Birthday Jokes For Brother

Birthday Jokes For Brother from Brother

• Why don’t skeletons fight each other on your birthday?
  Because they don’t have the guts like we do, bro!
• How does a birthday cake wish you happy birthday?
  It says, “Have your cake and eat it too—just like today!”
• What did one candle say to the other on your cake?
  “Hey, you’re getting a bit hot under the wick, aren’t you?”
• Why did the tomato turn red on your birthday?
  Because it saw the salad dressing for the party!
• Why don’t we ever play hide and seek with mountains on your birthday?
  Because they always peak too soon!
• What did one hat say to the other on your birthday?
  “Stay cool, party hats!”
• Why did the scarecrow get invited to your birthday party?
  Because he was outstanding in his field—just like you!
• How do you know your birthday cake is polite?
  It always asks for a slice, saying, “Please, cake me!”
• What did one ocean say to the other on your birthday?
  “Nothing, they just waved!”
• Why did the banana go out with the prune on your birthday?
  Because it couldn’t find a date!
• What’s a pirate’s favorite part of your birthday?
  The treasure hunt for presents!
• Why did the computer take a nap on your birthday?
  It had too many bytes and needed some rest!
• What did the left eye say to the right eye on your birthday?
  “Between you and me, something smells fishy—must be the cake!”
• Why don’t skeletons fight each other on your birthday?
  Because it’s a real bone-chilling experience!
• Why don’t scientists trust atoms on your birthday?
  Because they make up everything—except for how awesome you are, bro!

Birthday Jokes For Brother from Sister

• Why did the tomato turn red at the birthday party?
  Because it saw the salad dressing (dressing up for your special day)!
• How does a penguin celebrate a birthday? By icing a cake, of course!
• What’s a birthday cake’s favorite song? “Happy Birthday to You, Happy Birthday to You, You look like a monkey, and you smell like one too!”
• Why don’t skeletons celebrate birthdays? They don’t have the guts!
• Why did the math book look sad on its birthday? Because it had too many problems!
• What do you always get on your brother’s birthday? Older, of course!
• What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
  Nacho cheese, just like your birthday gifts today!
• How does a computer wish your brother a happy birthday?
  “Byte-day! Wishing you gigabytes of happiness!”
• Why did the scarecrow get invited to the birthday party?
  Because he was outstanding in his field!
• What kind of birthday cake do ghosts prefer? I-scream cake!
• How does a bee celebrate a birthday?
  With a swarm of happiness and a honey cake, of course!
• What did one candle say to the other on the birthday cake?
  “Don’t birthdays just burn you up?”
• What do you call a fish with no eyes?
  Fsh (fish) – just a little birthday humor for you!
• Why did the birthday balloon bring a sweater to the party?
  It didn’t want to be left out in the “cold”!
• Why was the broom late to the birthday party?
  It got caught up in traffic (or should I say, cobwebs)!

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