Little Kids Birthday Jokes
- Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field! - What do you call fake spaghetti?
An impasta! - Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing! - How do you catch a squirrel?
Climb up a tree and act like a nut! - What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh! - Why did the math book look sad?
Because it had too many problems. - How does a snowman get around?
By riding an “icicle”! - What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
Nacho cheese! - Why was the broom late?
It overswept! - What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog?
Frostbite! - Why did the bicycle fall over?
Because it was two-tired! - What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear! - Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts! - What did one wall say to the other wall?
“I’ll meet you at the corner!” - What did one hat say to the other hat?
“Stay here, I’m going on ahead!” - Why was six afraid of seven?
Because seven eight (ate) nine! - What do you call a sleeping bull?
A bulldozer! - Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts! - How does a penguin build its house?
Igloos it together! - What did one plate say to the other plate?
“Lunch is on me!” - How does a banana answer the phone?
Yellow! - Why don’t eggs tell jokes?
They might crack up! - Why did the banana go out with the prune?
Because it couldn’t find a date! - What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot! - What’s brown and sticky?
A stick! - Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing! - Why did the chicken go to the party?
Because it wanted to be a “hen”-tertainer! - What do you get when you cross a vampire with a snowman?
Frostbite! - What’s a cat’s favorite color?
Purrrr-ple! - Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants?
In case he got a hole in one!
Kids Friendly Birthday Jokes
- Why did the cake go to the party alone?
Because it didn’t want to be a party pooper! - What’s a balloon’s favorite type of music?
Pop! - What do you get when you cross a birthday cake and a soft drink?
Your birthday fizz! - Why did the computer wish someone a happy birthday?
Because it had too many byte-sized cakes! - Why did the tomato turn red at the birthday party?
It saw the salad dressing! - Why did the scarecrow get invited to the birthday party?
Because he was outstanding in his field! - What kind of birthday cake do ghosts prefer?
I-scream cake! - Why did the math book look sad at the birthday party?
Because it had too many problems! - Why did the birthday card get a punishment?
It was too tearable! - How do you make a tissue dance at a birthday party?
You put a little boogie in it! - What did one candle say to the other?
“Don’t birthdays just burn you up?” - Why did the teddy bear refuse a slice of birthday cake?
Because it was already stuffed! - Why did the banana go out with the prune to the birthday party?
Because it couldn’t find a date! - Why don’t skeletons fight at birthday parties?
They don’t have the guts! - What did the big flower say to the little flower on its birthday?
“Bloom where you’re planted!” - Why did the bicycle fall over at the birthday party?
It was two-tired! - What do you call a pile of cats at a birthday party?
A meowtain! - Why don’t eggs tell jokes at birthday parties?
Because they might crack up! - Why did the tomato turn to the mushroom at the party?
Because it wanted to ketchup! - Why did the broom get invited to the birthday party?
Because it was a sweeper hit! - What’s a balloon’s favorite sport?
Volley-balloon! - Why did the fish bring a suitcase to the birthday party?
Because it wanted to make a splash! - Why did the music teacher go to the birthday party?
To sing “Happy Beethoven”! - Why don’t skeletons fight at birthday parties?
They don’t have the guts! - Why did the chicken join the birthday party?
It wanted to get a peck at the cake! - Why did the birthday cake go to the doctor?
It was feeling a little crumby! - Why did the birthday cake go to the gym?
To work off those extra layers! - Why did the pencil go to the birthday party?
To write a “pointed” birthday message! - Why did the bee go to the birthday party?
To wish the birthday kid a “buzzing” good time! - What did one wall say to the other wall at the birthday party?
“I’ll meet you at the corner!”
Birthday Jokes for 5 years old
- Why did the birthday cake go to the doctor?
Because it felt crumby! - What do you get when you cross a birthday cake and a snowman?
Frosting and snowflakes! - Why did the balloon bring a present to the birthday party?
Because it wanted to be the “life of the party”! - What’s a balloon’s favorite birthday treat?
Popcorn! - What did the big candle say to the little candle?
“Don’t burn out before the party starts!” - Why did the orange stop in the middle of the birthday party?
It ran out of juice! - Why did the tomato turn red at the party?
It saw the salad dressing! - What did the ocean say to the birthday cake?
Nothing, it just waved! - What kind of music do balloons hate?
Pop music! - Why did the crayon go to the birthday party?
It wanted to color the fun! - What do you call a pile of cats at a birthday party?
A meowtain! - Why did the teddy bear refuse a slice of birthday cake?
It was stuffed! - What did one wall say to the other wall at the party?
“I’ll meet you at the corner!” - How do you catch a squirrel at a birthday party?
Climb up a tree and act like a nut! - What’s a unicorn’s favorite part of a birthday party?
The magical moments! - Why was the birthday balloon always so happy?
Because it had a lot of hot air! - What’s a scarecrow’s favorite birthday game?
“Bobbing for crows!” - Why did the tomato turn into a superhero at the party?
Because it wanted to ketchup with the fun! - What did one plate say to the other plate at the party?
“Lunch is on me!” - Why did the banana wear a party hat?
Because it wanted to split the fun! - What kind of party does a snowman have in the summer?
A melt-down party! - What do you call a sleeping bull at a birthday party?
A bulldozer! - What do you get when you cross a fish with a birthday cake?
A “carp-di-licious” treat! - Why was the math book sad at the party?
