Birthday Gift Puns
- “I got you a belt for your birthday. It’s a waist of a good gift!”
- “I’m ‘cake-ful’ for your birthday!”
- “Let’s taco ’bout your birthday fiesta!”
- “You’re a ‘slice’ above the rest. Happy pizza-themed birthday!”
- “Have an ‘egg-cellent’ birthday!”
- “You’ve aged to perfection! Happy birthday, fine wine.”
- “Your birthday is ‘purr-fect’ly awesome!”
- “Have a ‘berry’ happy birthday!”
- “You’re ‘dough-lightful’! Happy birthday!”
- “You’re a ‘beacon’ of joy on your birthday!”
- “Donut forget to celebrate your special day!”
- “You’re ‘soda-licious’! Cheers to your birthday!”
- “To the ‘butter’ half of my toast, happy birthday!”
- “Have a ‘roaring’ good birthday!”
- “You’re ‘un-frog-gettable’! Hoppy birthday!”
- “You’re ‘purr-etty’ amazing. Happy birthday!”
- “I’m ‘frond’ of you! Happy birthday!”
- “Don’t be ‘shellfish’ on your birthday. Share the joy!”
- “You’re the ‘quill’ to my parchment. Happy birthday!”
- “You’re ‘pasta’ point of no return! Happy birthday!”
- “Your birthday is ‘scent-sational’!”
- “You’re ‘ribbiting’! Happy birthday!”
- “You’re ‘egg-straordinary’! Happy birthday!”
- “You’re a ‘tea-rific’ birthday buddy!”
- “You’re ‘paw-sitively’ fabulous! Happy birthday!”
- “You’re the ‘top dog’ on your birthday!”
- “You’re the ‘wurst’ best friend ever! Happy birthday!”
- “You’re the ‘bun’dle of joy! Happy birthday!”
- “You’re ‘teariffic’ on your birthday!”
- “You’re ‘pup-tastic’! Happy birthday!”
- “You’re ‘dino-mite’! Happy birthday!”
- “You’re ‘hoppy’ to be another year older! Happy birthday!”
- “You’re ‘wine-derful’! Happy birthday!”
- “You’re ‘tea-rrific’! Happy birthday!”
- “You’re ‘un-fur-gettable’! Happy birthday!”
- “You’re ‘snooze-worthy’! Happy birthday!”
- “You’re a ‘hoot’! Happy birthday!”
- “You’re ‘toad-ally’ awesome! Happy birthday!”
- “You’re a ‘maize-ing’ friend. Happy birthday!”
- “You’re ‘s’more’ fun than anyone! Happy birthday!”
- “You’re ‘claw-some’! Happy birthday!”
- “You’re ‘purr-sonally’ my favorite. Happy birthday!”
- “You’re ‘chick-tacular’! Happy birthday!”
- “You’re ‘bubbly’ and bright. Happy birthday!”
- “You’re ‘egg-ceptional’! Happy birthday!”
- “You’re ‘in-credible’! Happy birthday!”
- “You’re ‘pawsome’! Happy birthday!”
- “You’re a ‘grr-eat’ friend! Happy birthday!”
- “You’re ‘whale-y’ awesome! Happy birthday!”
- “You’re ‘bee-utiful’! Happy birthday!”
Birthday Gift Jokes for Siblings
- Why did the birthday cake go to the party alone?
Because it didn’t want any layers! - What do you give a sibling who has everything?
Antibiotics, because they’re always catching your colds! - Why did the computer wish the sibling a happy birthday?
Because it had lots of byte-sized love to share! - What’s a sibling’s favorite kind of music?
Heavy birthday metal! - Why did the sibling eat their birthday cake with a fork?
Because they didn’t want to dessert anyone! - Why did the sibling eat their birthday cards?
They wanted a taste of the best wishes! - Why did the sibling start a band on their birthday?
Because they wanted to hit all the right “chord-es”! - What did one sibling say to the other on their birthday?
“You’ve really aged since last year… about a year!” - What do you get a sibling who loves to read for their birthday?
A happy ending! - Why did the sibling bring a ladder to the party?
They wanted to reach new heights on their birthday! - What do you call a sleeping sibling on their birthday?
A birthday nap-ster! - Why did the sibling get a photo album for their birthday?
Because they wanted to make memories picture perfect! - Why did the sibling bring a plant to the party?
Because they wanted to leaf a good impression on their birthday! - Why did the sibling bring a pencil to their birthday party?
In case they made any mistakes in their birthday plans! - Why was the birthday cake always smiling?
Because it knew it was going to get eaten! - Why was the birthday cake always so calm?
Because it had a lot of “whisk” control! - What did one candle say to the other at the birthday party?
“I’m on fire tonight!” - Why did the sibling refuse to unwrap their birthday presents?
They wanted to savor the moment! - Why did the balloon bring a pin to the party?
Just in case things got too inflated! - Why did the sibling’s birthday party always have good energy?
Because it was always “current”! - Why was the birthday cake always so kind?
Because it had a lot of “batter” upbringing! - Why did the birthday card blush?
