11th Birthday Jokes for Son
- Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
Because they don’t have the guts! - What do you call fake spaghetti?
An “im-pasta”! - Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything! - How does a penguin build its house?
Igloos it together! - Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing! - What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog?
Frostbite! - How do you catch a squirrel?
Climb up a tree and act like a nut! - Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field! - What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
Nacho cheese! - What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot! - Why was the math book sad?
Because it had too many problems! - Why did the bicycle fall over?
It was two-tired! - What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Frostbite! - Why did the chicken go to the seance?
To talk to the other side! - How does a penguin build its house?
Igloos it together!
11th Birthday Jokes for Daughter
- Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because she was outstanding in her field! - What’s a cat’s favorite color?
Purrrrple! - Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing! - What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear! - How do you make a lemon drop?
Just let it fall! - Why did the cookie cry?
Because its mom was a wafer too long! - What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh! - Why did the math book look sad?
Because it had too many problems! - What’s brown and sticky?
A stick! - What did one wall say to the other wall?
“I’ll meet you at the corner!” - Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts! - What did one hat say to the other hat?
“Stay here, I’m going on ahead!” - What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?
A thesaurus! - Why did the bicycle fall over?
It was two-tired! - How do you make a tissue dance?
You put a little boogie in it!
11th Birthday Jokes for Nephew
- Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field! - What’s a cat’s favorite color?
Purrrrple! - Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing! - What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear! - How do you make a lemon drop?
Just let it fall! - Why did the cookie cry?
Because its mom was a wafer too long! - What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh! - Why did the math book look sad?
Because it had too many problems! - What’s brown and sticky?
A stick! - What did one wall say to the other wall?
“I’ll meet you at the corner!” - Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts! - What did one hat say to the other hat?
“Stay here, I’m going on ahead!” - What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?
A thesaurus! - Why did the bicycle fall over?
It was two-tired! - How do you make a tissue dance?
You put a little boogie in it!
11th Birthday Jokes for Niece
- Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because she was outstanding in her field! - What’s a cat’s favorite color?
Purrrrple! - Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing! - What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear! - How do you make a lemon drop?
Just let it fall! - Why did the cookie cry?
Because its mom was a wafer too long! - What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh! - Why did the math book look sad?
Because it had too many problems! - What’s brown and sticky?
A stick! - What did one wall say to the other wall?
“I’ll meet you at the corner!” - Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts! - What did one hat say to the other hat?
“Stay here, I’m going on ahead!” - What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?
A thesaurus! - Why did the bicycle fall over?
It was two-tired! - How do you make a tissue dance?
You put a little boogie in it!
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