30th Birthday Funny Quotes for Girlfriend
- “You’re not 30, you’re 18 with 12 years of experience!”
- “Life begins at 30… but so do the backaches and the ‘Is it too late to change careers?’ thoughts.”
- “Welcome to the 30s, where ‘all-nighter’ means staying up until 9 PM.”
- “30 is just 3 perfect 10s… Well, kind of!”
- “At 30, you’ve officially reached the ‘Can’t stay up past 10 PM’ club.”
- “Don’t worry, you’re not old, you’re just retro.”
- “They say life begins at 30, but I’m still waiting for the instruction manual.”
- “30: The age when you start pulling muscles doing absolutely nothing.”
- “30 and fabulous… just like a fine wine gone a little bit vinegar.”
- “Congrats on surviving three decades of being fabulous and hilarious!”
- “Don’t worry, you’re not 30. You’re just a 29-year-old with experience!”
- “30 is the new 20, but with better judgment and more money (hopefully).”
- “You’re not old, you’re just 30-licious!”
- “30 is the age where your back goes out more than you do.”
- “Turning 30 is just leveling up in the game of life, with more responsibilities and fewer cheat codes.”
- “In dog years, you’d only be 4. So, basically, you’re still a puppy.”
- “Life at 30: 90% wondering where you left your keys, 10% wondering what you did with your 20s.”
- “30: The age when ‘FOMO’ becomes ‘FOMT’ (Fear of Missing Teatime).”
- “At 30, you can finally start using ‘I’m too old for this’ as a valid excuse.”
- “30 is the age where you start looking for your phone while you’re talking on it.”
30th Birthday Funny Jokes for Girlfriend
- I asked my 30-year-old friend if he felt old. He said, “No, but my back is on a different page of the calendar.”
- Why don’t skeletons fight each other when they turn 30? They don’t have the guts!
- Why did the math book look sad on your 30th birthday? It had too many ‘X’s and not enough ‘Y’s!
- Why did the scarecrow get promoted on its 30th birthday? Because it was outstanding in its field for three decades!
- What did one candle say to the other on the birthday cake at 30? “Don’t worry, I’m just a little burned out!”
- What do you call someone in their 30s who still can’t make a cup of tea? Steeped in denial!
- Why did the golfer bring extra pants to his 30th birthday party? Just in case he got a hole in one!
- How does a 30-year-old computer programmer party? He writes code and bugs the guests!
- Why don’t 30-year-olds play hide and seek? Good luck hiding when your knees crack like fireworks!
- Why don’t 30-year-olds ever tell secrets on a farm? Too many eavesdropping cows!
- Why did the tomato blush on its 30th birthday? Because it couldn’t ketchup with its youth!
- Why did the bicycle fall over at 30? It was two-tired of being 29!
- How does a 30-year-old count her blessings? One wrinkle at a time!
- Why did the smartphone apply for AARP at 30? It was getting too many gray apps!
- Why did the broom take a nap at 30? It was just sweeping its 20s goodbye!
- What do you call someone in their 30s who laughs at their own jokes? Hilarious… at least to themselves!
- Why did the coffee file a police report at 30? It got mugged every morning!
- Why did the scarecrow win an award at 30? Because he was outstanding in his field… for three decades!
- Why was the math book sad at 30? It had too many problems and not enough solutions!
September 24, 2023