Because it saw the gift before the sibling did! - Why did the sibling only eat one slice of cake on their birthday?
They didn’t want to go overboard! - Why did the bicycle get a gift for the sibling’s birthday?
Because it wanted to “pedal” its best wishes! - Why did the sibling’s birthday balloon go to school?
It wanted to be a “balloon-tutor”! - Why did the sibling wear sunglasses at their birthday party?
Because their future is so bright! - What’s a sibling’s favorite kind of joke on their birthday?
A sibling rivalry joke! - Why was the birthday cake always so optimistic?
Because it had a lot of “batter” days ahead! - Why did the sibling put their birthday cake in the freezer?
They wanted to have a cool party! - Why did the pencil wish the sibling a happy birthday?
Because it wanted to leave a lasting impression! - What’s a cake’s favorite song on a sibling’s birthday?
“Slice, Slice, Baby!” - Why did the party hat start dancing at the birthday party?
It had a real “cap”-acity for fun! - Why did the birthday candle go to the gym?
It wanted to be the “fittest” at the party! - Why did the balloon blush on its birthday?
Because it saw the helium tank! - What did one candle say to the other at the birthday party?
“You light up my life!” - Why did the sibling wear a cape to their birthday party?
Because they’re the birthday hero! - Why did the sibling bring a map to their birthday party?
They didn’t want to get lost in the fun! - Why did the birthday card get kicked out of school?
It was too “cheesy”! - What’s a sibling’s favorite type of cake for their birthday?
Anything that’s “siblinglicious”! - Why was the birthday cake so good at solving problems?
It had a lot of “layered” thinking! - Why was the birthday party always so loud?
Because they couldn’t find the “mute” button! - What did one sibling say to the other on their birthday?
“You’re old enough to know better, but still young enough to do it anyway!” - Why did the sibling bring a magnifying glass to the party?
To make sure they didn’t overlook any fun! - What’s a sibling’s favorite type of dessert on their birthday?
Anything with “sibling-dae”! - Why did the balloon bring an umbrella to the birthday party?
It wanted to stay “a-float”! - Why did the sibling invite a time traveler to their birthday party?
They wanted to party like it’s 2099! - Why did the birthday cake go to school?
It wanted to be a “smart cake”! - Why did the sibling get a calendar for their birthday?
To make sure they never missed another birthday! - What’s a cake’s favorite subject in school?
“History of Frosting”! - Why did the sibling bring a telescope to their birthday party?
Because they were shooting for the stars on their special day!
Birthday Gift Jokes for Kids
- Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
Because they don’t have the guts! - What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear! - Why don’t eggs tell jokes?
They might crack up! - What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot! - How does a penguin build its house?
Igloos it together! - What do you call fake spaghetti?
An impasta! - What kind of tree fits in your hand?
A palm tree! - Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing! - Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field! - What did one wall say to the other wall?
“I’ll meet you at the corner!” - How does a snowman get around?
By riding an “icicle”! - Why did the bicycle fall over?
Because it was two-tired! - Why was the math book sad?
Because it had too many problems. - What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
Nacho cheese! - Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts! - How do you catch a squirrel?
Climb up a tree and act like a nut! - Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything! - What’s brown and sticky?
A stick! - Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing! - How does a penguin build its house?
Igloos it together! - Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field! - How do you catch a squirrel?
Climb a tree and act like a nut! - Why did the cow go to space?
Because it wanted to see the moooon! - What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot! - Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts! - How do you make a tissue dance?
You put a little boogie in it! - What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear! - What do you call fake spaghetti?
An impasta! - What’s brown and sticky?
A stick! - How does a penguin build its house?
Igloos it together! - What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog?
Frostbite! - Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing! - What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot! - What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
Nothing, they just waved! - Why did the chicken go to the seance?
To talk to the other side! - What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Frostbite! - What kind of tree fits in your hand?
A palm tree! - Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts! - How do you catch a squirrel?
Climb a tree and act like a nut! - Why was the math book sad?
Because it had too many problems. - What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
Nacho cheese! - Why did the bicycle fall over?
Because it was two-tired! - What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work?
A can’t opener! - Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts! - How do you make a lemon drop?
Just let it fall! - Why was six afraid of seven?
Because seven eight (ate) nine! - What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog?
Frostbite! - What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot! - What do you call fake spaghetti?
An impasta! - Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
Birthday Gift Jokes for Cousins
- Why did the birthday cake go to the doctor?
Because it was feeling crumby! - What do you always get on your birthday?
Another year older and wiser—well, older at least! - What’s a birthday bee’s favorite thing?
Bee-day cake! - Why was the birthday card dancing?
Because it had all the right moves! - Why did the computer take a nap on its birthday?
It didn’t want to get too old, so it went into sleep mode! - What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
Hoppy Birthday! - Why do candles always get invited to birthday parties?
Because they always bring the light! - How does a snowman celebrate a birthday?
With an ice-cream cake! - Why did the tomato turn red at the birthday party?
It saw the salad dressing! - What did one wall say to the other on their birthday?
“I’ll meet you at the corner!” - How did the telephone wish the smartphone a happy birthday?
