40th Birthday Jokes for Father
- At 40, a dad’s idea of a wild night is staying up past 9 PM.
- Why did the dad refuse to play hide and seek on his 40th birthday? Because good luck hiding those gray hairs!
- Turning 40 is like leveling up in the game of life – you get more wisdom points and fewer hair points.
- Dad: “I’m 40 now, but I still feel like a kid at heart.” His kids: “That’s because you still tell dad jokes.”
- They say 40 is the new 30. But for dads, it’s more like the new 60 when they try to dance.
- Dad: “I’m not old; I’m just well-seasoned.” His kids: “Like a vintage bottle of ketchup!”
- Why did the dad go to the beach on his 40th birthday? To catch some rays, of course!
- Dad: “I’m in my prime at 40!” His teenage daughter: “Yeah, Prime Dad for telling embarrassing stories.”
- What do you call a dad at 40? Still a dad, just with more dad jokes.
- Dad: “I’m not over the hill; I’m on top of the hill!” His kids: “That’s where we put you, Dad.”
- Why don’t dads worry about getting older? Because they’re too busy worrying about their lawns.
- Dad: “Turning 40 is a piece of cake!” His kids: “Speaking of cake, don’t eat the whole thing, Dad.”
- What’s a dad’s favorite age? 40, because it’s the only time they can say they’re “four-tastic!”
- Dad: “Life begins at 40!” His wife: “And so does your midlife crisis.”
- Why did the dad buy a sports car for his 40th birthday? Because he wanted to feel young again and annoy his kids with loud engines.
- Dad: “I’m not 40; I’m 18 with 22 years of experience!” His kids: “And 22 years of dad jokes.”
- What’s a dad’s secret to looking young at 40? Denial and a good supply of hair dye.
- Dad: “I’m not getting older; I’m getting better!” His kids: “At napping on the couch, maybe.”
- Why did the dad start a garden on his 40th birthday? He heard that’s where all the “dad jokes” grow.
- Dad: “I’m 40 and fabulous!” His kids: “Fabulous at finding the TV remote, maybe.”
- What do you call a dad who turns 40? A quadragenarian who still can’t find his car keys.
- Dad: “I’m not 40; I’m just twice as wise as a 20-year-old!” His kids: “And twice as likely to fall asleep during a movie.”
- Why did the dad invite his friends over for his 40th birthday? Because he needed help remembering where he left his glasses.
- Dad: “They say 40 is the new 30!” His kids: “And you say ‘dad jokes’ are the new comedy.”
- What’s a dad’s favorite 40th birthday gift? A new recliner and a subscription to the “Dad Joke of the Month” club.
- Dad: “I’m not 40; I’m just a teenager with 22 years of experience.” His kids: “And a teenager’s taste in music.”
- Why did the dad go to the beach on his 40th birthday? To show off his dad bod, of course!
- Dad: “Life is a journey, and I’m just getting started!” His kids: “Getting started on your midlife crisis, Dad?”
- What do you call a dad who’s turning 40 and loves to BBQ? A grillmaster in his prime!
- Dad: “I’m 40 but feel 25!” His kids: “And act 70 when it’s time to fix stuff around the house.”
- Why did the dad wear sunglasses to his 40th birthday party? To hide his tears of joy at all the dad jokes.
- Dad: “I’m not old; I’m just retro!” His kids: “Retro like the cassette tapes you refuse to throw away.”
- What’s a dad’s favorite birthday dessert at 40? Dad-livered cake and dad-licious ice cream!
- Dad: “40 is the age of wisdom!” His kids: “Wisdom in finding the TV remote, maybe.”
- Why did the dad buy a toolset for his 40th birthday? Because he heard that real men know how to fix things, even if they never actually do.
- Dad: “Life begins at 40!” His kids: “And ends at 10 PM when you fall asleep on the couch.”
- What’s a dad’s favorite 40th birthday party game? “Pin the Dad Joke on the Kids’ Eyeballs.”
- Dad: “I’m not 40; I’m just 39.95 plus tax!” His kids: “And 100% corny.”
- Why did the dad celebrate his 40th birthday with a big family BBQ? Because he knew it was the only way to bribe everyone into listening to more dad jokes.
