- “Happy birthday to my ex! May your day be as fabulous as our breakup was dramatic!”
- “Wishing a very happy birthday to the one who knows all my secrets and still decided to move on. Cheers!”
- “Happy birthday to my ex-girlfriend. I hope your day is filled with fewer tears than our relationship had!”
- “Sending you birthday wishes from the ‘Ex Zone’! Remember, age is just a number, just like our past!”
- “Happy birthday to the one who once held the keys to my heart. Now I’m just grateful you don’t have access to my Netflix account!”
- “To my ex-girlfriend on her special day: May you receive as many blessings as the reasons we broke up!”
- “Happy birthday! Let’s raise a toast to the good times we had and the therapy bills we avoided after our breakup!”
- “Wishing a fantastic birthday to my ex. I hope you find someone who’s as great as me but with better taste!”
- “Happy birthday to the person who taught me how much I value my sanity. Cheers to surviving our relationship!”
- “Sending you birthday wishes and a reminder that you can’t return this present—our breakup!”
- “Happy birthday! May your day be filled with laughter and joy, just like the relief I felt when we broke up!”
- “Wishing a wonderful birthday to my ex-girlfriend. Remember, we may not have worked out, but at least we make great exes!”
- “Happy birthday! I hope your day is as unforgettable as the time we spent together, for better or worse!”
- “Sending birthday wishes to my ex. Remember, time heals all wounds, especially the ones you inflicted on my heart!”
- “Happy birthday to my ex! May your life be as drama-free as the period after we broke up!”
- “Wishing you a happy birthday and a future filled with someone who can handle your unique blend of charm and craziness!”
- “Happy birthday! May your special day be as extraordinary as our relationship was… extraordinarily short!”
- “Sending you birthday wishes with a hint of sarcasm, just like the way we used to communicate!”
- “Happy birthday to my ex! Here’s to new beginnings and the joy of no longer pretending to like your taste in music!”
- “Wishing you a birthday filled with friends, family, and a whole lot of reflection on what a catch you let go!”
- “Happy birthday to the one who once made my heart skip a beat. Now I’m just grateful for the regular heart rate!”
- “Sending you birthday wishes wrapped in the memories of our time together. Just like our relationship, they’re better left in the past!”
- “Happy birthday! May your day be as fabulous as the version of me you tell everyone about!”
- “Wishing you a fantastic birthday, and a reminder that I’ll always be here… on the other side of the breakup!”
- “Happy birthday! May your special day be filled with happiness and cake, just like the emptiness you left in my life!”
- “Sending you warm birthday wishes and a heartfelt ‘thank you’ for reminding me of all the things I don’t want in a partner!”
- “Happy birthday to my ex! May your day be as unforgettable as the way we ended things!”
- “Happy birthday! Remember, age is just a number, just like the number of times we broke up!”
- “Wishing you a birthday filled with laughter, joy, and a little less drama than our relationship.”
- “Happy birthday to my ex-girlfriend! Let’s just say I’m glad we’re celebrating this day apart.”
- “I heard it’s your birthday! I hope your day is as fabulous as you think you are.”
- “Happy birthday! May all your exes be forgotten, just like our relationship.”
- “Congratulations on another trip around the sun! Just remember, I’ll always be one ex you won’t forget.”
- “Sending you my best wishes on your birthday! Let’s keep our distance, but I still wish you a great day.”
- “Happy birthday! Here’s to another year of pretending we don’t know each other anymore.”
- “Wishing you a fantastic birthday filled with joy, love, and someone else’s drama.”
- “Happy birthday to someone who is single and ready to mingle! Just not with me, of course.”
- “Sending you birthday wishes from afar. I hope your day is as pleasant as our breakup wasn’t.”
- “Happy birthday! May your day be as fabulous as the stories you tell about me.”
- “Wishing you a birthday as unforgettable as the time we spent together… and as short-lived.”
- “Happy birthday to my ex-girlfriend! Remember, it’s not about the candles on the cake; it’s about the exes you’ve left in your wake.”
- “Congratulations on surviving another year without me. Have an amazing birthday!”
- “Happy birthday! Here’s to hoping your birthday wish is more successful than our relationship was.”
- “Wishing you a day filled with laughter, love, and a reminder that there are plenty of fish in the sea… and I’m definitely not one of them.”
- “Happy birthday! May your day be as drama-free as our breakup wasn’t.”
- “Sending you my sincerest birthday wishes! Remember, you’re one year older but still single.”
- “Happy birthday! May your day be filled with more presents than the number of times you called me ‘ex’.”
- “Wishing you a birthday full of surprises, just like the day you surprised me by becoming my ex.”
- “Happy birthday! Remember, the best revenge is living well without me.”
- “Sending you warm birthday wishes, even though we’re colder than ever.”
- “Happy birthday to someone who deserves a standing ovation for managing to survive our relationship.”
- “Wishing you a birthday as memorable as our time together, even if we’d rather forget it.”
- “Happy birthday! May your day be as fun as our relationship was… for someone else.”
- “Congratulations on reaching another milestone! I hope it’s a lot easier than the milestones we faced together.”
- “Wishing you a birthday filled with happiness, love, and the realization that we’re better off apart.”
- “Happy birthday! Remember, life is too short to hold onto grudges… but not too short to celebrate being rid of an ex.”
- “Sending you my warmest wishes on your special day! Just remember, we may be exes, but I still hope you have an amazing birthday.”
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