Birthday Party Puns
- “I’m a-party-animal at this birthday bash!”
- “Let’s taco ’bout this amazing birthday fiesta!”
- “Sip, sip, hooray! It’s a birthday par-tea!”
- “Get ready to disco-ver a groovy birthday celebration!”
- “It’s time to make a toast and jam at this birthday party!”
- “Cheers to another year older and beer-ier!”
- “Donut worry, be happy—it’s a birthday party!”
- “Let’s have a slice time at this pizza-themed birthday party!”
- “Prepare for a ‘poppin’ good time at this birthday bash!”
- “Oh snap! It’s a birthday party full of fun!”
- “No ‘bunny’ is too old to celebrate a birthday party!”
- “Hoping your birthday is a real ‘beach’ of a time!”
- “This birthday party is ‘pasta’ point of no return for fun!”
- “Let’s ‘taco’ ’bout how awesome you are on this special day!”
- “Here’s to a ‘whale’ of a good time at your birthday party!”
- “Donut forget to party like it’s your birthday!”
- “Buckle up for a ‘wheelie’ great birthday adventure!”
- “Get ready to ‘roll’ into another year of awesomeness!”
- “It’s a ‘purr-fectly’ purr-fect birthday celebration!”
- “Avo’ blast at this birthday party fiesta!”
- “Let’s have a ball at this birthday shindig!”
- “Prepare for a ‘flan-tastic’ time at this birthday party!”
- “This birthday bash is ‘grape-tastic’—let’s wine about it!”
- “You’re ‘muffin’ short of a great birthday party!”
- “It’s a ‘hoot’ of a good time at this birthday bash!”
- “Don’t ‘leaf’ me hanging, let’s celebrate your birthday!”
- “Keep calm and party on—it’s your birthday!”
- “You’re the ‘cherry on top’ of this birthday celebration!”
- “We’re ‘owl’ excited to celebrate your birthday!”
- “This party is a ‘s’more’ good time!”
- “You’re ‘eggstra’ special on your birthday!”
- “It’s a ‘whisk-tacular’ birthday celebration!”
- “Life’s a ‘peach’ at this birthday party!”
- “You’re the ‘apple of our pie’ on your birthday!”
- “Prepare for a ‘paw-some’ birthday party!”
- “Let’s ‘taco’ ’bout how awesome you are on this special day!”
- “Hop on over for a ‘egg-cellent’ birthday celebration!”
- “Don’t be ‘shell-fish’—share the joy at this birthday party!”
- “You’re ‘grape-tastic’—let’s ‘raisin’ the celebration!”
- “Let’s ‘maki’ this a memorable birthday party!”
Birthday Party Jokes for Teens
- Why don’t skeletons ever go to birthday parties?
Because they have no body to go with! - What do you call a cake that’s not on time for the party?
Tardy-torte! - Why did the birthday balloon feel left out?
It wasn’t invited to the party until the last minute! - What’s a vampire’s favorite type of birthday cake?
Coffin cake! - Why did the smartphone bring a party hat to the birthday celebration?
Because it wanted to join the “app-y” occasion! - What do you get when you cross a birthday cake with a dark alley?
Frostbite! - What’s a cheerleader’s favorite type of birthday cake?
One with lots of “cheer-y” sprinkles! - What do you say to a grape on its birthday?
“Have a grape day!” - Why did the tomato turn red at the birthday party?
It saw the salad dressing! - Why did the scarecrow go to the birthday party?
Because he was outstanding in his field! - Why did the computer bring a USB drive to the birthday party?
In case they needed extra bytes for the cake! - What did the cake say to the icing?
“You make life sweet!” - What do you call a birthday party for potatoes?
A mash-up! - Why was the math book invited to the birthday party?
It had too many problems! - Why did the golfer bring extra balls to the birthday party?
In case it became a hole-in-one celebration! - What kind of music do mummies listen to at birthday parties?
Wrap music! - What’s a cat’s favorite type of cake for a birthday party?
Mice-cream cake! - Why did the bicycle invite everyone to its birthday party?
Because it wanted to “wheel-y” have a good time! - What do you give a lemon on its birthday?
Lemonade! - Why did the tomato turn the music up at the birthday party?
It couldn’t ketchup with the beat! - Why did the belt break up with the birthday party decorations?
It couldn’t hold it all together! - What did the cake say to the fork?
“You’re a piece of cake to handle!” - Why did the tomato turn to the salad at the birthday party?
