- “Age is just a number, but in your case, it’s a really big number.”
- “Happy birthday to someone who’s really good at pretending to work.”
- “It’s your birthday? Time to bust out the cake and confetti! Or, you know, just keep working.”
- “Don’t worry, you don’t look a day over yesterday.”
- “I’m so glad we work together. Now I don’t have to buy you a birthday present.”
- “Happy birthday! Let’s hope your birthday wish isn’t ‘I wish I didn’t work here.'”
- “Another year, another excuse to eat cake at work. I’m not complaining.”
- “You’re not getting older, you’re just getting closer to retirement.”
- “I can’t believe you’re another year older. It’s almost like time actually passes at this job.”
- “Happy birthday! Here’s hoping your coworkers remember to clean up the confetti this year.”
- “Another year of living the dream… or at least working the job.”
- “Happy birthday! You’re aging like a fine wine… or a moldy piece of cheese, depending on who you ask.”
- “I’m not saying you’re old, but your birthday cake has more candles than a campfire.”
- “Another year of memories at this job… or is it just another year of trauma?”
- “Happy birthday! Let’s hope your year ahead is more exciting than your year at work.”
- “We’re not saying you’re getting old, but we’re pretty sure your birth certificate is written in hieroglyphics.”
- “Happy birthday! Don’t worry, you don’t look a day over exhausted.”
- “Another year of working together. Are we sure this isn’t purgatory?”
- “Happy birthday! Another year of pretending to like our coworkers.”
- “A birthday at the office means one thing: cake. Lots and lots of cake.”
- “Another year of listening to Bob from accounting talk about his stamp collection. Happy birthday!”
- “Happy birthday! Don’t worry, we won’t sing the ‘happy birthday’ song. We value our eardrums.”
- “Another year of tolerating the smell of microwaved fish in the break room. Happy birthday!”
- “Happy birthday! Here’s hoping your workload is as light as the candles on your cake.”
- “Another year of celebrating your birthday at work. You know what they say, work hard, party harder.”
- “Happy birthday! Let’s hope this year is filled with more paid time off than last year.”
- “Another year of not being the boss. Happy birthday!”
- “Happy birthday! Let’s hope the birthday cake isn’t the only thing that’s moist this year.”
- “Another year of putting up with Jerry from HR’s terrible jokes. Happy birthday!”
- “Happy birthday! Let’s hope your coworkers don’t remember your birthday tomorrow so you can have more cake for yourself.”
- “Another year of pretending to care about office politics. Happy birthday!”
- “Happy birthday! Don’t worry, we won’t tell HR that you’re a year older.”
- “Another year of avoiding the bathroom after Dave from sales has been in there. Happy birthday!”
- “Happy birthday! Let’s hope the only drama at work today is who gets the corner piece of cake.”
- “Another year of avoiding the break room small talk. Happy birthday!”
- “Happy birthday! Let’s hope your birthday present is a promotion… or at least a free lunch.”
- “Happy birthday to someone who’s so old, their birth certificate is expired.”
- “Another year, another reason to celebrate your age with an office party!”
- “Age is just a number, but in your case, it’s a really big number. Happy birthday!”
- “Congratulations on another year of surviving the office. Happy birthday!”
- “Here’s to another year of avoiding work and pretending to look busy. Happy birthday!”
- “Happy birthday to the one who always brings the office humor. Keep it up!”
- “You may be getting older, but at least you’re not getting any better. Happy birthday!”
- “Another year, another excuse for cake. Happy birthday!”
- “Here’s to a birthday that’s as amazing as you are, which is not saying much. Happy birthday!”
- “Congratulations on making it another year without being fired. Happy birthday!”
- “Happy birthday to the one who’s always ready to party… or nap. You know who you are!”
- “Age is just a number, but in your case, it’s a really, really high number. Happy birthday!”
- “Happy birthday to someone who’s aging like a fine cheese, stinky and full of character!”
- “Another year older and wiser, or at least older. Happy birthday!”
- “Happy birthday to someone who’s been working longer than the fax machine!”
- “Here’s to a birthday that’s better than your annual review. Happy birthday!”
- “Happy birthday to someone who’s always on time… for the cake.”
- “Another year, another reason to celebrate surviving the office. Happy birthday!”
- “Here’s to another year of not getting caught napping at your desk. Happy birthday!”
- “Happy birthday to the one who always keeps the office running… to the nearest coffee shop!”
- “You’re not just getting older, you’re getting better at pretending to work. Happy birthday!”
- “Happy birthday to someone who’s so old, their birth certificate is written in hieroglyphics.”
- “Another year, another excuse to avoid doing actual work. Happy birthday!”
- “Here’s to a birthday that’s as special as the stapler you never return. Happy birthday!”
- “Happy birthday to someone who’s always in charge… of taking the last slice of cake!”
- “Another year, another chance to prove that you’re not just here for the free coffee. Happy birthday!”
- “Here’s to a birthday that’s as fabulous as your collection of office supplies. Happy birthday!”
- “Happy birthday to someone who’s always willing to lend a stapler, but never a pen. Keep it up!”
- “Another year, another excuse to wear a party hat to work. Happy birthday!”
- “Here’s to a birthday that’s as sweet as the office candy jar. Happy birthday!”
- “Happy birthday to someone who’s so old, their computer still uses floppy disks.”
- “Another year, another reason to celebrate the joy of not being in a meeting. Happy birthday!”
- “Here’s to a birthday that’s as awesome as your ability to find free food in the break room. Happy birthday!”
- “Happy birthday to someone who’s always the life of the office party… or at least the one who eats the most cake!”
- “Another year, another opportunity to impress the boss with your birthday cake decorating skills. Happy birthday!”
- “Here’s to a birthday that’s as memorable as the time the printer jammed… again. Happy birthday!”
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