Birthday Jokes For Father

Birthday Jokes For Father from Son

• Son: “Dad, why don’t skeletons fight each other?”
  Dad: “I don’t know, why?”
  Son: “They don’t have the guts!”
• Son: “Hey Dad, can you put the cat out for me?”
  Dad: “Sure, where is it?”
  Son: “On the roof!”
• Son: “Why don’t we ever tell secrets on a farm?”
  Dad: “I’m not sure, why?”
  Son: “Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears!”
• Son: “Dad, can you make a noise like a frog?”
  Dad: “Why?”
  Son: “So Mom will think I have a frog in my throat and let me stay home from school!”
• Son: “Dad, what did the Atlantic Ocean say to the United States?”
  Dad: “I don’t know, what?”
  Son: “Nothing, it just waved!”
• Son: “Dad, do you know how to catch a squirrel?”
  Dad: “No, how?”
  Son: “Climb up a tree and act like a nut!”
• Son: “Dad, can I borrow a pen?”
  Dad: “Sure, here you go.”
  Son: “Thanks, but this pen doesn’t write well.”
  Dad: “That’s odd, it’s been writing my checks for years!”
• Son: “Why did the scarecrow win an award?”
  Dad: “I don’t know, why?”
  Son: “Because he was outstanding in his field!”
• Son: “Dad, what did one ocean say to the other ocean?”
  Dad: “I’m not sure, what?”
  Son: “Nothing, they just waved!”
• Son: “Dad, can you make me a sandwich?”
  Dad: “Poof! You’re a sandwich!”
• Son: “Dad, why don’t skeletons fight each other?”
  Dad: “Why?”
  Son: “They don’t have the guts!”
• Son: “Dad, I’m cold.”
  Dad: “Go stand in the corner.”
  Son: “Why?”
  Dad: “The corner is 90 degrees!”
• Son: “Dad, did you get a haircut?”
  Dad: “No, I got them all cut!”
• Son: “Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?”
  Dad: “No sun!”
• Son: “Dad, do you want a brief?”
  Dad: “Sure.”
  Son: “So, wear boxers!”

Birthday Jokes For Father from Daughter

• Why did the computer take my dad out for his birthday?
  Because it couldn’t function without him!
• Dad, you’re a-maze-ing!
  Just like the twist and turns of a birthday maze!
• What did one candle say to the other on your cake?
  “Don’t worry, I’ve got your back!”
• Dad, you’re a real-life superhero.
  So, today, you’re like a birthday Avenger!
• Why did the tomato turn red at your birthday party?
  Because it saw the salad dressing!
• What did the fish say to the birthday dad?
  “Have a fintastic day!”
• Dad, you’re a “grate” person!
  Just like the cheese on a pizza. Happy Birthday!
• Why did the scarecrow win Dad of the Year?
  Because he was outstanding in his field!
• Dad, you’re “tea-rific”!
  Just like a perfect cup of tea.
• What’s a dad’s favorite type of music?
  “Heavy Dad” rock, of course!
• Dad, you’re the man of the hour!
  Or should I say, “24 hours of birthday awesomeness!”
• Why did the broom get invited to the party?
  Because it wanted to “sweep” you off your feet on your special day!
• Dad, you’re a “beef-tea”ful person!
  Just like a hearty bowl of beef stew.
• Why was the math book sad on your birthday?
  Because it had too many problems!
• Dad, you’re a legend in your own “lime”!
  Happy Birthday to the zesty dad!

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