12th Birthday Jokes for Son
- Why was the math book sad on your 12th birthday?
It had too many problems! - What’s a computer’s favorite snack?
Microchips! - What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
Nacho cheese! - Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field, just like you! - How does a snowman get around on his birthday?
By riding an “icicle”! - Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts! - What’s a pirate’s favorite subject?
Arrrrt! - What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear! - How does a penguin build its house?
Igloos it together! - What did one wall say to the other wall?
“I’ll meet you at the corner!” - How do you make a lemon drop?
Just let it fall! - Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing! - Why did the chicken join a band?
Because it had the drumsticks! - What do you call fake spaghetti?
An impasta! - How does a train eat?
It goes chew chew!
12th Birthday Jokes for Daughter:
- Why did the bicycle fall over on your 12th birthday?
It was two-tired from celebrating with you! - Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
They’re all bone and no bite! - What’s a ballerina’s favorite type of bread?
Tippy toe-mato! - Why did the tomato turn red on your birthday?
It saw the salad dressing you made! - Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because it was outstanding in its field, just like you are in everything you do! - How does a snowman celebrate their birthday?
With an ice cream cake, of course! - What’s a cat’s favorite color?
Purr-ple! - Why was the math book happy on your 12th birthday?
It finally got its own “pi”! - Why did the cookie cry?
Because its mom was a wafer too long! - What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot! - Why don’t eggs tell jokes?
They might crack up! - What’s a cheerleader’s favorite fruit?
Pom-pom-granate! - What did one hat say to the other hat?
“Stay here, I’m going on ahead!” - Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants?
In case he got a hole in one! - How do you catch a squirrel?
Climb up a tree and act like a nut!
12th Birthday Jokes for Nephew:
- Why did the bicycle fall over on your 12th birthday?
It couldn’t handle your awesomeness! - What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear, just like you always sweet and playful! - What’s a pirate’s favorite subject?
Arrrithmetic! - Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in the nephew field! - How does a snowman celebrate your birthday?
With frosty fun and icy treats! - Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts… or muscles! - What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh, just like you’re ‘fish-tastically’ cool! - Why was the math book sad on your 12th birthday?
It had too many problems, but you always solve them! - Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw your birthday cake and got excited! - How do you make a lemon drop?
Just let it fall… but not your birthday spirits! - What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef, but you’ve got ‘moo-velous’ energy! - Why did the computer catch a cold?
It left its Windows open! - What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house?
The living room! - Why did the scarecrow blush?
Because the corn told a-maize-ing jokes! - How does a penguin build its house?
Igloos it together, just like your amazing friendships!
12th Birthday Jokes for Niece
- Why did the bicycle fall over on your 12th birthday?
It was trying to keep up with your unstoppable energy! - What’s a ballerina’s favorite dessert?
Tutu-fruiti ice cream! - Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because it was outstanding in its niece field! - How does a snowman celebrate their birthday?
With a flurry of fun and frosty games! - Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts… or muscles, just like you do in every situation! - What do you call a cat who can play the guitar?
A feline-estro! - Why was the math book happy on your 12th birthday?
It finally figured out its fractions and celebrated with you! - Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the cake you baked for your special day! - How do you make a lemon drop?
Just let it fall… into your refreshing lemonade! - What’s a cheerleader’s favorite fruit?
Pom-pom-granate, just like you always cheer everyone up! - Why did the chicken join a band?
Because it had the drumsticks, just like you have the beat of fun wherever you go! - Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants?
In case he got a hole in one, just like you ace everything you do! - What did one hat say to the other hat?
“Stay here, I’m going on ahead… to celebrate your fabulous day!” - How do you catch a squirrel?
Climb up a tree and act like a nut, just like you do, always bringing laughter and joy! - Why don’t eggs tell jokes?
They might crack up, but you’ll always crack us up with your wonderful sense of humor!
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