It had too many problems! - Why did the dog bring a pencil to the party?
It wanted to be a party pooper! - What’s a ghost’s favorite part of a birthday party?
The boo-thday cake! - Why did the chicken go to the birthday party?
It wanted to “wing” it! - What did one hat say to the other hat at the party?
“Stay on top of things!” - What do you call a sleeping pizza at a birthday party?
A “crust”-buster! - Why did the bicycle stand by itself at the party?
Because it was “two-tired” to participate!
Birthday Jokes for 6 years old
- Why did the cow go to space on its birthday?
Because it wanted to see the moooon! - What did one wall say to the other wall?
“I’ll meet you at the corner!” - Why don’t skeletons fight at birthday parties?
They don’t have the guts! - What do you call a pile of cats?
A meowtain! - What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot! - What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog?
Frostbite! - Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing! - What did the big flower say to the little flower?
“Hi, bud!” - Why did the chicken go to the birthday party?
To do the chicken dance! - Why was the math book sad?
Because it had too many problems. - How does a snowman get around?
By riding an “icicle”! - Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
Because it was feeling crumby! - What do you call fake spaghetti?
An “impasta”! - Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts! - How do you catch a squirrel?
Climb up a tree and act like a nut! - What’s a pirate’s favorite letter?
Arrr! - Why don’t eggs tell each other secrets?
They might crack up! - How does a penguin build its house?
Igloos it together! - Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field! - How do you catch a fish?
Have someone throw it to you! - What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear! - Why did the banana go to the party alone?
Because it had to split! - How do you make a lemon drop?
Just let it fall! - What do you call a sleeping bull?
A bulldozer! - What’s a cow’s favorite day?
Moo-nday! - What kind of tree fits in your hand?
A palm tree! - What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Frostbite! - Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts! - What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot! - Why did the computer catch a cold?
It left its Windows open!
Birthday Jokes for 7 years old
- Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing! - What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit?
Blood oranges! - How does a snowman get around?
By riding an “icicle”! - What did one wall say to the other wall?
“I’ll meet you at the corner!” - Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts! - How does a penguin build its house?
Igloos it together! - What’s a pirate’s favorite letter?
Arrr, you’d think it’s the ‘R’ but it’s the ‘C’! - Why did the chicken go to the seance?
To talk to the other side! - What do you call fake spaghetti?
An impasta! - How does a lion greet other animals?
Paws and effect! - What did the baby corn say to the mama corn?
“Where’s popcorn?” - Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field! - Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts! - What kind of tree fits in your hand?
A palm tree! - Why did the cow go to space?
It wanted to see the moooon! - What did one hat say to the other?
Stay here, I’m going on ahead! - Why did the banana go out with the prune?
Because it couldn’t find a date! - How does a train eat? It goes chew chew!
- Why did the tomato turn red? Because
it saw the salad dressing! - What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
Nothing, they just waved! - Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts! - How do you catch a squirrel?
Climb up a tree and act like a nut! - What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog?
Frostbite! - Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts! - What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear! - What’s brown and sticky?
A stick! - How do you make a lemon drop?
Just let it fall! - Why did the computer catch a cold?
It left its Windows open! - What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh! - Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
Birthday Jokes for 8 years old
- Why did the candle go to the birthday party?
Because it wanted to get lit! - What did one birthday cake say to the other?
“You take the icing, and I’ll take the candles!” - Why did the birthday boy bring a ladder to the party?
Because he wanted to go to new heights! - What did one wall say to the other wall at the birthday party?
“I’ll meet you at the corner!” - How do you know your birthday party is at a haunted house?
When the cake says, “Boo!” - What kind of birthday cake do you get at the beach?
Sandy cake! - What did one balloon say to the other at the birthday party?
“You blow me away!” - Why did the birthday boy put his cake in the freezer?
Because he wanted an ice-cream cake! - What did the cake say to the fork?
“You want a piece of me?” - How does a lion wish you a happy birthday?
“Have a roaring good time!” - Why did the birthday boy bring a ladder to the party?
Because he wanted to go to new heights! - What do you get when you cross a birthday cake and a pirate?
A party with lots of booty! - What’s a monster’s favorite part of a birthday party?
The “ghoul”d time! - Why was the math book sad on its birthday?
Because it had too many problems! - What did one plate say to the other at the party?
“Lunch is on me!” - What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert at a birthday party?
“Boo-berry” pie! - What did the cake say to the fork?
“You want a piece of me?” - Why did the birthday balloon bring a sweater to the party?
Because it was a little “air”-y! - What did one candle say to the other?
“Don’t birthdays just burn you up?” - Why did the teddy bear refuse any birthday cake?
Because it was already stuffed! - What kind of music do balloons hate at a birthday party?
Pop music! - Why did the tomato turn red at the birthday party?
Because it saw the salad dressing! - What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit at a birthday party?
A “blood” orange! - What did one gift say to the other gift?
“You’re a wrap star!” - Why did the computer go to the birthday party?
Because it wanted to have byte! - What did one wall say to the other wall at the birthday party?
“I’ll meet you at the corner!” - What’s a superhero’s favorite part of a birthday party?
The “cake”apé! - How does a snowman celebrate a summer birthday?
With a meltdown! - What did the grape say when it got stepped on at the party?
“Nothing, it just let out a little whine!” - Why did the birthday boy put his cake in the oven?
Because he wanted to have a hot date!
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