Funny Birthday Poems

• Another year older, another year wiser, Or so they say, but I’m not so sure. I mean, let’s face it, you’re still a mess, But I love you all the more, that’s for sure.

• You’re another year older, But don’t you fear. You’re still young at heart, And you’re loved far and near.
• Roses are red, Violets are blue, Another year older, But still looking good on you.
• You’re older today, But don’t you fret. You’re still in your prime, At least that’s what we’ll let you think.
• Happy birthday to you, You’re one year older. But don’t worry, you’re still cool, Even if your joints are getting colder.
• Another year has come and gone, But you’re still looking great. Just don’t forget to take your pills, And your daily dose of fate.
• Happy birthday, my friend, You’re another year older. But don’t worry, you’re still awesome, Even if you’re a little slower.
• You’re one year older, But don’t you fret. You’re still young at heart, And that’s what counts, I bet.
• Happy birthday, my love, You’re aging with grace. Just don’t forget to moisturize, And keep that smile on your face.
• You’re getting older, But don’t you fear. You’re still young at heart, And we’re glad you’re here.
• Another year, another candle, But don’t you worry, it’s no scandal. You’re still as fabulous as ever, And we’ll celebrate you forever.
• Happy birthday to you, You’re one year older. But that doesn’t mean a thing, Because you just keep getting bolder.
• You’re aging like fine wine, Growing better with each passing year. And we’re so glad to have you, To celebrate your birthday, dear.
• You’re getting older, But don’t you sweat. You’re still the life of the party, And we’re not done yet.
• You’re another year older, But you’re still a star. Just don’t forget to take a break, And have a little sit in your car.
• Happy birthday, my friend, You’re one year older. But don’t worry, you’re still hip, Even if your jokes are getting colder.
• You’re getting older, But don’t you despair. You’re still as cool as ever, And we’ll always be here.
• Another year has come and gone, But you’re still looking good. Just don’t forget to stay active, And eat your veggies like you should.
• Happy birthday, my dear, You’re aging with grace. Just don’t forget to exercise, And keep that smile on your face.
• You’re getting older, But don’t you worry. You’re still as sweet as ever, And we’ll always be in a hurry To celebrate you, my friend, On this special day, And every day, we’ll stand by you, In every possible way.
• Another year older, But don’t you be blue, You’re still younger than Your favorite old shoe!
• Another birthday is here, But don’t you fret, You’re still young at heart, And that’s what matters, you bet!
• It’s your birthday once again, And you’re still going strong, But remember, at this age, You can’t party all night long!
• Happy birthday to you, My dear friend, You’re not getting older, Just closer to the end!
• Today is your special day, So go out and have some fun, Just don’t forget to take a nap, When the day is done!
• Another year has come and gone, But don’t you fear, You’re still the same age, As you were last year!
• Happy birthday, my friend, You’re getting older but wiser, Just remember, as you age, You might need a bigger size!
• It’s your birthday today, And you’re looking fine, Just don’t forget to take your pills, And you’ll be feeling divine!
• Happy birthday to my favorite old fart, You may be getting older, But you still have a lot of heart!
• Another year has passed, But don’t you despair, You’re still young enough, To dye your gray hair!
• Happy birthday to you, You’re a year older, But remember, you’re still young at heart, And that’s what really matters!
• Another year, another birthday, But don’t you worry, You’re still young enough, To act like you’re in a hurry!
• Happy birthday to my favorite senior citizen, You may be getting older, But you’re still full of vim and vigor!
• Another year, another candle, But don’t you sweat, You’re still as cool as ever, And that’s a safe bet!
• Happy birthday to you, You’re a year older, But don’t worry, age is just a number, And you’re still a charmer!
• Another year has gone by, But don’t you fret, You’re still as sweet as ever, And that’s a sure bet!
• Happy birthday, my friend, You’re another year older, But don’t worry, you’re still young enough, To party like a soldier!
• Another year, another milestone, But don’t you worry, You’re still as funny as ever, And that’s a fact, not a theory!
• Happy birthday to my favorite old timer, You may be getting older, But you’re still as lively as a rhymester!
• Another year, another birthday, But don’t you despair, You’re still as cool as ever, And that’s a fact, not a prayer!