- Happy birthday to my favorite partner in crime! I’m so glad we can still get away with acting like kids despite our age.
- Happy birthday to my favorite old man! You’re one year closer to wearing suspenders and shouting at the neighborhood kids to get off your lawn.
- Happy birthday to the guy who always has a funny joke or witty comeback ready to go. You keep me laughing no matter what.
- Happy birthday to my partner in awkward dance moves! Thanks for always being willing to make a fool of yourself with me.
- Happy birthday to my bro-mance! Here’s to another year of embarrassing each other in public.
- Happy birthday to my fellow grumpy old man! Let’s go yell at the clouds together.
- Happy birthday to my partner in crime who still hasn’t grown up yet. Let’s keep being immature together for years to come.
- Happy birthday to the guy who always makes me laugh, even when I feel like crying. Thanks for being a constant source of joy in my life.
- Happy birthday to the guy who never takes himself too seriously. Your ability to laugh at yourself is one of the things I admire most about you.
- Happy birthday to my favorite beer-drinking buddy! Here’s to another year of questionable decisions and no regrets.
- Happy birthday to the man who never fails to put a smile on my face. You’re a true gift to this world.
- Happy birthday to my partner in crime who still hasn’t figured out how to use a dishwasher. I’m glad we can laugh about it now.
- Happy birthday to the guy who always knows how to have a good time. You’re the life of the party, and I’m lucky to call you my friend.
- Happy birthday to my partner in crime who still hasn’t figured out how to use chopsticks. I’m glad we can still enjoy sushi together.
- Happy birthday to the guy who’s always down for a good adventure. Thanks for making life more exciting and spontaneous.
- Happy birthday to my favorite guy to watch sports with! Let’s grab some wings and beer to celebrate.
- Happy birthday to my partner in crime who still hasn’t learned how to tie a tie. I’m glad we can still dress up and look ridiculous together.
- Happy birthday to the guy who’s always up for a good prank. Let’s see what trouble we can get into today.
- Happy birthday to my partner in crime who still hasn’t learned how to cook. I’m glad we can still order takeout and watch Netflix together.
- Happy birthday to the guy who never fails to make me laugh. You’re a true gift to this world.
- Happy birthday to my favorite guy to play video games with! Let’s spend the day pwning noobs and eating pizza.
- Happy birthday to my partner in crime who still hasn’t figured out how to use a can opener. I’m glad we can still survive on Ramen noodles together.
- Happy birthday to the guy who always knows how to have a good time. You’re the life of the party, and I’m lucky to call you my friend.
- Happy birthday to my partner in crime who still hasn’t figured out how to use a washing machine. I’m glad we can still smell like teenagers together.
- Happy birthday to the guy who never fails to brighten my day. You’re a true gem, and I’m grateful for your friendship.
- Happy birthday to my favorite guy to go on road trips with! Let’s hit the open road and see where it takes us.
- Happy birthday, my dear friend! You may be getting older, but at least you’re not as old as the dinosaurs…yet!
- Congratulations on surviving another year, my friend! May your birthday be filled with lots of cake and laughter.
- Happy birthday, buddy! You know you’re getting old when the candles on your cake cost more than the cake itself.
- They say age is just a number, but in your case, it’s a really big number! Happy birthday, old man!
- Wishing you a very happy birthday, my friend! May your day be filled with as much joy and excitement as a kid on a sugar high.
- Happy birthday, my dear friend! You’re like a fine wine, you only get better with age. Or maybe it’s just the alcohol talking…
- Cheers to another year of surviving adulthood! Happy birthday, my friend!
- Happy birthday, buddy! I hope your birthday is as epic as that time we…well, let’s just say what happened in Vegas, stays in Vegas.
- Congratulations on another trip around the sun, my friend! May your day be filled with laughter, love, and lots of cake.
- Happy birthday, my dear friend! Remember, age is just a number…a really big, scary number.
- Happy birthday, my friend! You may be getting older, but at least you’re not as old as your jokes.
- Happy birthday, buddy! I hope your birthday is as fun and exciting as the time we…wait, I don’t think we can talk about that.
- Wishing you a very happy birthday, my friend! May your day be filled with as much joy and laughter as a clown on helium.
- Happy birthday, my dear friend! You’re not getting older, you’re just getting better at pretending you know what you’re doing.
- Happy birthday, my friend! They say age is just a number, but in your case, it’s a number that’s getting a little too high for comfort.
- Happy birthday, buddy! I hope your day is as amazing as you are…or at least as amazing as you think you are.
- Wishing you a very happy birthday, my friend! May your day be filled with as much cake as you can eat without feeling guilty.
- Happy birthday, my dear friend! You’re like a fine wine…expensive and only enjoyed by snobs.
- Happy birthday, my friend! You may be getting older, but at least you still have all your teeth…well, most of them.
- Happy birthday, buddy! You’re not getting older, you’re just getting closer to being a wizard.
- Wishing you a very happy birthday, my friend! May your day be filled with as much joy as a dog chasing its own tail.
- Happy birthday, my dear friend! Remember, age is just a number…a really high, scary number.
- Happy birthday, my friend! You may be getting older, but at least you’re not as old as your dad jokes…yet.
- Happy birthday, buddy! I hope your day is as awesome as the time we…oh wait, I think we agreed never to speak of that again.
- Wishing you a very happy birthday, my friend! May your day be filled with as much happiness as a kid on Christmas morning.
- Happy birthday, my dear friend! You’re not getting older, you’re just getting closer to being a fossil.
- Happy birthday, my friend! You may be getting older, but at least you still have all your hair…well, most of it.
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