- Happy birthday to my favorite human alarm clock! May your snooze button never break.
- You’re not just my roommate, you’re my partner in crime. Let’s make this year even more ridiculous than the last.
- Congratulations on surviving another year of living with me! You deserve a medal (or at least a drink).
- Happy birthday to the person who makes me regret every decision I’ve ever made that led me to having a roommate.
- Cheers to another year of sharing rent, stealing each other’s food, and pretending we don’t snore.
- You may be getting older, but at least you have me to make you feel young (and slightly immature).
- Congrats on another year of being my favorite weirdo. I wouldn’t want to live with anyone else.
- Happy birthday to the one person who understands the struggle of living with me. Here’s to another year of messes and late-night talks.
- To the person who never judges me for eating cold pizza for breakfast, happy birthday! May your day be as awesome as you are.
- I’m so grateful for a roommate like you, who puts up with my quirks and still manages to make me laugh every day. Have a fantastic birthday!
- Happy birthday to my favorite person to split rent with. May we never have to go back to living with our parents.
- Congrats on being one year closer to finally moving out and living alone! Just kidding, I hope you never leave.
- Another year of living with me deserves a medal, but all I can offer is a slightly burnt cake and a heartfelt “happy birthday.”
- Happy birthday to the one person who doesn’t judge me for watching reality TV marathons until 3am. You’re the best.
- It’s your birthday, so I’ll pretend not to notice the mess you left in the kitchen last night. Have a great day!
- You’re not just a roommate, you’re a friend, a confidant, and the person who always knows where I left my keys. Happy birthday!
- I hope your birthday is as wonderful as the times we spend watching cat videos on YouTube and pretending we’re not procrastinating.
- To the person who always knows when to make me coffee and when to let me wallow in my own misery, happy birthday!
- I’m so glad we ended up as roommates, even if it means I have to listen to you singing in the shower every morning. Happy birthday!
- Happy birthday to the person who never complains about my cooking (even when it’s terrible). You’re a true friend.
- Congratulations on another year of being a fantastic roommate and an even better friend. I’m lucky to have you in my life.
- Happy birthday to my favorite person to binge-watch Netflix with. May we never run out of shows to watch.
- Here’s to another year of sharing a bathroom and pretending not to smell each other’s…well, you know. Happy birthday!
- Happy birthday to the one person who always has my back (even when we’re arguing over who used the last of the toilet paper).
- I hope your birthday is as amazing as the time we convinced our landlord that the hole in the wall was already there when we moved in.
- To the person who makes living with a roommate actually enjoyable, happy birthday! May your day be filled with laughter and cake.
- Happy birthday to the person who knows all my secrets and still manages to like me anyway. You’re the best.
- Congrats on another year of putting up with my loud music and questionable dance moves. You deserve a medal
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