Jokes for Best Friends
- How do you know you’re getting old? Your candles cost more than your cake!
- Why did the best friend bring a ladder to the party? They heard the drinks were on the house!
- You’re not old, you’re just chronologically gifted!
- At your age, you’ve seen it all, done it all, but you can’t remember it all.
- What do you call a birthday cake at the beach? Sandy claws!
- Why did the best friend get kicked out of the birthday party? They couldn’t stop toasting to friendship!
- Age is just a number, in your case a very large one!
- Why did the best friend bring a pencil to the birthday party? In case they made a cake-stake!
- Birthdays are like pizza, it’s hard to have a bad one!
- You’re so old, your birth certificate expired!
- What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!
- You’re not over the hill, you’re on the back nine!
- Why did the best friend eat their birthday cards? They wanted a little something sweet!
- You’re not old, you’re just a classic!
- How do you stay young at heart? Lie about your age!
- You’re not 30, you’re 18 with 12 years of experience!
- Why did the best friend bring a broom to the party? They wanted to sweep you off your feet!
- Growing old is mandatory, growing up is optional!
- What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!
- Age is like underwear, it creeps up on you!
- What did one candle say to the other? “Don’t birthdays just burn you up?”
- You’re so old, your yearbook is in hieroglyphics!
- Birthdays are like a box of chocolates – they’re both gone too quickly!
- You’re not aging, you’re marinating to perfection!
- Why did the best friend bring a map to the birthday party? They didn’t want to get lost in the birthday suit!
- What do you call cheese that’s not yours? Nacho cheese!
- How does a best friend keep their cake cool? They put it on ice-ing!
- You’re not old, you’re just retro-cool!
- Why did the best friend bring a watch to the birthday party? They didn’t want to miss a second of the fun!
Birthday Jokes for Girl Friends
- Why don’t skeletons fight at birthday parties? They don’t have the guts!
- You’re not getting older, you’re just upgrading to fabulous!
- What’s a girl’s favorite type of birthday cake? Anything with “choco-lots” of frosting!
- Why did the girl bring a ladder to the party? She wanted to reach new heights in her thirties!
- Why did the girl invite the candle to the birthday party? She wanted to have a “lit” celebration!
- You’re not just a year older, you’re a year more magnificent!
- Why did the girl bring her phone to the birthday party? To capture all the insta-memories!
- How does a girl stay forever young? Lie about her age with a smile!
- You’re not old, you’re just elegantly vintage!
- What do you call a sleeping birthday girl? A nap-queen!
- Why did the girl eat her birthday cake with a spoon? Because forks are so last year!
- You’re so fabulous, your birthday should be a national holiday!
- What’s a girl’s favorite birthday present? Anything that sparkles!
- Why did the girl bring sunglasses to the birthday party? She knew she’d be dazzling all day!
- Age is just a number, and yours is unlisted!
- You’re not aging, you’re increasing in value like fine wine!
- What’s a girl’s secret to eternal youth? A good sense of humor and moisturizer!
- Why did the girl bring a tiara to the birthday party? Because every day is a royal celebration!
- You’re not old, you’re just retro-chic!
- How does a girl keep her cake cold? She puts it on the frosting!
- What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta!
- Why did the girl eat her birthday cards? She wanted a little paper trail of love!
- You’re not just a year older, you’re a year wiser and more wonderful!
- What’s a girl’s motto on her birthday? “Age is just a seasoning, and I’m well-seasoned!”
- You’re not old, you’re just perfectly aged!
- Why did the girl bring a camera to the birthday party? She wanted to capture all the picture-perfect moments!
- What’s a girl’s favorite birthday activity? Shopping for more fabulousness!
- Why did the girl bring a mirror to the party? To reflect on how amazing she is at 30!
- You’re not aging, you’re leveling up!
- What’s a girl’s favorite type of birthday song? “Happy Birthday to Me!”
Birthday Jokes for Boy Friends
- Why did the boy bring a shovel to the party? He was ready to dig into the cake!
- You’re not getting older, you’re just increasing your level in the game of life!
- What’s a boy’s favorite type of birthday cake? One with “super-sonic” frosting!
- Why did the boy invite the fireman to the birthday party? He knew the candles would be too hot to handle!
- Why did the boy bring his phone to the birthday party? To level up in birthday selfies!
- You’re not just a year older, you’re a year more legendary!
- Why did the boy bring a cape to the birthday party? He was ready to conquer his 30s like a superhero!
- How does a boy stay forever young? He embraces his inner kid and plays video games!
- You’re not old, you’re just retro-awesome!
- What do you call a napping birthday boy? A napster!
- Why did the boy eat his birthday cake with a spoon? Because spoons are the most efficient utensil for deliciousness!
- You’re so awesome, your birthday should be a national gaming day!
- What’s a boy’s favorite birthday present? Anything that comes in a box with LEDs!
- Why did the boy bring sunglasses to the birthday party? He knew he’d be shining all day!
- Age is just a level, and you’re leveling up!
- You’re not aging, you’re respawning with more XP!
- What’s a boy’s secret to eternal youth? A good sense of humor and unlimited continues!
- Why did the boy bring a cape to the party? Because every day is a heroic adventure!
- You’re not old, you’re just a vintage video game!
- How does a boy keep his cake cool? He uses ice cubes, because coolness is key!
- What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!
- Why did the boy eat his birthday cards? He wanted a taste of the good wishes!
- You’re not just a year older, you’re a year more epic!
- What’s a boy’s motto on his birthday? “Level up, power up, game on!”
- You’re not old, you’re just retro-rad!
- Why did the boy bring a camera to the birthday party? To capture all the epic moments!
- What’s a boy’s favorite birthday activity? Leveling up his party skills!
- Why did the boy bring a joystick to the party? To navigate through the birthday fun with precision!
- You’re not aging, you’re advancing in difficulty!
- What’s a boy’s favorite type of birthday song? “Happy Birthday to the Player 1!”
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