Party Dinosaur Birthday Jokes
- Why did the dinosaur invite all his friends to his birthday party?
Because he didn’t want to be a dino-sore loser! - What do you call a dinosaur’s birthday party?
A dino-bash! - Why did the T-Rex go to the birthday party alone?
Because he couldn’t find a plus one with short arms! - What did the dinosaur say at the party when he found his favorite snack?
“It’s dino-mite!” - How does a dinosaur throw a birthday party?
He “tri-celebrates” with a roar! - What do you give a dinosaur for its birthday?
Anything it wants—especially if it’s a “Tyrannosaurus checks”! - Why did the dinosaur wear a party hat?
Because it was a dino-versary! - What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?
A thesaurus! - Why did the dinosaur get kicked out of the party?
He was a real party “roarer”! - What do you call a dinosaur who loves to blow out birthday candles?
A cake-osaurus! - How did the dinosaur keep the party going all night?
He had a Jurassic jam session! - Why did the dinosaur bring a ladder to the birthday party?
Because the party was on the roof! - What’s a dinosaur’s favorite birthday song?
“Stego Happy Birthday to You!” - How do you know if a dinosaur is enjoying the party?
He’ll have a dino-grin from ear to ear! - What did the dinosaur say after eating the birthday cake?
“That was a piece of pre-historic cake!” - What’s a dinosaur’s favorite type of music for a party?
Dino-n-b! - Why did the dinosaur bring sunscreen to the party?
In case the party was a sun-sauras! - What do you call a dinosaur’s favorite party game?
Pin the Tail on the Stegosaurus! - How do you make a dinosaur float for the party?
Use root beer and a scoop of dino-sorbet! - What’s a dinosaur’s favorite way to dance at a birthday party?
The dino-swing! - Why did the dinosaur wear a crown to the birthday party?
Because it was a dino-coronation! - What do you call a dinosaur who loves to party all night?
A nocturnal-rex! - What did the dinosaur say to the birthday cake?
“You’re dino-mite-ful!” - What’s a dinosaur’s favorite party accessory?
A tail balloon! - What did the dinosaur bring to the birthday party for good luck?
His stego-charm! - Why did the dinosaur bring a brush to the party?
In case he had a bad hair dino-day! - How did the dinosaur respond when asked how old he was at the party?
“I’m a mesozoic teenager!” - What did the dinosaur do when the music stopped at the party?
He started a dino-rumble! - Why did the dinosaur wear a bow tie to the party?
Because he wanted to be a dapper-dino! - What do you call a dinosaur who’s always late to the party?
A tardy-rex!
Dinosaur Birthday Jokes one Liners
- Why did the dinosaur bring a gift to the birthday party? Because it was a dino-mite party!
- What do you call a dinosaur’s birthday? A dino-bash!
- What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus!
- How did the T-Rex celebrate its birthday? With a tea-rex party!
- Why did the dinosaur eat the birthday cake? Because it was a piece of prehistoric art!
- How do dinosaurs pay for things? With tyrannosaurus checks!
- What do you get a dinosaur for its birthday? Anything you want, it’s extinct anyway!
- How do you wish a dinosaur happy birthday? “Rawr-some birthday to you!”
- What’s a dinosaur’s favorite party game? Musical fossils!
- Why don’t dinosaurs ever forget birthdays? Because they have excellent dino-memory!
- What do you call a dinosaur who is always late? A saur-us of tardiness!
- What’s a dinosaur’s favorite place to celebrate birthdays? Jurassic Park!
- Why did the dinosaur go to the party alone? Because he had nobody to go with!
- What do you call a dinosaur who can’t stop talking about its birthday? A dino-bragger!
- Why did the dinosaur wear a party hat? Because it wanted to be dino-stylish!
- How did the dinosaur send birthday invitations? By dino-mail!
- What’s a dinosaur’s favorite kind of music at a party? Heavy rock!
- Why don’t dinosaurs ever play hide and seek at parties? Because they’re too big to hide!
- How do you know if a dinosaur is at your birthday party? You can hear it roar with laughter!
- What’s a dinosaur’s favorite way to stay cool at a birthday party? With dino-snow cones!
- Why did the dinosaur breakdance at the party? Because it had dino-mite moves!
- What do you call a dinosaur who loves to party? A partysaurus!
- How did the dinosaur blow out its birthday candles? With a T-Rextinguish-er!
- What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive knowledge of birthdays? A dino-scholar!
- Why did the dinosaur refuse to share its birthday cake? Because it was a little Jurassic!
- What’s a dinosaur’s favorite type of birthday cake? Prehistoric pie!
- Why did the dinosaur bring a party popper to the party? Because it wanted to make a dino-explosion!
- How does a dinosaur say thank you for the birthday gifts? “Rawr-some gifts!”
- What do you call a dinosaur who loves to dance at parties? A dino-groover!
- How did the dinosaur celebrate its birthday? It had a ROAR-ing good time!
Dinosaur Birthday Jokes for Kids
- What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?
A thesaurus! - What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
A dino-score! - Why did the dinosaur start a band?
Because he had a lot of dino-saur-talent! - What did the dinosaur say when he saw the cake?
“That’s dino-mite!” - What’s a dinosaur’s least favorite reindeer?
Comet! (Comet sounds like “chomp it,” something dinosaurs love to do!) - Why don’t you ever hear a dinosaur tell a secret?
Because they’re all extinct! - What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive collection of stamps?
A dinosnore! - What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary and a big ego?
A thesaurustyrannosaurus! - What do you call a dinosaur who loves to sleep in?
A dino-snore! - How do you know if a dinosaur is visiting your birthday party?
You can hear the footsteps from miles away!
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