Happy Birthday Cousin Funny

• Happy birthday to my favorite cousin! You’re one year older and one year wiser… or at least one year older. Just kidding! I hope your day is filled with cake, presents, and all the other things that make birthdays great. And if all else fails, just remember that you’re not getting older, you’re just getting more distinguished. Happy birthday!
• Happy birthday to my favorite cousin! I hope your day is as amazing as you are, and that you get all the cake, presents, and love you deserve. And if you don’t get those things, well, at least you’re still older and wiser, right?
• I’m so grateful to have a cousin like you who always makes me laugh and who I can count on for a good time. It’s almost like we’re siblings, except I don’t have to share a room with you (sorry not sorry).
• But in all seriousness, I’m so glad we’re family and that we get to share in all the ups and downs of life together. So let’s celebrate this special day and make some memories that we’ll laugh about for years to come! Cheers to you, cousin, and happy birthday

Funny 20th Birthday Wishes for Cousin

• Happy 20th birthday, cousin! Wow, can you believe you’re already two decades old? Time really flies, but at least you’re not as old as me yet!
• I hope your day is filled with cake, presents, and all the things that make you happy. And if those things don’t happen, well, you can always count on me to make some trouble with you. After all, that’s what cousins are for!
• I’m so grateful to have a cousin like you who’s always up for a good time, even if it means doing something completely ridiculous. Remember that time we tried to make a giant Jenga tower and it came crashing down on us? That was hilarious. Let’s do something equally as fun (and maybe less dangerous) to celebrate your special day.
• Here’s to another year of craziness, laughter, and making unforgettable memories together. Happy birthday, cousin!

Humorous Wishes For Cousin

• Happy birthday, cousin! Let’s celebrate like we’re still young and have the energy to stay up past 10pm!
• Congratulations on turning another year older, cousin! It’s like you’re leveling up in the game of life, but without any cheat codes.
• Happy birthday, cousin! I would say you’re getting wiser with age, but let’s be real, we both know that’s not true.
• Here’s to another year of causing trouble together, cousin! Let’s make some memories that we’ll regret but laugh about anyway.
• Happy birthday to my favorite cousin! And no, I’m not just saying that because you’re the only one I talk to.
• Congrats on surviving another year of our crazy family, cousin! You deserve a medal or at least a stiff drink.
• Happy birthday, cousin! Let’s eat cake until we regret it and then complain about our stomach aches together.
• Here’s to a birthday filled with laughter, fun, and lots of cake, cousin! And if the cake is bad, well, we’ll just blame it on the birthday candles.
• Happy birthday, cousin! May your day be as amazing as you are, or at least better than your dance moves.
• Congrats on turning another year older, cousin! You’re now officially old enough to start telling kids to get off your lawn.
• Happy birthday to the cousin who’s always up for an adventure, even if it means getting lost or doing something completely ridiculous.
• Congrats on surviving another year of my terrible jokes, cousin! Here’s to many more years of eye-rolls and fake laughs.
• Happy birthday, cousin! I hope your day is filled with all the things that make you happy, or at least a few things that don’t make you want to throw things.
• Here’s to a cousin who’s not just family, but also a partner in crime! Let’s make some mischief on your special day.
• Happy birthday to the cousin who’s always up for a good time, even if it means embarrassing ourselves in public.
• Congrats on reaching another milestone, cousin! It’s like you’re getting closer and closer to being a real adult (but let’s not rush things).
• Happy birthday, cousin! Let’s eat, drink, and be merry, but mostly let’s eat because the food is the best part.
• Here’s to another year of inside jokes, funny memories, and late-night talks with my favorite cousin. Happy birthday!
• Congrats on surviving another year of our crazy family, cousin! If you can make it through that, you can make it through anything.
• Happy birthday to my cousin, my partner in crime, and my favorite person to make fun of. Here’s to a year filled with laughter, love, and lots of birthday cake!