21st Birthday Jokes

21st Birthday Jokes for Son

• Why did the computer take its son to a bar? It needed to byte some data!
• Turning 21 is a lot like driving a car. You don’t want to go too fast, but you can finally shift into the higher gears!
• What’s a 21-year-old’s favorite exercise? Lifting their birthday cake!
• Why did the tomato turn red at the party? It saw the salad dressing!
• What did the buffalo say to his son on his 21st birthday? Bison!
• What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta!
• Turning 21 is like discovering the cheat codes to adulthood. Use them wisely!
• What do you call cheese that’s not yours? Nacho cheese!
• Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts!
• Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
• I would tell you a construction joke, but I’m still working on that one.
• How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!
• What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!
• Parallel lines have so much in common… it’s a shame they’ll never meet.
• Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
• How does a penguin keep its house cool? Igloos it down!
• Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems.
• I told my computer I needed a break, and now it won’t stop sending me vacation ads.
• How does a snowman get around? By riding an “icicle”!
• Why did the tomato turn green? Because it saw the salad dressing!
• What did one hat say to the other? Stay here, I’m going on a head!
• Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants? In case he got a hole in one!
• What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain!
• Parallel lines have so much in common… it’s a shame they’ll never intersect.
• Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field of corn!
• How do you catch a squirrel? Climb up a tree and act like a nut!
• What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? Arrr, it’s the sea!
• I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already.
• Did you hear about the kidnapping at the park? They woke up!
• Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts!

21st Birthday Jokes Daughter

• What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta!
• Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts!
• How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!
• I told my computer I needed a break, but it kept sending me Kit-Kats.
• What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!
• How do you catch a squirrel? Climb up a tree and act like a nut!
• What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
• What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved.
• Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts!
• Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
• What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener!
• Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired!
• How do you organize a space party? You “planet”!
• I would tell you a joke about an elevator, but it’s an uplifting experience.
• Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks!
• What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!
• What’s brown and sticky? A stick!
• Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
• Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts!
• Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They might crack up!
• How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!
• Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants? In case he got a hole in one!
• Did you hear about the kidnapping at the park? They woke up!
• What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud!
• Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.
• Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
• Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
• I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
• Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts!

21st Birthday Jokes  for Girl

• Why did the girl bring a ladder to her 21st birthday party? Because she wanted to reach new heights!
• What do you call a 21-year-old who can’t handle her liquor? A “wine-derwoman”!
• Why did the tomato turn red at the 21st birthday party? Because it saw the salad dressing!
• Why did the girl go to a party on her 21st birthday? It was a “pour” decision!
• What did one candle say to the other on the birthday cake? “Don’t worry, we’ll get lit at 21!”
• Why did the girl get a cake for her 21st birthday? Because she wanted to have her cake and “eat it too”!
• How does a 21-year-old girl count her cash on her birthday? “1 tequila, 2 tequila, 3 tequila… floor!”
• Why did the girl bring an umbrella to her 21st birthday party? She wanted to make it a “pour-tay”!
• What’s a 21-year-old’s favorite type of music? Hip-hop and “shots”!
• Why did the girl invite her printer to the 21st birthday party? Because she heard it had a “paper” good time!
• What do you call a 21-year-old who loves baking? A “whisk-taker”!
• How does a 21-year-old girl take her coffee on her birthday? With a shot of birthday joy!
• Why did the girl bring a map to her 21st birthday? She wanted to find the “party-land”!
• Why did the girl bring a ladder to her 21st birthday party? She wanted to “raise the bar”!
• What did the stamp say to the envelope at the 21st birthday party? “Stick with me, we’ll have a stampede!”
• Why did the girl wear a sweater to her 21st birthday party? Because she wanted to be a “cool” cat!
• How does a 21-year-old girl count her blessings on her birthday? With shots of gratitude!
• Why did the girl bring a calendar to her 21st birthday party? Because she wanted to “turn up” the dates!
• What did the tie say to the hat at the 21st birthday party? “You’ve got a ‘head’ start on the celebration!”
• Why did the girl bring a fan to her 21st birthday party? She wanted to “blow” the candles out in style!
• Why was the math book excited for the 21st birthday party? Because it knew there’d be “a lot of integers”!
• Why did the girl bring a belt to her 21st birthday party? Because she wanted to “buckle” up for a great time!
• Why did the 21-year-old bring a pencil to her birthday party? She wanted to “draw” the crowd in!
• Why did the girl bring a flute to her 21st birthday party? She wanted to “toot” her own horn!
• Why did the girl bring sunglasses to her 21st birthday party? Because her future was looking too bright!
• What did the fish say at the 21st birthday party? “Cheers to a ‘fin-tastic’ celebration!”
• Why did the girl bring a broom to her 21st birthday party? She wanted to “sweep” everyone off their feet!
• Why did the girl bring a map to her 21st birthday party? She wanted to “navigate” her way to a great time!
• Why did the girl bring a spoon to her 21st birthday party? Because she wanted to “stir up” some fun!
• Why did the girl bring a book to her 21st birthday party? Because she knew it would be a “page-turner” of a celebration!