40th Birthday Jokes for Mother
- Turning 40 is like upgrading to a new version of yourself – Mom 2.0, now with extra wisdom and grace.
- Why did the mom bring a magnifying glass to her 40th birthday party? To help her find her reading glasses, of course!
- Mom: “I’m 40, but I still feel like a teenager at heart.” Her kids: “That’s because you still ground us for staying out past 9 PM.”
- They say 40 is the new 30 for moms, but it’s more like the new 60 when they try to dance.
- Mom: “I’m not old; I’m just well-preserved.” Her kids: “Like a vintage bottle of organic kombucha!”
- Why did the mom go to the spa on her 40th birthday? Because she wanted to soak away the stress of mom life.
- Mom: “I’m in my prime at 40!” Her teenage son: “Yeah, Prime Mom for embarrassing us on social media.”
- What do you call a mom at 40? Still a mom, just with more experience in managing chaos.
- Mom: “I’m not over the hill; I’m on top of the hill!” Her kids: “That’s where you keep your stash of dark chocolate, right?”
- Why don’t moms worry about getting older? Because they’re too busy worrying about their kids.
- Mom: “Turning 40 is a piece of cake!” Her kids: “Speaking of cake, save us the biggest slice, Mom.”
- What’s a mom’s favorite age? 40, because it’s the only time they can say they’re “forty-licious!”
- Mom: “Life begins at 40!” Her husband: “And so does the ‘mom taxi’ service.”
- Why did the mom buy a new cookbook on her 40th birthday? She heard it had a section on quick, easy recipes for busy moms.
- Mom: “I’m not 40; I’m 18 with 22 years of experience!” Her kids: “And 22 years of giving amazing hugs.”
- What’s a mom’s secret to looking young at 40? A loving family and a good moisturizer.
- Mom: “I’m not getting older; I’m getting wiser!” Her kids: “And better at finding lost socks.”
- Why did the mom invite her friends over for her 40th birthday? Because she needed help blowing out all those candles.
- Mom: “They say 40 is the new 30!” Her kids: “And you say ‘mom jokes’ are the new humor.”
- What do you call a mom who turns 40? A quadragenarian superhero who can find anything you’ve lost.
- Mom: “I’m not 40; I’m just twice as fabulous as a 20-year-old!” Her kids: “And twice as good at telling bedtime stories.”
- Why did the mom start a garden on her 40th birthday? She heard that’s where all the love grows.
- Mom: “I’m 40 and fabulous!” Her kids: “Fabulous at packing the best school lunches, for sure.”
- What’s a mom’s favorite 40th birthday gift? A spa day and a handwritten letter from her children.
- Mom: “I’m not 40; I’m just a teenager with 22 years of experience.” Her kids: “And a teenager’s knack for shopping.”
- Why did the mom wear a tiara to her 40th birthday party? Because every day in the life of a mom is a royal affair.
- Mom: “Life is a journey, and I’m just getting started!” Her kids: “Getting started on baking cookies, we hope.”
- What do you call a mom who’s turning 40 and loves to bake? A master baker in her prime!
- Mom: “40 is the age of wisdom!” Her kids: “Wisdom in choosing the best family movie for movie night.”
- Why did the mom buy a new set of mixing bowls for her 40th birthday? Because she’s a whisk taker!
- Mom: “I’m not old; I’m just retro!” Her kids: “Retro like your favorite ’80s playlist.”
- What’s a mom’s favorite birthday dessert at 40? Mom-made cake and mom-licious ice cream!
- Mom: “40 is the new fabulous!” Her kids: “Fabulous at making the house feel like a home.”
- Why did the mom start a book club on her 40th birthday? Because she wanted an excuse to have a quiet evening with a good book.
- Mom: “Life begins at 40!” Her kids: “And ends at bedtime when you read us a story.”
- What’s a mom’s favorite 40th birthday party game? “Pin the Hug on Mom.”
- Mom: “I’m not 40; I’m just 39.95 plus tax!” Her kids: “And 100% lovable.”
- Why did the mom celebrate her 40th birthday with a big family dinner? Because she knew it was the best way to celebrate with the people she loves.
- Mom: “I’m not 40; I’m 40 and fabulous!” Her kids: “Fabulous at being our amazing mom.”
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