Birthday Knock Knock Jokes For Adults
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Birthday.
Birthday who?
Birthday presents keep coming if you keep opening! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive your birthday wishes come true! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dewey.
Dewey who?
Dewey have to have birthdays every year? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Atch.
Atch who?
Atch your age this year? Happy Birthday! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cows.
Cows who?
Cows it going? Heard it’s your birthday! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alpaca.
Alpaca who?
Alpaca the cake, let’s party! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce celebrate your birthday with cake! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
Tank you for inviting me to your birthday bash! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up and blow out your birthday candles! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time for your birthday extravaganza! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Aisle.
Aisle who?
Aisle be there to celebrate your birthday! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Carmen.
Carmen who?
Carmen your way, it’s time for a birthday fiesta! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Otto.
Otto who?
Otto know how old you are, but happy birthday anyway! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wooden shoe.
Wooden shoe who?
Wooden shoe like to join the birthday festivities? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Amish.
Amish who?
Amish you a happy birthday, my friend! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cow says.
Cow says who?
No silly, a cow says, “Happy Moo-thday!” - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Doris.
Doris who?
Doris locked, that’s why I’m knocking. Happy birthday! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in and eat cake to celebrate your birthday! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cargo.
Cargo who?
Cargo beep, beep, it’s your birthday delivery! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Norma Lee.
Norma Lee who?
Norma Lee, I don’t usually tell jokes, but happy birthday! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Aida.
Aida who?
Aida cake and ice cream for your birthday! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Iva.
Iva who?
Iva sore arm from all the birthday hugs! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Butter.
Butter who?
Butter blow out those candles quick! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wendy.
Wendy who?
Wendy you blow out your candles, make a wish! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dewey.
Dewey who?
Dewey have to count the years? Happy birthday! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Mikey.
Mikey who?
Mikey likes your birthday cake! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Juan.
Juan who?
Juan-t to wish you a happy birthday! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up, let’s cut the cake – it’s your birthday! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ken.
Ken who?
Ken you believe another birthday is here? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Noah.
Noah who?
Noah better way to celebrate than a fantastic birthday party
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce celebrate your special day! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Mikey.
Mikey who?
Mikey isn’t getting any younger. Happy birthday! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Atch.
Atch who?
Bless you! You’re one year older today! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don’t cry, it’s just your birthday! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cows go.
Cows go who?
No silly, cows go mooo! Happy birthday! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you and your birthday wishes! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Howard.
Howard who?
Howard you like to celebrate your birthday? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce party like it’s your birthday! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wooden shoe.
Wooden shoe who?
Wooden shoe like to wish you a happy birthday? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ice cream.
Ice cream who?
Ice cream every time I see cake on your birthday! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
Tank goodness it’s your birthday! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Butch, Jimmy, and Joe.
Butch, Jimmy, and Joe who?
Butch your cake and eat it, Jimmy’s bringing ice cream, and Joe’s got the presents – let’s party! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alpaca.
Alpaca who?
Alpaca the confetti, it’s your birthday! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up and make a wish – it’s your birthday! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce make your birthday a day to remember! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Disco.
Disco who?
Disco-vering your true age is a party game we’re not playing today. Happy birthday! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you and your fantastic birthday! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cow says.
Cow says who?
Cow says mooooo-ve over, it’s your special day! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Peas.
Peas who?
Peas be my birthday buddy and have a great day! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don’t be sad, it’s your birthday! Let’s have some fun. - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time for your birthday party! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you need for an amazing birthday is right here! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce celebrate your awesomeness on this special day! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Who.
Who who?
Who’s ready to party? You are – it’s your birthday! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Butter.
Butter who?
Butter blow out those candles, it’s your birthday! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive your friends wish you a happy birthday! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Atch.
Atch who?
Atch a big breath and make a wish – it’s your birthday! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Norma Lee.
Norma Lee who?
Normally I don’t tell jokes, but it’s your special day, so why not? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Happy.
Happy who?
Happy birthday to you, that’s who!
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