It wanted to ketchup with the veggies! - Why did the scarecrow get invited to every birthday party?
Because he was a-maize-ing! - Why did the music teacher go to the birthday party?
To keep the party in tune! - What do you call a birthday party in a haunted house?
A spook-tacular celebration! - Why did the broom go to the birthday party?
To clean up the fun! - What’s a cow’s favorite part of a birthday party?
The mooo-sic! - Why did the chicken go to the birthday party?
It wanted to have a cluck-tastic time! - Why did the bicycle get a puncture at the birthday party?
It had a tire blowout from too much excitement! - What’s a pencil’s favorite thing to do at a birthday party?
Draw attention! - Why did the tomato bring its seeds to the birthday party?
To spread the birthday cheer! - Why did the tree get invited to the birthday party?
Because it was a good party plant! - What do you get when you cross a birthday party with a vegetable?
A par-tee! - Why did the computer sit in the corner at the birthday party?
Because it didn’t want to catch any viruses! - What’s a clock’s favorite game at a birthday party?
Spin the hands! - Why did the scarecrow get a standing ovation at the birthday party?
Because he was outstanding in his field of corn! - What do you call a cat’s birthday party?
A purr-ty! - Why did the cake go to school before the birthday party?
To get a little more icing-telligence! - Why did the bicycle always win the limbo contest at birthday parties?
Because it knew how to handlebars!
Happy Birthday Party Jokes
- Why did the birthday cake go to the doctor?
Because it was feeling crumby! - What do you give a person who has everything on their birthday?
Antibiotics! - How do you know your birthday party is going to be wild?
When the candles can’t wait to be lit! - Why did the birthday balloon go near the cake?
It wanted to get a little “air” time! - What’s a birthday wish that everyone can agree on?
More cake! - What did one candle say to the other?
“Don’t birthdays just burn you up?” - Why did the birthday boy bring a ladder to the party?
Because he wanted to go to new heights this year! - What do you say to your friend on their birthday who’s also a gardener?
“Lettuce celebrate your special day!” - How do you make a tissue dance at a birthday party?
You put a little boogie in it! - Why did the scarecrow get invited to the birthday party?
Because he was outstanding in his field! - Why did the birthday cake go to school?
To get a little “slice” of education! - What did one wall say to the other wall at the birthday party?
“I’ll meet you at the corner!” - What do you get when you cross a birthday cake with a musician?
A little “rhapsody” in frosting! - Why did the birthday girl bring a ladder to the party?
Because she wanted to have a “highly” enjoyable time! - What’s the best way to remember your wife’s birthday?
Forget it once! - What do you call a fish’s birthday party?
A splash bash! - What did the birthday cake say to the ice cream?
“You melt my heart!” - Why did the birthday boy put his cake in the freezer?
He wanted to have a “cool” birthday! - Why did the birthday clown take a day off?
Because he felt a little “deflated”! - What do you get when you cross a birthday cake and a lizard?
A “cake-reptile”! - What’s a vampire’s favorite type of birthday cake?
A “red velvet” cake! - How do you know you’re getting old at a birthday party?
When the candles cost more than the cake! - What did the cake say to the fork?
“You want a piece of me?” - Why did the birthday candle go to therapy?
It had too many issues to burn through! - What do you call a cat’s birthday party?
A purr-ty! - Why did the birthday boy bring a ladder to the party?
Because he wanted to have a “rising” celebration! - What did the zero say to the eight at the birthday party?
“Nice belt!” - What’s a birthday ghost’s favorite game?
Hide and shriek! - What do you give a skeleton for his birthday?
A rib-cage! - What’s a cow’s favorite part of a birthday party?
The moosic! - Why did the computer go to the birthday party?
Because it wanted to have some byte-sized fun! - What’s the best way to get your friend a birthday present?
Borrow something of theirs, and then wrap it up! - Why was the math book sad at the birthday party?
Because it had too many problems! - What kind of birthday cake do you get for a canary?
A tweet treat! - What’s a kangaroo’s favorite part of a birthday party?
The jump-cake! - Why did the tomato turn red at the birthday party?
Because it saw the salad dressing! - What do you call a birthday party for a snowman?
A frosty fest! - What’s a bee’s favorite birthday treat?
Honeycomb cake! - How do you make a tissue dance at a birthday party?
You put a little snot in it! - What do you call a dog’s birthday celebration?
A bark-day party!
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