Funny Christmas Jokes for Kids
- Why did Santa go to music school?
Because he wanted to improve his wrapping skills! - What do you get if you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Frostbite! - What do you call an elf who sings?
A wrapper! - Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?
It needed a trim! - What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Frosted Snowflakes! - What do you call a cat on the beach during Christmas time?
Sandy Claws! - What did one snowman say to the other?
“Do you smell carrots?” - How do you know Santa is good at karate?
Because he has a black belt! - What do you call an elf who tells jokes?
A real Christmas card! - What do you get if you cross a snowman and a dog?
Frostbite! - Why was the snowman looking through the carrots?
He was picking his nose! - What do you get if you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Frostbite! - Why did Santa’s helper see the doctor?
Because he had low “elf” esteem! - What did the gingerbread man use to fix his house?
Icing and gumdrops! - Why did Santa bring a ladder to Christmas?
Because he heard the sleigh-in was on the roof! - What do you get if you cross a snowman and a dog?
Frostbite! - What do snowmen wear on their heads?
Ice caps! - What do elves use to take notes?
Jingle paper! - Why did Santa go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
Because it soot-ed him! - How do you catch Santa Claus?
Set up a Claus-trap! - What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
An abdominal snowman! - What do you call a snowman with a carrot in each ear?
Anything you want, he can’t hear you! - Why did Santa’s helper see the doctor?
Because he had low “elf” esteem! - What do you call a snowman party?
A snowball! - Why was the snowman looking through the carrots?
He was picking his nose! - What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Frostbite! - Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?
It needed a trim! - What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Frosted Snowflakes! - Why did Santa go to music school?
Because he wanted to improve his wrapping skills! - What do you get if you cross a snowman and a dog?
Frostbite! - Why did Santa bring a ladder to Christmas?
Because he heard the sleigh-in was on the roof! - What do you call Santa when he takes a break?
Santa Pause! - What do you get if you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Frostbite! - Why was the snowman looking through the carrots?
He was picking his nose! - What do you call an elf who tells jokes?
A real Christmas card! - Why did Santa’s helper see the doctor?
Because he had low “elf” esteem! - What do you get if you cross a snowman and a dog?
Frostbite! - What do snowmen wear on their heads?
Ice caps! - What do elves use to take notes?
Jingle paper! - Why did Santa go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
Because it soot-ed him!
Funny Christmas Jokes for Elders
- Why did Santa go to music school?
Because he wanted to improve his wrapping skills! - What do you call an elf who sings?
A wrapper! - What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
An abdominal snowman! - Why was the snowman looking through the carrots?
He was picking his nose! - What do you call Santa when he takes a break?
Santa Pause! - How does Santa keep his suits wrinkle-free?
He uses Claus-tarch! - Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?
It needed a trim! - What do you get if you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Frostbite! - What did one Christmas light say to the other?
“You light up my life!” - Why did the Christmas tree go to therapy?
It had too many issues with its family tree! - What do you call Santa when he loses his pants?
Saint Knickerless! - Why did Santa bring a ladder to Christmas?
Because he heard the presents were on the house! - What do you get if you cross a snowman and a dog?
Frostbite! - Why did the Christmas tree go to court?
It was guilty of shedding! - What do you call Santa when he takes a break from delivering presents?
Santa Paws! - What do you call a snowman party?
A snowball! - Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
Because Frost bites! - What do you call a snowman with a sense of humor?
Frosty the Snow-laugher! - Why did Santa bring a ladder to Christmas?
Because he wanted to go to the top! - What do you call an elf who tells jokes?
A real Christmas card! - What did the grape say to the raisin during Christmas?
“You really need to loosen up!” - Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?
It wanted a trim! - What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
An abdominal snowman! - What do you get if you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Frostbite! - What’s Santa’s favorite pizza?
One that’s deep-pan, crisp, and even! - Why did Santa start a rock band?
Because he had the drumsticks! - What do you get if you cross a snowman and a dog?
Frostbite! - Why did Santa go to therapy?
He had Claus-trophobia! - What do you get if you cross a snowman and a dog?
Frostbite! - What do you call a snowman with a sunburn?
Frosty the Red-Nosed Snowman! - What do you call Santa when he loses his pants?
Saint Knickerless! - What do you get if you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Frostbite! - Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?
It needed a trim! - What do you call an elf who sings?
A wrapper! - Why did Santa bring a ladder to Christmas?
Because he heard the presents were on the house! - What do you call a snowman with a sense of humor?
Frosty the Snow-laugher! - What did one Christmas light say to the other?
“You light up my life!” - Why did the Christmas tree go to court?
It was guilty of shedding! - What do you get if you cross a snowman and a dog?
Frostbite! - Why did Santa start a rock band?
Because he had the drumsticks!
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