- Happy Birthday to the best boss in the world! It’s a good thing you’re in charge, or we’d all be lost without you (literally, we have terrible sense of direction).
- Congratulations on surviving another year of dealing with us crazy employees. Here’s to another year of putting up with our shenanigans. Happy Birthday!
- Happy Birthday to a boss who’s always one step ahead of us. Maybe that’s because you’re old and slow, but we won’t hold that against you!
- Another year older and wiser, or so they say. But we all know you’re just as clueless as ever. Happy Birthday, Boss!
- We weren’t sure what to get you for your birthday, so we just got you this card. We figured you could use the money you saved on therapy bills to buy yourself something nice. Happy Birthday!
- Happy Birthday to a boss who’s old enough to know better, but still young enough to pretend not to!
- Congratulations on completing another trip around the sun! Here’s hoping you don’t get motion sickness on the next one.
- Happy Birthday to the boss who always keeps us on our toes… mainly because we’re afraid to get on your bad side!
- They say age is just a number. In your case, that number is so high that I’m surprised you can still count that high. Happy Birthday, old-timer!
- It’s your birthday, which means it’s time to celebrate the fact that you’re one year closer to retirement. Just kidding… we love having you around (most of the time).
- Happy Birthday to a boss who’s always willing to lend an ear… even if we know you’re secretly plotting our demise.
- Another year older, but are you any wiser? We’ll let you know once we stop laughing long enough to answer that question. Happy Birthday!
- Here’s to a boss who’s not afraid to get down and dirty with the rest of us (although we’re still recovering from the last time you tried to show us your dance moves). Happy Birthday!
- Happy Birthday to the boss who’s always quick with a joke, even if it’s at our expense.
- We were going to get you a cake for your birthday, but then we remembered that you’re on a diet. So we got you a salad instead. Just kidding… we got you a cake. Happy Birthday!
- Happy Birthday to a boss who’s always pushing us to be our best… or else.
- Another year older, but you still look as good as the day we hired you. Of course, that was 20 years ago, so maybe our memory is a little hazy. Happy Birthday anyway!
- Here’s to a boss who’s not afraid to get his hands dirty (and who always makes sure we do the same). Happy Birthday!
- They say that age is just a state of mind, but in your case, it’s more like a state of confusion. Happy Birthday!
- Happy Birthday to the boss who’s always willing to lend a hand (as long as we wash it thoroughly first).
- Another year older, but are you any wiser? We’ll let you know once we stop laughing long enough to answer that question. Happy Birthday!
- Here’s to a boss who’s not afraid to get down and dirty with the rest of us (although we’re still recovering from the last time you tried to show us your dance moves). Happy Birthday!
- Happy Birthday to the boss who’s always quick with a joke, even if it’s at our expense.
- We were going to get you a cake for your birthday, but then we remembered that you’re on a diet. So we got you a salad instead. Just kidding… we got you a cake. Happy Birthday!
- Happy Birthday to a boss who’s always pushing us to be our best… or else.
- Another year older, but you still look as good as the day we hired you. Of course, that was 20 years ago, so maybe our memory is a little hazy. Happy Birthday anyway!
- Here’s to a boss who’s not afraid to get his hands dirty (and who always makes sure we do the same). Happy Birthday!
- They say that age is just a state of mind, but in your case, it’s more like a state of confusion. Happy Birthday!
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