21st Birthday Jokes for Boy

• “You’re officially an adult now. Don’t worry, it’s not as fun as it sounds.”
• “Welcome to the ‘fun’ side of adulthood. It’s basically just paying bills and pretending to have it all together.”
• “At 21, you can now legally do all the things you’ve been doing for years, just with a fancy ID.”
• “They say age is just a number, but you can finally rent a car at this number.”
• “Cheers to 21 years of making questionable decisions. Here’s to many more!”
• “You’re 21, which means you can now buy alcohol legally. But remember, with great power comes great responsibility… and hangovers.”
• “You’re not getting older; you’re just increasing in value, like a fine wine.”
• “Now that you’re 21, you can finally play the ‘I’m too old for this’ card whenever you want.”
• “You’re no longer a teenager. It’s time to start adulting, or at least pretending to.”
• “Happy 21st! May your life be as fantastic as your fake ID always said it was.”
• “Turning 21 is like leveling up in the game of life. May your stats continue to improve!”
• “Remember, age is merely the number of years the world has been enjoying you. Keep up the good work!”
• “They say 21 is the age of responsibility. Just don’t take that too seriously tonight.”
• “You’re officially old enough to know better but young enough to do it anyway.”
• “Congratulations on 21 years of awesomeness. May your future be even more epic.”
• “You’re now legally allowed to do all the things you’ve been doing illegally for years.”
• “At 21, you have the key to the world. Use it wisely… and remember to lock your door at night.”
• “21 is the age when you start to realize that ‘adulting’ is just a fancy word for ‘making it up as you go.'”
• “They say wisdom comes with age, but I’m still waiting for it to show up.”
• “Happy 21st! Time to trade in your juice boxes for something a little stronger.”
• “You’ve reached an age where you can’t hide your excitement for getting socks as a gift anymore.”
• “Cheers to 21 years of being fabulous! Now let’s get this party started.”
• “Congratulations on reaching an age where your back goes out more often than you do.”
• “You’re 21 now, which means you can officially use the phrase, ‘I’m too old for this.'”
• “Don’t worry about getting older; you’re like a fine wine – getting better with age!”
• “The good news is that you’re 21 now. The bad news is that you’re officially old enough to have a midlife crisis.”
• “You’ve aged like a fine wine, or at least like a cheese that’s been left out too long. Cheers!”
• “At 21, you can now legally do all the things you’ve been doing illegally for years. Party responsibly!”
• “You’re 21, so remember to drink responsibly – by which I mean don’t spill your drink.”
• “Here’s to 21 years of being awesome! May your future be filled with even more laughter and good times.”

21st Birthday Jokes for Friend

• Why did the birthday cake get invited to all the parties? Because it was a real slice of fun!
• What do you call a fish with a bow tie on its birthday? SoFISHticated!
• How do you know you’re getting old? You bend down to tie your shoe and wonder what else you can do while you’re down there.
• What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!
• Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus!
• Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts!
• How do you catch a squirrel? Climb up a tree and act like a nut!
• What did one hat say to the other? Stay here, I’m going on ahead!
• What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backward? A receding hare-line!
• Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
• How do you organize a space party? You “planet”!
• What did one wall say to the other wall? “I’ll meet you at the corner!”
• What did one plate say to the other plate? “Lunch is on me!”
• Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts!
• What’s a tree’s favorite drink? Root beer!
• Did you hear about the kidnapping at the park? They woke up!
• What’s orange and rolls down a hill? A snowball on a sunny day!
• What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room!
• What did one hat say to the other? Stay here, I’m going on a head!
• What’s brown and sticky? A stick!
• Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
• What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved!
• Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.
• What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite.
• How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!
• What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta!
• What did one elevator say to the other elevator? “I think I’m coming down with something!”
• Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts!
• Did you hear about the fire at the circus? It was in tents!
• Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!

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