- Happy birthday to someone who’s still got it – but just can’t remember where they put it!
- Congrats on another year of managing to avoid being arrested for all the crazy things you did in your youth!
- Happy birthday! At your age, you’re like a fine wine – just getting better with age, but also a bit fragile and likely to give us a headache if we consume too much!
- Happy birthday! Remember, age is just a number, but in your case it’s a pretty big number!
- You know you’re getting old when you start to enjoy naps more than parties. Happy birthday, old friend!
- Happy birthday to someone who’s so old they remember when emojis were called “emoticons”!
- Congratulations on making it another year without needing a hip replacement! I hope your birthday is as pain-free as possible!
- You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake! Happy birthday!
- Happy birthday! Don’t worry, you’re not getting old – you’re just leveling up!
- You know you’re getting old when your joints are more accurate at predicting the weather than the local news. Happy birthday, old timer!
- Happy birthday! Remember, age is just a number – a really big, scary number.
- Happy birthday to someone who’s got enough life experience to write a book – but can’t remember where they put their glasses!
- Happy birthday! Remember, you’re not getting older, you’re just getting closer to the time when it’s socially acceptable to wear your pants up to your armpits!
- Congrats on making it another year without breaking a hip! You’re still pretty spry for an old-timer!
- Happy birthday! At your age, you’ve earned the right to forget everyone’s name and just call them “sweetie” and “honey”!
- Happy birthday to someone who’s old enough to have seen the invention of the wheel, but still young enough to enjoy a good meme!
- Happy birthday! Remember, at your age, “getting lucky” just means finding your car keys!
- You’re not old, you’re just chronologically gifted! Happy birthday!
- Happy birthday to someone who’s got more wisdom than wrinkles (but also plenty of wrinkles)!
- Congrats on another year of being fabulous at any age! Happy birthday, old friend!
- Happy birthday to someone who’s old enough to remember life before the internet, but young enough to still be learning how to use it!
- Happy birthday! Remember, age is just a number – a really big, scary number that you’re almost to the top of!
- Happy birthday to someone who’s so old they remember when MTV actually played music videos!
- Congrats on making it another year without needing dentures! Keep chewing, old-timer!
- Happy birthday! At your age, you’ve got more stories than your grandkids have attention spans!
- Happy birthday to someone who’s old enough to remember the good old days, but young enough to still make new memories!
- Happy birthday! Don’t worry, you’re not getting old – you’re just getting more distinguished!
- Happy birthday to someone who’s old enough to have forgotten how to use the latest technology, but young enough to still give it a good try!
- Congrats on another year of not giving up on your dreams – even if those dreams involve napping at least twice a day! Happy birthday, old friend!
- Happy birthday to someone who’s old enough to know better, but still young
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