Funny Birthday Wishes For College Friend

• Happy birthday to my favorite study buddy! Don’t party too hard, we have an exam tomorrow.
• Congratulations on surviving another year of college! Who knew you had it in you?
• Happy birthday to the one friend who never complains about the cafeteria food.
• I hope your birthday is as unforgettable as that one night we can’t remember.
• Happy birthday to the one friend who still manages to look awake in our 8 AM class.
• Congrats on reaching the age where you can legally drink, but still can’t afford to buy a drink.
• Happy birthday! Here’s to hoping that all of your lectures today are canceled.
• Congratulations on being one year closer to your student loan being paid off.
• I hope your birthday is as wild as that one party we had that ended with the fire department showing up.
• Happy birthday to the one friend who can always make me laugh, even when I’m drowning in assignments.
• Congrats on making it another year without pulling an all-nighter…oh wait.
• Happy birthday! Let’s celebrate by staying up late and binge-watching Netflix instead of studying.
• Congratulations on surviving another year of exams, essays, and group projects. You deserve all the cake!
• Happy birthday to my favorite procrastination partner.
• Congrats on making it through another year of college without going completely broke…yet.
• Happy birthday to the one friend who can always turn a boring lecture into a hilarious stand-up routine.
• Congrats on reaching the age where you start getting excited about things like a new set of highlighters.
• Happy birthday to my partner in crime! Let’s go make some memories we’ll forget by tomorrow.
• Congratulations on being one year closer to graduating and entering the real world…scary thought, isn’t it?
• Happy birthday! Here’s to hoping you get a good grade on that test you forgot to study for.
• Congrats on surviving another year of college without getting caught plagiarizing.
• Happy birthday to the one friend who always knows the best places to eat on a student budget.
• Congratulations on being one year closer to that dream job that probably doesn’t exist.
• I hope your birthday is as amazing as that one night we spent in the library trying to finish an assignment.
• Happy birthday to the one friend who never forgets to bring snacks to study sessions.
• Congrats on making it another year without setting the dorm on fire with your microwave cooking.
• Happy birthday! Let’s celebrate with a round of drinks at the campus pub…if we can afford it.
• Congratulations on being one year closer to your dream of being a professional napper.
• Happy birthday to the one friend who can always make me forget about the stress of college life.
• Congrats on surviving another year of college without dropping out…yet.
• Happy birthday! Let’s celebrate by skipping class and doing something fun.
• Congratulations on being one year closer to discovering what you really want to do with your life.
• Happy birthday to my favorite person to complain about college with.
• Congrats on making it another year without getting lost on campus…well, at least not too lost.
• Happy birthday! Here’s to hoping you get a full night’s sleep and wake up to no assignments.
• Congratulations on being one year closer to that degree that will hopefully lead to a job.
• Happy birthday to the one friend who can always make me feel better about my grades.
• Congrats on surviving another year of college without getting kicked out…yet.

• Happy birthday to my favorite study partner! Here’s to a year filled with good grades and good times.
• I hope your birthday is as epic as the parties we used to throw in our dorm room!
• Happy birthday to someone who has aged like a fine wine…but still parties like a college student!
• It’s your birthday! Let’s celebrate like we’re still in college…just without the hangovers.
• Happy birthday to someone who still knows all the words to the Fight Song!
• Here’s to another year of pulling all-nighters and drinking too much coffee! Happy birthday!
• It’s your birthday! Let’s celebrate like we did on spring break…minus the regrettable tattoos.
• Happy birthday to the one who always knows where the best pizza is on campus!
• Congrats on surviving another year of college…and happy birthday!
• Here’s to another year of tailgates and touchdowns! Happy birthday, sports fan!
• I hope your birthday is as lit as the candles on your cake…but not as dangerous as that time we tried to light the grill in the rain.
• You’re not getting older, you’re just leveling up! Happy birthday, my gamer friend!
• Happy birthday to someone who’s still got that college spirit…and student debt.
• It’s your birthday! Let’s celebrate with a game of beer pong…or, you know, something more adult.
• Happy birthday to someone who’s always down for a good time, whether it’s at a party or in the library!
• Congrats on being one year closer to that degree! Happy birthday, my academic friend!
• I hope your birthday is as sweet as the coffee we used to drink during all-night study sessions!
• Happy birthday to someone who’s always down for a late-night food run!
• It’s your birthday! Let’s celebrate like we did during freshman orientation…minus the awkward icebreakers.
• Happy birthday to someone who’s always up for an adventure, even if it means getting lost on campus!
• Congrats on surviving another year of roommate drama and communal bathrooms! Happy birthday!
• It’s your birthday! Let’s celebrate with a good old-fashioned game of flip cup…or, you know, something more sophisticated.
• Happy birthday to someone who still wears their college hoodie with pride!
• Here’s to another year of making memories that we’ll probably forget by graduation! Happy birthday!
• It’s your birthday! Let’s celebrate with a dance party…just like we did at every frat party.
• Happy birthday to someone who’s always down for a Netflix binge session!
• Congrats on being one year closer to adulting! Happy birthday, my responsible friend!
• It’s your birthday! Let’s celebrate with a karaoke night…just like we did at that one bar that one time.
• Happy birthday to someone who’s always there to lend a textbook or a shoulder to cry on!
• Here’s to another year of cramming for exams and procrastinating on assignments! Happy birthday!
• It’s your birthday! Let’s celebrate with a round of shots…just like we did on your 21st.
• Happy birthday to someone who’s always up for a game of pick-up basketball!
• Congrats on surviving another year of dining hall food! Happy birthday!
• It’s your birthday! Let’s celebrate with a road trip…just like we did during spring break.
• Happy birthday to someone who’s always down for a good conversation over a cup of coffee!