Funny Cat Birthday Jokes
- Why did the cat bring a ladder to the birthday party?
Because it wanted to reach purr-fection! - What do you call a cat’s favorite dessert on its birthday?
Mice cream cake! - How did the cat celebrate its birthday?
It threw a pawsome purr-ty! - What did the cat say to the birthday cake?
You’ve got to be kitten me! You’re not a real mouse! - Why don’t cats ever get birthday presents?
Because every day is a gift when you’re a cat! - What do you call a cat who just won the lottery on its birthday?
A meow-millionaire! - Why did the cat wear a party hat to the birthday bash?
It wanted to be the purr-ty animal! - Why did the cat eat its birthday card?
It thought it said “tuna” instead of “to you”! - How does a cat enjoy its birthday party?
It whiskers away the hours, of course! - What did one birthday cat say to the other?
Let’s paw-ty ’til we can’t pounce anymore! - Why did the cat sit next to the birthday cake?
It wanted to have its cake and eat it too! - What do you sing to a cat on its birthday?
“Happy Purrr-thday to You!” - How do cats say “Happy Birthday” to their humans?
They give them a paw-ty! - What do you call a cat’s favorite dessert on its birthday?
Mice cream cake! - What did the cat get for its birthday?
A cat-tastic present! - Why did the cat invite all its friends to the birthday party?
Because it wanted a pawsome celebration! - What do you call a cat that was born on your birthday?
Your purr-sonal purr-sent! - How did the cat celebrate its birthday?
It had a meow-velous time! - Why did the cat bring a ladder to the birthday party?
Because it heard the cake was on the top shelf! - What’s a cat’s favorite birthday game?
Musical litter boxes! - Why did the cat bring a bell to the birthday party?
Because it wanted to ring in the purr-fect day! - What do you give a cat for its birthday?
A pawsitively amazing gift! - Why did the cat wear a party hat to the birthday party?
Because it wanted to be the cat of the hour! - What do you call a cat’s birthday wish?
A purr-fect dream! - How do cats stay cool at their birthday parties?
They use their purr-fans! - What did the cat say when it opened its birthday presents?
“You’ve got to be kitten me! These are purr-fect!” - Why did the cat bring a fish to the birthday party?
Because it wanted to have a fish-tive time! - What’s a cat’s favorite birthday song?
“Three Little Kittens”! - How do cats make sure their birthday party is a success?
They plan it purr-fectly! - What did the cat get as a birthday gift from its fellow felines?
A cat-astrophic surprise! - What’s a cat’s favorite kind of music for its birthday party?
Mew-sic! - How does a cat count its birthday candles?
It uses its purr-spective! - Why did the cat hide under the table at its birthday party?
Because it was a little shy and wanted to paw-ty in private! - What’s a cat’s favorite part of the birthday party?
The cata-cakes, of course! - What do you call a cat’s birthday cake?
A meow-velous masterpiece! - How does a cat thank you for coming to its birthday party?
It purrs-sents you with a special gift! - What’s a cat’s favorite way to blow out birthday candles?
By purring with all its might! - Why did the cat bring a feather to the birthday party?
To tickle everyone’s funny bone! - How do you know it’s a cat’s birthday?
You’ll find fur-tastic decorations everywhere! - What do you get when you cross a cat with a birthday cake?
A purr-ty animal! - What did the cat say to its friends at the birthday party?
“Let’s paw-ty till we can’t meow anymore!” - Why did the cat refuse to share its birthday cake?
Because it’s the cat’s meow! - What’s a cat’s favorite birthday movie?
“The Purr-suit of Happyness”! - How does a cat open its birthday presents?
With its claws of excitement! - What’s a cat’s favorite game to play at its birthday party?
Pin the Tail on the Mouse! - Why did the cat bring a ball of yarn to the birthday party?
In case it got bored! - What do you call a cat who loves to dance at its birthday party?
The meow-boogie! - How do cats say “Thank you for coming” at their birthday party?
They give a gentle head-butt! - What’s a cat’s favorite part of a birthday party?
The purr-fectly wrapped presents! - Why did the cat put on sunglasses at its birthday party?
To hide from the paw-parazzi!
Cat Happy Birthday Jokes
- Why did the cat throw a party on its birthday?
Because it wanted to purr-ty all night long! - What do you call a pile of kittens on their birthday?
A meowtain of birthday wishes! - How does a cat celebrate its 21st birthday?
It throws a purr-ty and raises its paw-s for a toast! - Why did the cat invite all its feline friends to its birthday?
It wanted to have a paw-some gathering! - What do you give a cat on its birthday?
Mice cream and a fur-tastic time! - How does a cat like to receive birthday gifts?
In purr-sentation mode! - What did the cat say to its birthday cake?
“You’ve got to be kitten me, this is the purr-fect treat!” - Why did the cat invite the birds to its birthday party?
Because it wanted a feather in its paw-ty hat! - What’s a cat’s favorite type of birthday party?
A meowtain-top celebration! - Why did the cat bring a scratching post to the birthday party?
To have a purr-fectly good time! - How does a cat party on its birthday?
It puts on its whiskers and lets the fur fly! - Why don’t cats ever forget their birthdays?
Because it’s always on their purr-sonal calendar! - What do you call a cat’s birthday song?
Meow-sical chairs! - Why was the cat so excited about its birthday?
It knew it would get to play with all its pawsibilities! - How does a cat blow out the candles on its birthday cake?
With purr-severance! - What’s a cat’s favorite part of the birthday meal?
The purr-desserts, of course! - What do you say to a cat on its birthday?
“Have a paw-sitively purr-fect day!” - How does a cat respond to birthday presents?
With a purr of appreciation! - Why did the cat wear a party hat on its birthday?
Because it wanted to be the purr-ty animal! - What’s a cat’s wish on its birthday?
“May my nap times be long, and my treats be endless!” - Why did the cat bring a ladder to the birthday party?
Because it wanted to get to the cake on the highest shelf! - What did the cat say to the mouse on its birthday?
“You’re looking gouda today!” - How do you know when it’s a cat’s birthday?
They start whisker-ing about it for weeks! - What’s a cat’s favorite birthday dessert?
Mice cream cake! - Why did the cat bring a gift to the birthday party?
Because it didn’t want to be a “paw-ty” pooper! - What do you sing to a cat on its birthday?
“Meow-day to you, meow-day to you…” - What do you call a cat’s birthday celebration?
A “purr-ty”! - How do cats stay cool at their birthday party?
They use their “purr-sonal” fans! - Why was the cat so good at the birthday card game?
Because it had the best “purr-suasion” skills! - What did one cat say to the other on its birthday?
“I’m not kitten around, you’re the cat’s meow!” - What’s a cat’s favorite game to play at its birthday party?
Musical laps! - What do you give a cat for its birthday?
A “purr-fect” gift! - How do cats celebrate their birthdays in the wild?
They have a “mewsical” gathering! - What’s a cat’s favorite type of music on its birthday?
Heavy metal…literally! - Why did the cat invite all its friends to the birthday party?
Because it didn’t want to feel “claw-strophobic”! - How does a cat thank you for the birthday gift?
With a “purr-sonal” thank-you card! - What do you call a cat who steals the birthday cake?
A whisker-swiper! - Why did the cat refuse to wear a party hat at its birthday party?
Because it didn’t want to mess up its “purr-fect” hair! - What did one cat say to the other at the birthday celebration?
“Let’s paw-ty like it’s your purr-thday!” - What’s a cat’s favorite place to go on its birthday?
The “meow-seum”!
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