With a text message, of course! - Why did the scarecrow get invited to the birthday party?
Because he was outstanding in his field! - Why did the bicycle fall over at the birthday party?
It was two-tired! - How did the balloon say hello to the birthday cake?
“Hey there, I’m just full of hot air!” - Why did the math book go to the birthday party?
It heard there would be plenty of problems to solve! - Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants to the birthday party?
In case he got a hole in one! - Why did the chicken join the birthday party?
It heard the cake was “eggcellent”! - Why don’t skeletons ever get invited to birthday parties?
They have no body to go with! - What did the stamp say to the birthday card?
Stick with me, and we’ll go places! - Why did the broom get invited to the birthday party?
It knew how to sweep everyone off their feet! - Why don’t trees ever give birthday gifts?
Because they’re always stumped on what to buy! - What did one wall say to the other wall?
“I’ll meet you at the birthday corner!” - Why was the calendar always excited about birthdays?
It loved the days with lots of dates! - What kind of cake do you get at a rockstar’s birthday party?
A rock and roll cake! - Why did the birthday candle want to be a firefighter?
It loved putting out flames! - Why don’t skeletons celebrate birthdays?
They don’t have the guts! - Why did the tomato turn red at the birthday party?
Because it saw the salad dressing! - Why did the clock get invited to the birthday party?
Because it knew how to “count” the fun! - Why did the cow give a great birthday party?
It was outstanding in its field! - Why don’t scientists ever trust atoms on their birthday?
Because they make up everything! - What did one hat say to the other at the birthday party?
“Stay put, I’m going to get ahead!” - Why don’t oysters ever donate on birthdays?
Because they are shellfish! - Why did the scarecrow get invited to the birthday party?
Because he was outstanding in his field! - What did the big flower say to the little flower on their birthday?
“Bloom where you’re planted!” - Why did the bicycle fall over at the birthday party?
Because it was two-tired! - Why did the math book look sad on its birthday?
It had too many problems! - Why don’t eggs ever tell jokes on their birthday?
They might crack up! - Why did the tomato turn red at the birthday party?
It saw the salad dressing! - What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
Nothing, they just waved at each other! - Why did the teddy bear refuse cake at the birthday party?
It was already stuffed! - What did one wall say to the other wall at the birthday party?
“I’ll meet you at the corner!” - Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants to the birthday party?
In case he got a hole in one! - Why was the calendar always excited about birthdays?
It loved the days with lots of dates! - Why did the scarecrow get invited to the birthday party?
Because he was outstanding in his field! - What did the big flower say to the little flower on their birthday?
“Bloom where you’re planted!” - Why did the bicycle fall over at the birthday party?
Because it was two-tired! - Why did the math book look sad on its birthday?
It had too many problems! - Why don’t eggs ever tell jokes on their birthday?
They might crack up! - Why did the tomato turn red at the birthday party?
It saw the salad dressing! - What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
Nothing, they just waved at each other!
Birthday Gift Jokes for Friends
- Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field! - How does a penguin build its house?
Igloos it together! - Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts! - What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot! - How does a snowman get around?
By riding an “icicle”! - Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything! - What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work?
A can’t opener! - Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing! - Why did the math book look sad?
Because it had too many problems! - What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
Nothing, they just waved! - Why don’t skeletons fight at the playground?
They don’t have the stomach for it! - What do you call fake spaghetti?
An impasta! - Why don’t eggs tell jokes?
They might crack up! - How does a penguin build its house?
Igloos it together! - What did one hat say to the other hat?
Stay here, I’m going on ahead! - Why did the bicycle fall over?
Because it was two-tired! - What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh! - Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts! - What do you call a sleeping bull?
A bulldozer! - What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear! - Why did the coffee file a police report?
It got mugged! - How do you organize a space party?
You “planet”! - What’s brown and sticky?
A stick! - Why did the scarecrow become a successful politician?
Because he was outstanding in his field of straw polls! - Why don’t seagulls fly over the bay?
Because then they’d be bagels! - What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
Nacho cheese! - Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing! - Why did the chicken join a band?
Because it had the drumsticks! - Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field! - How do you make holy water?
You boil the hell out of it! - Why did the bicycle fall over?
Because it was two-tired! - Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts! - What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta! - What do you call a pile of cats?
A meowtain! - Why don’t skeletons fight at the playground?
They don’t have the stomach for it! - How does a penguin build its house?
Igloos it together! - What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh! - Why don’t eggs tell jokes?
They might crack up! - What do you call a sleeping bull?
A bulldozer! - What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear! - What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot! - Why did the math book look sad?
Because it had too many problems! - Why did the coffee file a police report?
It got mugged! - How do you organize a space party?
You “planet”! - What’s brown and sticky?
A stick! - What did one hat say to the other hat?
Stay here, I’m going on ahead! - Why don’t seagulls fly over the bay?
Because then they’d be bagels! - What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
Nacho cheese! - Why did the chicken join a band?
Because it had the drumsticks! - Why did the scarecrow become a successful politician?
Because he was outstanding in his field of straw polls!
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